CORN DOWN Prank Calls

The CORNDOWN pt 313: with Chuck Norris as Scott

dragonmere — Fri, 03 Apr 2026 16:30:15 +0000

You ever had a Wendy’s cut your crust off without you asking? Because that’s exactly how this CORNDOWN starts. We also discover the buns don’t match; what with being top and bottom and all. Somewhere in there we received a failing grade on the app, but I still have no clue what we did wrong. This leads to some grass roots journalism, a couple of fish fry’s, and a old bread bag. From there we try to get the front desk to destroy stuff for us, and whuppy almost goes to jail after a sneak out call involving the police. Bad whuppy. A few more calls about destroying stuff, couple calls about poop, and we’re out. Another successful show.

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The CORNDOWN pt 312: with Brendon Small as Brendon Small

dragonmere — Fri, 27 Mar 2026 16:30:06 +0000

This episode of The CORNDOWN is straight goofy. It starts off with a bunch of goofy sandwiches and goofy fries and six diet cokes. According to wastedmemory, some of the goofy food was donated. I, however, won a bunch of free stuff from the Jamba Juice at the mall. This leads to discussion of the Big Arch sandwich, a little CIA nonsense, some scabs, and cryptic advice not to eat the sandwich. The second half is just as goofy with goofy hotels, goofy parking lots, and more. Wastedmemory gives the great idea to give stuff to kids, and whuppy is at an undisclosed location. It’s business as usual, basically.

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The CORNDOWN pt 311: with Lyssa Browne as Slippy Toad

dragonmere — Fri, 20 Mar 2026 16:30:28 +0000

In this episode of CORNDOWN, I start off trying to dress things up a little bit, which leads to several types of complaints about hats on burgers, with a bit of help from someone who sounds like whuppy. From there, we take our kids to watch employees eat at Arby’s, the New Manager Christopher gets some advice via whuppy, and wastedmemory shows up smelling like fish oil. As things close out, extra organs and teeth are found, several new sandwiches are advertised to the front desk, and things nearly go off the rails, but not quite.

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The CORNDOWN pt 310: with Toby Huss as Kahn Souphanousinphone

dragonmere — Fri, 13 Mar 2026 16:30:31 +0000

On this CORNDOWN, I keep hitting my head over and over on sandwiches, trying to explain how it happened while wastedmemory adds his own versions of the same kind of injury. That spills into acts of God, like dusty sandwiches, questionable chili, and sisters hogging nuggets, which naturally leads to more injuries and car trouble. In the middle we deal with stop signs, and wake-up calls that need to get way more physical, with whuppy jumping in to argue about rooms, directions, and other bird sounds that don’t really help. By the end it’s ID checks, dropped coins, stupid magic attempts, and one more round of head injuries before everything finally winds down.

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The CORNDOWN pt 309: with Will Lee as Mr. Hooper

dragonmere — Fri, 06 Mar 2026 17:30:53 +0000

On this CORNDOWN, I get wrapped up in big talk about an oil tycoon and backing each other up, which then turns into arguments about what counts as inappropriate, especially when whuppy keeps jumping in to make it worse. From there I spiral into some deer/cat confusion, a litle hat theft, and we try to verify things that probably didn’t need verifying in the first place. There’s also a bit of fingers getting caught where they shouldn’t be and sandwiches wedged into places when wastedmemory shows up in the second half. Toward the end it shifts into car trouble that keeps escalating into fires, while everyone keeps insisting they’ve got my back even as everything falls apart.

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The CORNDOWN pt 308: with Chris Pine as Captain James T. Kirk

dragonmere — Fri, 27 Feb 2026 17:30:45 +0000

On this CORNDOWN, I get locked in to drive-thru problems that go too far, starting with bathroom questions, fire trucks, and gold burgers, with wastedmemory jumping in for the old people. That turns into burgers that feel wrong in texture, color, and purpose, mixed with trust issues, eye contact that lasts too long, and me taking a dump in room 211. From there it’s mostly cars where they absolutely don’t belong, like inside buildings, rooms, stairwells. Meanwhile whuppy keeps trying to shuffle situations around instead of fixing them. By the end, it’s cleaning products, email knives, Tiff’s bad luck, and a general sense that we need to leave right now. Lemon pledge.

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The CORNDOWN pt 307: with Jared Leto as Angel Face

dragonmere — Fri, 20 Feb 2026 17:30:31 +0000

On this episode of CORNDOWN, I’m pausing orders and looking for warning signs, while whuppy jumps in with his own version of things. That turns into blood on shirts, in cups, in bags, and hotels with whuppy and Tifff adding to the confusion instead of cleaning it up. I’m also dealing with employee problems, strange bathroom details, paw prints, panic buttons, and questions about employee food. By the end, everything feels overhandled and a little gross, like I should’ve just finished my blood cup and left.

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The CORNDOWN pt 306: with Bryan Cranston as Tim Whatley

dragonmere — Fri, 13 Feb 2026 17:30:22 +0000

On this CORNDOWN, I start with string but the wheels come off fast and pieces get lost while wastedmemory keeps adding reasons it might be my fault. This includes food getting tied up and layered wrong, especially once ads and bootleg versions get involved. I get stuck on trying to leave places, returning ropes, and dealing with front desk problems that somehow get more cigarettes than answers, with whuppy popping in to make the logic even shakier. It’s goblin bones, marriage proposals with beef, intentional flatulence, and personal leaks, all piling up until it feels like the episode might tip over too.

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The CORNDOWN pt 305: with Chris Diamantopoulos as Moe

dragonmere — Fri, 06 Feb 2026 17:30:41 +0000

On this CORNDOWN, I keep coming back to a ziplock bag that somehow turns into individual nuggets and profits, and wastedmemory jumps in with a lesson on how to talk. That slides into a long stretch about fish and exactly how you’re allowed to kill fish before it becomes a problem, plus buckets, lobsters, and what counts as acceptable handling. From there I get hung up on shady payment issues, homemade cards, bad checks, and the ID requirements of credit cards. By the end, it’s broken windows, stolen badges, and putting a 911 operator on hold.

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The CORNDOWN pt 304: with Daws Butler as Quisp

dragonmere — Fri, 30 Jan 2026 17:30:19 +0000

On this CORNDOWN, I start with sticky food and an itchy leg that quickly turns into me repeatedly admitting I might have lice. That opens the door to a long run about bugs in hotels, blankets, feet, and personal bugs too, with wastedmemory making it worse by making multiple calls. Things briefly drift into yard tools, magic tricks, and a little dating advice. Later, we’re stuck trying to cough or sneeze, worrying about smells and eye salt/pepper problems, and overthinking basic body issues while whuppy and BeeTeeBeats jump in. By the end, it’s safe hotels, hair removal, and poop-related pillows, all tied together by me insisting it’s probably normal.

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The CORNDOWN pt 303: with Pat Fraley as Baxter Stockman

dragonmere — Fri, 23 Jan 2026 17:30:14 +0000

On this CORNDOWN, the first half is all about tires, popping them on purpose, swapping them with a spare, and never being done with it, with wastedmemory making the whole situation worse by adding to it. That eventually leads into food being up in places it shouldn’t be, particularly on faces, stuck whuppuy’s mouths, or causing swelling and bleeding, with whuppy and Tifff jumping in. From there, things turn uncomfortable with missing skin, and people getting stuck in cars or situations they can’t get out of. Toward the end, we’re talking about secondhand food, bad attitudes, and failed weapons checks that feel way too scary for what started as a simple flat tire show.

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The CORNDOWN pt 302: with Shirley Temple as Heidi

dragonmere — Fri, 16 Jan 2026 17:30:39 +0000

On this CORNDOWN, I start with ice and lettuce. With wasted’s help we move to cheese problems that keep getting flipped, melted, or turned inside out. That leads into a run where burgers cause real-world damage such as breaking windows, messing up cars, closing bank accounts, and getting people fired. We keep pushing those ideas until they turn into audits, arguments, and mailing food when it clearly shouldn’t be mailed. Along the way there’s lobby weirdness, stolen beef, strong guys, and a lot of talk about drive-thru speakers that probably shouldn’t be personal, ending with whuppy being very normal.

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The CORNDOWN pt 301: with Michael K Williams as Omar Little

dragonmere — Fri, 09 Jan 2026 17:30:41 +0000

On this CORNDOWN, I start on the idea of getting food as a gift, with wastedmemory jumping in transfering his customer status. That leads into sneezing from sandwiches, acting like an idiot, and getting hit with food for acting like an idiot. Things drift into late Christmas and replacement Santas as whuppy and wastedmemory both share different versions of what exactly that means. By the end, we’re deep into carrot deliveries, having them, gifting them, and needing them for unclear reasons—along with some more food gifts and a little shopping cart shocking to round it out.

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The CORNDOWN pt 300: with Debbie Lee Carrington as Valerie Vomit

dragonmere — Fri, 02 Jan 2026 17:30:06 +0000

On this CORNDOWN, we start with figuring out what actually makes a gift we like, and naturally get stuck on soap and blankets, with wastedmemory complicating it with directions from Tennessee. That turns into me tring to turn myself in for unclear reasons, losing track of where I am, and wondering if elevator shoes can come off. In the middle, we go through roughhousing, hidden gifts, parking lot advantages, and a surprising amount of time spent on soup spoons, relish, and bed-buckets. By the end, we’re talking about holiday figure representation, bathroom math, and whether paying for parking is ever actually worth it, which feels about right for how the episode goes.

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The CORNDOWN pt 299: with Jason Momoa as Ronon Dex

dragonmere — Fri, 26 Dec 2025 17:30:29 +0000

On this CORNDOWN, I start with worrying my dog is going to choke, starting with a small curly, with wastedmemory piling on and making the situation sticky. That leads into a stretch about sandwiches and how they’re made, tracked, questioned, handed off, and sometimes hollow. All the while wastedmemory keeps raising new issues that don’t seem to help. I deal with a strange website dog that keeps reappearing, with whuppy and wasted chiming in on that too. In between, I get stuck on Double Jeopardy with Ashley Judd and Tommy Lee Jones, applying the same kind of reasoning to hotels and dollar stores, just like a big toe that won’t quit. By the end, things blow up into bigger buggs and bigger worries, with Luxapol and whuppy pushing things until it feels just slightly not normal.

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The CORNDOWN pt 298: with Gary Cole as Harvey Birdman

dragonmere — Fri, 19 Dec 2025 17:30:58 +0000

On this CORNDOWN we start with a stretch about flagpoles that spirals into access issues once wastedmemory jumps in. From there we move into phone use, online photos including people, and a long microwave stint that somehow turns into a serious issue with violent foil and pants. Wastedmemory discovers how hard turning fifteen thousand dollars is, and whuppy turns in the whole room. By the end, we’re all just a little more confused than before.

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The CORNDOWN pt 297: with Michael Shanks as Daniel Jackson

dragonmere — Fri, 12 Dec 2025 17:30:14 +0000

On this CORNDOWN, I start with a run of calls where I try to get people to guess my weight, while whuppy jumps in with his own twist on the “same pants” problem that plagues hotels. That pushes me to snap and leads to all kinds of smoking-the-hotel trouble and a short streak of pirate-themed nonsense before we drift into a long stretch about pillows. Taking pillows, pillow punishment, taking other peoples pillows as punishment, etc. somehow making each version more normal than the last. From there, things shift into people forgetting food, paying things forward and takin things back again, snapping stuff, talking crazy, and wondering where the fry guy went. By the end, it’s bathroom disasters, strange menu punishments, and getting hit with sticks for reasons, which is also normal.

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The CORNDOWN pt 296: with Zach Galifianakis as Chip Baskets

dragonmere — Fri, 05 Dec 2025 17:30:20 +0000

On this episode of CORNDOWN, I explore the idea of doing things in threes and spend some time trying to protect products, with whuppy and buccshot adding their own takes. We spend a lot of time estimating and assessing, which very naturally leads into things like potato hands and hotel transcripts. Totally normal, I promise. Towards the end, I do some Beyoncés, Tiff extracts crititical corporate espionage information, and we recieve concerning mysterious emails, which possibly should not be believed. Jame closes it out with a looping situation that feels like we’ve been down this path before. But it’s NORMAL.

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The CORNDOWN pt 295: with Joseph Tudisco as Mike Santini

dragonmere — Fri, 28 Nov 2025 17:30:55 +0000

This episode runs on the same kind of chaotic mall-parking-lot energy as the others. There’s a cat hanging around outside, dad’s trying to go viral, and opting to believe bushes may be persons. There are private-investigator vibes, weird mouth problems, floating-in-water food, and a lot of DIYing that feels like someone is making up rules as they go. Teeth keep disappearing, multiplying, or getting counted, and the Fry Guy hasn’t been heard from in a while. Overall, it’s people trying to manage totally normal situations while slipping into strange little confirmed governmental conspiracies.

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The CORNDOWN pt 294: with Edward Penn as Owen March

dragonmere — Fri, 21 Nov 2025 17:30:41 +0000

On this CORNDOWN we start with arguing about whether we need emergency blankets or if regular ones work. I try to shave a few seconds off before we get weird with first aid kits, and whuppy gets in trouble for taking too long. A raccoon in a bag shows up, things get spooky and creepy, and I keep getting messed with on the phone even though I’m dry heaving. I aso get police statements for no real reason, catalyst and I try to get our ears fixed, and buccshot keeps circling back to peanuts. By the end I’m stuck to my own clothes, guys are opening doors wrong, and a couple of us try to shave… or at least learn how!

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The CORNDOWN pt 293: with Ola Ray as Michael’s Girl

dragonmere — Fri, 14 Nov 2025 17:30:39 +0000

On this CORNDOWN I run into disabled cars over and over, each one worse than the last, while whuppy tries to impose speed limits and ends up talking about Halloween bones. The whole thing drifts into being treated like vampires, spiders, goblins, etc. before we get stuck counting really high room numbers. Somewhere in there, arms get broken and my finger got ripped off at the drive-thru. wastedmemory brings chili into it, of course, and Tifff and fuzzy make things worse with spider eggs and potatoes. It closes out with some typical ghosts in the chili, a pepperoni mistake and I just try to get parked without causing more trouble.

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The CORNDOWN pt 292: with Glenn Powell as Chad Powers

dragonmere — Fri, 07 Nov 2025 17:30:54 +0000

This CORNDOWN starts with me trying to report some accomplices to unwilling management, and whuppy uncovers a brown leather jacket man incident. Next I take a data dump or two and things get weird fast with loose files, Walmart bags, and papers being served back and forth like it’s a courtroom. There’s far too much milk, and far too few crackheads, with buccshot puffing away in the 420 zone while I look for a way out (so I can find a way back in). Catalyst shows up with freezer food and bedbug problems, whuppy gets a drive-thru dog involved, and it all ends with mysterious pictures and one last messy data dump that doesn’t make anything better.

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The CORNDOWN pt 291: with Dwight Yoakam as Raoul

dragonmere — Fri, 31 Oct 2025 17:30:38 +0000

This CORNDOWN starts with people trying to smoke in my glasses. Whuppy brings soup issues into the mix, such as who’s eating it, who’s spilling it, and which employees are making a mess of my glasses with it. Everything gets foggy, soup related and otherwise, and before long we’re talking about early refills, and prescriptions onions. wastedmemory and I get wrapped up in more prescription issues and debating if Wendy’s should make you a little sick, while Tifff experiments with recreational potatoes. By the end, shirts get stained by pants, food gets found, we get sick again, and everyone learns an important lesson about soup.

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The CORNDOWN pt 290: with Kristen Wiig as Erin Gilbert

dragonmere — Fri, 24 Oct 2025 16:30:05 +0000

On this CORNDOWN I keep getting stuck at a Wendy’s with no drive-thru and trying to prove I’m certified for something while also deleting my Facebook over and over because people keep saying they saw someone who looks just like me. Paper becomes an issue as I try to use it as plates, then wastedmemory shows up and we get into receipts and documents to get a sandwich across state lines or avoid a taser. Whuppy runs into random guys and Buckshot deals with a rude delivery driver.Then I learn how to flush in the hotel, it’s as easy as a snake. Then, with Fuzzy’s help, I also learn to turn on the TV. To close it out Buckshot rides fingerboards in the lobby, and Tifff composts who-knows-what in her hotel room. Overall it’s rated Normal/10.

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The CORNDOWN pt 289: with Tim Robbins as Gary Winston

dragonmere — Fri, 17 Oct 2025 16:30:05 +0000

This CORNDOWN starts with me questioning the flavor of a bag while whuppy keeps being normal in every way he can think of. Things get sexual with sour cream on my pants, and slide quickly into soaked chicken, plumbers in the bathroom, and a lot of broken or confused sandwiches trying to figure out what they actually want. There’s a whole back and forth about fries being the same as sandwiches, extra versus more, and even hotdog buns getting dragged into it. Later, I’m accusing people of working at Walmart, I get some help carrying a chair, and Bucc gets in trouble for dipping in chili while whuppy gets a prescriptions for potatoes. It all ends with all kinds of stuff stuck in bags, great guys getting muted, and buccshot finding tiny skateboards while I swear I saw a raccoon. I love you.

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The CORNDOWN pt 288: with Jimmy Kimmel as Karl Malone

dragonmere — Fri, 10 Oct 2025 16:30:31 +0000

This CORNDOWN starts an inch big before sandwich problems that get taped, but user engagement is too low to continue operations. Due to the low engagement I get involved with a new AI image board, while buccshot finds an important screw and I find branded batteries, which is a great way to get a reaction. For clicks and views.Things get extra weird after that. Whuppy has a twenty minute call where the woman says nothing but who, what, when, where, why, and sometimes how. Its excessive. Later, in what’s becoming a regular segment, Cloutmaster weighs in on what’s ethical or not. Things start hatching, fingerprints come up, and somewhere in there I’m getting hats compliments, not sure why. K2 starts talking about hugs that might involve a cigarette, and everyone wants in. Snappy bakes and I bring in some suspicious bed noises, Fuzzy reverses the air conditioning, and buccshot closes it out with fingerboard sounds, and the last call.

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The CORNDOWN pt 287: with Billy West as G.e.e.K.e.R.

dragonmere — Fri, 03 Oct 2025 16:30:34 +0000

This CORNDOWN keeps circling back to keys, losing them, someone else finding them, cops and even dogs getting involved, and wastedmemory chasing them down in his own ways. The magic rabbit stuff runs right alongside it, with them appearing, disappearing, and even coming out of hats thanks to whuppy. We bounce into odd jobs and hotel problems, from sieves and TV people to being forced to apply for jobs we don’t want, all while wastedmemory endures Mario music in the background. The rest of the crew drops in too: snappy bakes with toilet keys and cardboard food, Lux with Teletubbies, buccshot talking alternate dimensions, Cloutmaster debating ethics, and Hootis helping me track down keys at work. It winds down with me and wastedmemory trying to be professional on the phone but never quite pulling it off.

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The CORNDOWN pt 286: with Woody Harrelson as Woody Boyd

dragonmere — Fri, 26 Sep 2025 16:30:39 +0000

This CORNDOWN kinda sucks. I start off losing my phone, wallet, keys, and even the car. Shopping carts keep getting tangled, sucking in keys, or smashing into things, with wastedmemory stepping in to make it even worse by trying to disengage buggies and change the batteries before they get sucked into my car. Also I am wearing a wire for reasons I can’t discuss, then the food calls start with sneezing on burgers, food that sound like crickets near wooded areas at dusk, plus my chili lid gets stuck. Whuppy shows up with bread that could bend light, while catalyst brings a boneless potato that turns into a prize for me more than once. Snappy bakes gets beef patties in the wrong shape, chili sucks up in my keys, and Tifff drops in with a soda half full of spiders. It all rounds out with wastedmemory mixing spaghetti while buccshot proudly declares he has found chili the best in America. It just sucks.

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The CORNDOWN pt 285: with Richard Dean Anderson as Dr. Jeff Webber

dragonmere — Fri, 19 Sep 2025 16:30:13 +0000

This CORNDOWN kicks off with someone messing around across the street while wastedmemory gets caught up in some kind of strange sensation, and before long we’re both tangled in all kinds of burger problems. From long ones to corrupt fry cooks to a full-on burger school interaction. Things shift when I start pushing buttons about thermostats and age limits and when life begins at fast food spots, with wastedmemory bribing his way through and even bringing towels to keep things going. Of course there’s hotel calls, with me losing track of room numbers, bad access codes, busted air conditioners, and a few garbage setups while whuppy and snappy bakes pile on with their own check-in headaches. Later, cigarettes keep coming up, sometimes just giving them away, sometimes tied up with gambling or worse. Then the grease theme takes over, with wastedmemory, whuppy, and even Tifff all dragging animals, chickens, and bacon oil into the mix before buccshot shuts it down at the end.

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The CORNDOWN pt 284: with Will Ferrell as Gordon Vanderkruik

dragonmere — Fri, 12 Sep 2025 16:30:52 +0000

On this CORNDOWN I get started talking about the hassle of maintaining one’s own hotel rooms and how much money it seems to pull right out of my own pocket, with wastedmemory chiming in about his own mix-ups at a couple of different and/or same places. We drift into some strange normal sounding calls, where I keep getting calls from the nineties and he jumps ahead into Y2K and beyond. A lot of the middle turns into an obsession with me trying to figure out who’s wearing a hat, whuppy weighing in with his own Jim Hat checks, and some people flat-out denying hats. From there it spreads out into food problems, like odd burgers, rubberized stuff, and I get pinned down. Toward the end, everyone gets in on it: ButtEye shows up looking for a boyfriend, Matthew4 has tomatoes and lag, snappy bakes and whuppy argue systems and names, and I close out with drive-thru hat checks one last time.

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The CORNDOWN pt 283: with Christopher Hewett as Lynn Belvedere

dragonmere — Fri, 05 Sep 2025 16:30:31 +0000

This one is a slow start with failed boat houseguest problems, there’s talk of medical violence, and appreciation comes across in uncomfortable ways. Eventually we get going when food turns up stuffed in shoes, pockets, even wallets. There’s a slight obsession with stoves and bricks cooking eggs. Then Denny’s gets some classic bribes, we run into fake versions of their food, and wasted gets sick from found leftovers. Whuppy gets his first broken leg, we uncover ghostly kitchens, goat salmon, and haunted burritos. It’s good.

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The CORNDOWN pt 282: with Irina Gorovaia as Margot Tenenbaum

dragonmere — Fri, 29 Aug 2025 16:30:52 +0000

In this episode luggage bags get grabbed, cars seized, hotel rooms snatched up, even food is being treated like it doesn’t belong to you. There are calls about future reservations, with people talking, conversating, chatting and confusing the front desk. Insurance rates get bumped, a smoke alarm goes off, and someone promises me this idea of guaranteed internet fame. Other normal things like cat ointment, copper wire, and carbon-fiber food get discussed normally. Burgers get tossed and refunded, because you have to, and I end up “married” by mistake. Of course, even the government shows up to claim a room. It’s all about losing control of your own stuff in funny original normal good ways.

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The CORNDOWN pt 281: with John Travolta as Tod Lubitch

dragonmere — Fri, 22 Aug 2025 16:30:24 +0000

This episode has food mistakes like fingernails ripped out, hair eaten, roofing nails swallowed, even takeout containers consumed. Broken tools and food that won’t heat or get wet bleed into static bananas and political Tesla disputes. A couple floors get stepped on. Identity theft spreads through hotels and mirrors, while accounts close, tests fail, and glass exits cut things short. Pit Pigs (regular and electric) get brought with us, giving the show an extended end.

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The CORNDOWN pt 280: with James Franco as Alien

dragonmere — Fri, 15 Aug 2025 16:30:35 +0000

This CORNDOWN kicks off with basic skills missing. I can’t read, wasted can’t ride a bike, and it spirals into family silence and awkward callback requests. People lurk by windows, sometimes sipping coffee, sometimes plotting, while magnetic food keeps reappearing. There’s car insurance drama at a Denny’s, elevator bites, and windows breaking in normal revenge circumstances. Dumpster hiding gives way to surreal toilet power, more aggressive elevators, and a deep unease about Jeeps, complete with broken protocols and scary sightings. Corporate policies clash with human quirks, sons are identified (or not), hair gets pulled, and someone always seems to be taking a rip off something.

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The CORNDOWN pt 279: with Terry Gene Bollea as Hulk Hogan

dragonmere — Fri, 08 Aug 2025 16:30:50 +0000

This one feels like a crime scene slowly unraveling in a Denny’s. It starts with evidence bags piling up, with Fabian schemes in the background, and suspicious amounts of high numbers of teeth-related reports coming in. All I know is, Denny’s is at the heart of it all. Soups and slams getting mixed or unmixed, even zodiac signs somehow coming into play. Police trespass becomes a recurring issue, hinting at either botched investigations or an ongoing standoff between the police and Denny’s patrons. Plates and glasses break (doesn’t matter who’s fault), foreign objects turn up, and meals get swapped out in strange trades. There’s a sense of strategy with more Fabian-style delays mixed with sudden panic button presses. By the end, between tip scams, Wendy’s juiciness, and more evidence than anyone can reasonably store, it’s hard to tell if this was ever about solving a mystery or just creating a new one.

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The CORNDOWN pt 278: with Cam Clarke as Mac

dragonmere — Fri, 01 Aug 2025 16:30:39 +0000

This set starts with sandwiches getting painted yellow. It moves into conflict inside the CD players, which probably shouldn’t cause that much tension unless the employee is flirting. Then sandwiches take over. There’s a lot of confusion: who’s touching them, whose sandwich it even is, whether they’re being shared, stolen, burned, or just sat on. Fries and soda catch fire too. The vibe is paranoia and possibly arson. Squirrels show up with violent intent, with unexpected closures, premonitions, and maybe even a murder tally. Naked smoking, strange room guests, and fake relationships round things out in a way that feels a little too normal.

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The CORNDOWN pt 277: with Alden Ehrenreich as Han Solo

dragonmere — Fri, 25 Jul 2025 16:30:56 +0000

This CORNDOWN spins out of control fast, starting with employees being used,possibly emotionally or logistically. That spirals into apple smoking, which feels both literal and like a stand-in for some deeper, metaphorical meaning. But it’s just an apple. There’s tension with police, as usual, something about raspberries being missing, and a whole subplot around someone named Jessica and her Arby’s. Chairs are being moved like they’re forbidden. As things crack further, you get dogs with rabies, chain-based boiler punishments, electrical tape fixes, and meat that might not be okay to eat. Someone’s offering help, but nobody’s actually there. It’s lonely, chaotic, and weird. Just like me.

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The CORNDOWN pt 276: with Michael Turney as Danny Pennington

dragonmere — Fri, 18 Jul 2025 16:30:54 +0000

This CORNDOWN follows a steady escalation of penny-based activity. Tossing, spreading, dropping them in lobbies, even turning them into some kind of mortar or protest or something. There’s also a lot of poor employee driving, repeated and increasingly dramatic, including crashes or wild maneuvering. Meanwhile, there’s gum in my son’s fries, sketchy food combos, and someone handing out slips of paper like they’re evidence. Then ButtEye tries for a fake romantic setup, and there’s a few unusual attempts at entry through windows. By the end, it all folds into pet adoption talk, vape complaints, elevator confusion, and we all get grounded.

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The CORNDOWN pt 275: with Johnny Knoxville as Scrad & Charlie

dragonmere — Fri, 11 Jul 2025 16:30:14 +0000

A strangely intimate look at breakfast and violence—sometimes at the same time. We start with a couple rounds of Ice Cream b/w Violence, bounce through some hotel knob evaluations and best room competitions, and land in a series of escalating calls for just breakfast that spiral into close-quarters smoking and theoretical violence. Blankets and towels get mixed up with paper-based aggression, and wuppy demands breakfast with increasing urgency. Repeated shocks—from outlets and ice cream alike—lead into the mysterious saga of hickeys which somehow gets several calls. Things wrap up with hotel canaries, emotional manipulation, and the always-dangerous offering of the benefit of the doubt.

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The CORNDOWN pt 274: with Tommy Lee Jones as Harvey Dent/Two Face

dragonmere — Fri, 27 Jun 2025 19:45:41 +0000

This one drifts from smoky basements to crumbling online identities. We kick things off with turkey bacon, home smokers, and a lot of weird cigarette gas complaints—some of which seem to involve store employees just absolutely refusing to acknowledge reality. wastedmemory digs into forgotten MySpace alternatives while snappy bakes insists on the existence of “vanilla mothballs.” We spiral into mothball hell before resurfacing for stories about white circles, questionable plumbing, and whatever ends up being the reason for us being there. ButtEye shows up with some bathroom thoughts, wuppy runs into dirty dish problems, and there’s a brief flirtation with jail time, probably over party pricing.

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The CORNDOWN pt 273: with Tim Allen as Scott Calvin

dragonmere — Fri, 20 Jun 2025 16:30:16 +0000

This episode flies all over the place—literally. It opens with sleep tracking and mileage disputes, then dives into an ongoing saga about birds: healthy ones, loose ones, and whether or not they’re part of some larger plan. I take the lead on the bird logistics, while wastedmemory ends up dealing with weird “Do Not Disturb” violations, and there’s an uncomfortable amount of grapefruit talk. Gunnerman Bill pitches a dog to a restaurant, wuppy brings in a cremated pet, and ButtEye and bhenchodester do a cultural deep-dive that probably didn’t need to happen. Somewhere in the middle, there’s romance, broken outlets, and a box—maybe for a bird?

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The CORNDOWN pt 272: with Will Sasso as Mark McGwire

dragonmere — Fri, 13 Jun 2025 16:30:28 +0000

On this one, wuppy fills in for wastedmemory and really leans into some strange hospital logic and bee management techniques. I try to keep things on track with some fast food arguments and a few misunderstandings about who’s dead and what it costs. The whole show kind of spirals around leeches, bacteria, and whether or not it’s ok to be a hospital. ButtEye checks in with some breakroom vibes, bhenchodester keeps ordering the wrong size fries, and we all end up back at the hospital Arby’s trying to get a DNR form swapped out without making it weird.

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The CORNDOWN pt 271: with Michael Jackson as Captain EO

dragonmere — Fri, 06 Jun 2025 16:30:47 +0000

This episode of CORNDOWN has a lot of energy—starting head first and sliding straight into the recurring saga of accidental fatherhood and surprise bathroom births. Wastedmemory helps drive some extremely uncomfortable conversations, especially around sex, smell, and I do some religion accomodations. We argue a lot about whether you’re supposed to load tip up front, and things just kind of unravel from there: pens get borrowed, products get injuries, someone ends up naked in a car, and there’s confusion about cultural Asian sensitivity at nearly every turn. ButtEye shows up with some Sweedish fish, wuppy repeatedly crosses the line, and Larry’s just vaping through it.

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The CORNDOWN pt 270: with Mark Cuban as President Marcus Robbins

dragonmere — Fri, 30 May 2025 16:38:00 +0000

This one’s got no wastedmemory but a lot of shampoo—like, a suspicious number of cartons—and way too many people hiding in bushes or punching walls for it to be normal. I try to deal with someone in the bushes around the property, repeatedly damaging the room, and a very specific Arby’s situation. ButtEye gets sent straight to jail, snappy bakes gets into werewolves again, and wuppy deals with some kind of animal in a hotel room. There’s a broken nozzle, a vampire thing, some ironing issues, and a helicopter that may or may not have landed in the parking lot. Mostly not.

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The CORNDOWN pt 269: with Kevin Bacon as Valentine McKee

dragonmere — Fri, 23 May 2025 16:30:02 +0000

This episode of CORNDOWN starts with some hotel stress—trying not to get attacked, yelling in the lobby, and a room that apparently needs preheating before use. Wastedmemory handles some strange guest behavior and a little confused rat, and I get into a whole thing about whether or not you can insure a hotel room. There’s a reoccurring towel issue that somehow spreads across multiple hotels, and we try to pin down how orange slices fit into any of it. Later, there’s talk of hotel adoption, a guy asking to be put on a list for no clear reason, and someone who may be geocaching indoors.

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The CORNDOWN Pt 268: with Wayne Robson as Mike Hamar

dragonmere — Fri, 16 May 2025 16:30:21 +0000

This time on CORNDOWN I spend too long trying to sort out why my room key from six weeks ago won’t work, while wastedmemory gets into some turtle talk that might involve a stick. There’s confusion about sisters, someone says the hotel is in my bloodstream, and I try to make sense of whether it was consumed or not. Things get weirdly quiet, then too loud, and we argue about a burger that doesn’t sit right. Wuppy brings in some ancient ants and I sugest a timeline for burger freshness, and Kielbasa debuts in with some kind of cable creature.

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The CORNDOWN pt 267: with Jerry Seinfeld as Barry B. Benson

dragonmere — Fri, 09 May 2025 16:30:04 +0000

This CORNDOWN starts out soaked in a hotel rain complaint that keeps circling back no matter what I try—wastedmemory jumps in to help, but it only spirals into confusion and strange accusations. There’s something going on with a number three situation that neither of us can explain, and by the time it hits number four, I’m already regretting bringing it up. A junior rat may or may not be involved. I get stuck in a conversation about shoes and rides, and later I try (and fail) to break up for the break. Things unravel into toilet disconnection problems, both mine and bhenchodester’s, while ButtEye gets tangled in a screaming match. Wuppy brings cheese into it, snappy bakes hacks the chat, and we all end up confused about how the internet even works anymore.

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The CORNDOWN pt 266: with Charlie Sheen as Dex Dogtective

dragonmere — Fri, 02 May 2025 16:30:09 +0000

On this CORNDOWN, I find myself caught in a cycle of discovering dead batteries. Wastedmemory helps escalate things by throwing in some battery ingestion and a genie lamp incident that doesn’t go well. There’s a lot of goop—chili, burger, and something from a grocery store. Calls drift into weird food behavior at fast food places, including employees eating on the job and bhen’s very normal chicken sandwiches. Wuppy and snappy bakes join me for some bathroom showing moments, and Lux gets involved in something best described as tongue-based. I really tried to hold it together, but things got goopy fast.

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The CORNDOWN pt 265: with Kevin Pollak as Mr. Bell

dragonmere — Fri, 25 Apr 2025 16:30:48 +0000

This CORNDOWN gets tangled in airport chaos and sticky situations, starting with me trying to explain a phone-based parking plan and somehow ending up in trouble over peanut butter. Wastedmemory jumps in repeatedly to back me up as the peanut butter gets scrutinized by police, government, and eventually even mail handlers. I get accused of solicitation and end up in some kind of peanut-related legal trouble. Things spiral into hotel calls where the rooms are unbearable and everyone’s getting told to prepare for a terrible stink, even dragging in Hootis and snappy bakes. There’s also some confusion over car trouble, elevator issues, and a packet that keeps disappearing.

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The CORNDOWN pt 264: with Vanessa Hudgens as Candy

dragonmere — Fri, 18 Apr 2025 21:00:00 +0000

This CORNDOWN has me going to the hotel front desk with a new policy about strangulation that no one seems to want to enforce, even after I make a sign. Wastedmemory jumps in a bunch to help with a back-and-forth post it passing system between guests and employees. Bathroom candy happens a couple times, there’s talk of a dislocated room and some scissor lift confusion. Snappy and Hootis get into an ongoing terrible Uber mess, and wastedmemory closes things out with something about a murder that no one likes.

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The CORNDOWN pt 263: with Stefani Joanne Angelina Germanotta as Scáthach

dragonmere — Fri, 11 Apr 2025 16:30:33 +0000

This batch is wild—gasoline barcodes, employee nipping, and taking entire rooms home. wastedmemory is deep in gasoline-related schemes, while bhenchodester tackles Dr Pepper malfunctions and pasta distribution. There’s also some serious concerns about staff harassment, secret codes, and questionable Uber usage. And of course, we’ve got Chickenmen and whatever “Good Like John” means. Definitely a chaotic energy in this set.

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The CORNDOWN pt 262: with Bill Murray as Garfield

dragonmere — Fri, 04 Apr 2025 16:30:06 +0000

This one’s got a lot going on—credit card testing, mouth animals, and some serious sandwich violations. wastedmemory is deep in the mix with found credit cards, inside-out sandwiches, and verifying the spiciness of things. Meanwhile, snappy bakes investigates trash sandwiches, and ButtEye gets into fire damage and reagents. There’s also medicine dogs, ingrown toenails, and something big going down. Definitely a lot to unpack here.

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The CORNDOWN pt 261: with Edward Norton as The Incredible Hulk

dragonmere — Fri, 28 Mar 2025 16:30:54 +0000

This one’s got a strong trim theme—hotel trim, missing trim, vertical trim, even a trim train. Then wastedmemory gets deep into burger trims and backwards sandwiches, while incident number sandwiches keep stacking up. There’s some struggle with the cost of paper products (or the lack of them), alcohol odors, and loose mole beeps. Things get crunchy with onions and whole stores, and then it all spirals into child feces, little mummies, and ButtEye brings a friendly fade. Sounds about right.

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The CORNDOWN pt 260: with Keith Moon as The Hot Nun

dragonmere — Fri, 21 Mar 2025 16:30:56 +0000

This CORNDOWN is all over the place—dropped pepperoni, scattered candies, and way too many questions about toilet paper and diarrhea stats. Lobby motion sickness keeps coming up, and we get weird about magnesium. Snappy Bakes brings hotel twerking into the mix, and whuppy has some elevator issues. Meanwhile, there’s some confusion over keys under mats, lifting things, and unexpected furniture fees. Just another real normal one.

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The CORNDOWN pt 259: with Ralph Macchio as Bill Gambini

dragonmere — Fri, 14 Mar 2025 19:00:26 +0000

This CORNDOWN dives into all kinds of smells—squirrel, roommate, and an alarming amount of sponge-sniffing… and eating. Ted makes an unexpected alive appearance, and wastedmemory gets fixated on the sound of hangnails. Bathroom money is a recurring problem, as is road rage, which somehow turns into a cleaning process. Hootis deals with an apology situation, and ButtEye gets involved with some spilled spiders before whuppy escalates things further by introducing cobras and releasing scorpions. It’s a mess, but we document the process.

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The CORNDOWN pt 258: with Ryan Phillippe as Milo Hoffman

dragonmere — Fri, 07 Mar 2025 17:30:49 +0000

This episode of CORNDOWN gets off to a strong start with some light intimidation before wastedmemory hands out questionable puke-related permissions. There’s an incident with raccoons, some employee sanitation concerns, and a deep dive into the ethics of promoting bad habits at work. A cat-related head injury adds to the chaos, and Hootis tries to navigate some medieval-sounding parking issues. Meanwhile, wastedmemory has a run-in with a secret police situation, and whuppy complicates things with elevator-based mistakes. Somewhere in all this, a robot gets involved, but it’s unclear if it actually helps.

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The CORNDOWN pt 257: with Val Valentino as the Masked Magician

dragonmere — Fri, 28 Feb 2025 17:30:53 +0000

This episode of CORNDOWN kicks off with some loose parts—literally—before wastedmemory and I try to make sense of questionable food practices, including the unexpected use of glue. There’s a lot of discussion about chicken, from giving it away to keeping track of it in a highly unnecessary log. wastedmemory takes a moment to address the chat, and ButtEye stirs things up with a hidden motorcycle situation. Snappy bakes gets involved in a parking lot spectacle, while Hootis deals with a guy who seems a little too invested in parking. Things wrap up with an attempt to balance the new and the old, though not everyone agrees on what that means.

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The CORNDOWN pt 256: with Shaun Baker as Quick Williams

dragonmere — Fri, 21 Feb 2025 17:30:26 +0000

This episode of CORNDOWN starts with a lot of checking in—maybe too much—as wastedmemory and I make sure everyone’s doing alright, whether they like it or not. There’s confusion over who actually owns food once it changes hands, and wastedmemory gets wrapped up in a situation involving an alarming number of managers. I attempt to track customers in increasingly questionable ways, while snappy bakes and I compare notes on just how many people have passed through. Meanwhile, Lux deals with some crumbling and a soda spill situation that refuses to end. Stolen cleaning supplies cause tensions to rise, and wastedmemory presents a list of demands that might not be entirely reasonable. We wrap things up with an encore call that probably didn’t need to happen, but did anyway.

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The CORNDOWN pt 255: with Paul F. Tompkins as Jimmy O’Malley

dragonmere — Fri, 14 Feb 2025 17:30:31 +0000

This episode of CORNDOWN gets stuck in the elevator—literally and financially—as I try to recover some stuck money while wastedmemory experiments with alternative payment methods. Things take a turn with some Pac-Manning, sketchy manager interactions, and an escalating debate over pay rates. Cookie and brownie smells start raising concerns about hidden agendas, and wastedmemory gets caught up in a conversation that may or may not involve witchcraft. Meanwhile, feces become a recurring logistical problem, and snappy bakes gets involved in the cleanup effort. We wrap it up with a deep dive into an unusual parking situation and a pressing question about the whereabouts of your sandwich.

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The CORNDOWN pt 254: with Jon Lovitz as Richard Clark

dragonmere — Fri, 07 Feb 2025 17:30:06 +0000

This episode of CORNDOWN goes deep into questionable hotel amenities and unexpected business strategies. I start off digging into a strange DVD version of a hotel experience, while wastedmemory uncovers some odd differences and a sketchy sale on DVD players. There’s talk of elevator smoke breaks, mysterious second discs, and a secret coffee situation that keeps getting more complicated. Kidnapping comes up way too often—wastedmemory even calls ahead about it, while snappy bakes gets into the idea of making it a formal agreement. Meanwhile, Lung explores fog machines and tax dodging, and I get wrapped up in the ethics of donation-driven corporations. It’s a mess of schemes, scams, and suspicious hospitality.

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The CORNDOWN pt 253: with David Lynch as FBI Agent Gordon Cole

dragonmere — Fri, 31 Jan 2025 17:30:16 +0000

This episode of CORNDOWN is a mix of strange fixes and unexpected teamwork. I kick things off with some chaos about putting out metaphorical fires and getting into odd matches over coupons and signs. Wastedmemory shares about animals refusing food, teamwork breakdowns in the drive-thru, and has some mechanical quirks that lead to clicks and buzzers. There’s also a arguments over part numbers and a detours into deodorant gone wrong. Lung makes his debut and jumps in with some light talk on overly small fish and I finish with questionable problem-solving with tokens. It’s a jumble of fixes, small mishaps, and moments where things just don’t seem to add up.

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The CORNDOWN pt 252: with Julia Roberts as Erin Brockovich

dragonmere — Fri, 24 Jan 2025 17:30:59 +0000

This episode of CORNDOWN dives into the messier side of things, starting with misplaced food and growing into a series of increasingly chaotic events involving floor-bound sandwiches and questionable parking lot decisions. I get into some strange conversations about loyalty, accidental drive-thru disasters, and moments of self-preservation involving blurred identities. Wastedmemory adds tales of parking errors, buried snacks, and odd loyalties, while Hootis and ButtEye weigh in on peculiar complaints and the mysterious quirks of hotel life. It’s a whirlwind of strange priorities, secrets, and transformations—both personal and Optimus Prime-like.

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The CORNDOWN Christmas Eve Special

dragonmere — Fri, 17 Jan 2025 20:00:50 +0000

I wasn’t planning on releasing this episode, as it was a wastedmemory fill-in show, but then I went and got sick last week, so I had to have something to edit this week. Enjoy

This episode of CORNDOWN spirals through the chaos of the holiday season, starting with attempts to salvage Christmas amid mishaps and misunderstandings. I grapple with dumpster dilemmas, creative gifting ideas, and moments of defensive reflexes, while Hootis brings stories of peculiar staff interactions and unconventional conference room gatherings. There’s also a run of events involving misplaced hotel items and an array of “practice” Christmas efforts. Bhenchodester contributes tales of extra requests taken to comedic extremes, and Milkman reflects on seasonal plans gone sideways. Amid all this, the recurring theme of vampiric vibes keeps popping up, bringing the strange holiday energy full circle.

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The CORNDOWN pt 251: with Marius Stan as Bogdan

dragonmere — Fri, 10 Jan 2025 22:00:06 +0000

In this episode of CORNDOWN, I deal with everything from hotel bathroom dilemmas to the confusion of mismatched names, exploring how small details can spiral out of control. Wastedmemory dives into mishaps with lamps, outlets, and persistent car troubles, adding layers of chaos. There’s also a series of moments involving staples and shocks—literal and figurative—that keep things off-balance. ButtEye joins in with unusual insights on customer feedback and surveillance, while Hootis touches on superstitions with a story about a voodoo doll. It all wraps up with a mix of tech troubles, odd gifts, and running out of time in more ways than one.

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The CORNDOWN pt 250: with Matt McColm as Johnny Domino/Night Man

dragonmere — Fri, 03 Jan 2025 22:00:14 +0000

This CORNDOWN episode moves through a mix of challenges, starting with my calls about unconventional office rituals and creative approaches to privacy. Wastedmemory brings in chaotic holiday experiments, including early Christmas trial runs and small-scale celebrations gone awry. There’s an effort to untangle problems with stuck windows and intense seasonal reactions. Hootis adds a dramatic take on long bandaids and holiday meltdowns, while Xenorax offers a memorable moment involving medical tools in surprising contexts. It’s a blend of the chaotic and strangely familiar.

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The CORNDOWN pt 249: with Dallas McKennon as Gumby

dragonmere — Fri, 27 Dec 2024 22:00:58 +0000

This episode of CORNDOWN dives into some odd and chaotic moments, starting with my calls about strange behavior towards birds and peculiar indoor weather. Wastedmemory adds to the mix with stories about trying to gain roof access and navigating confusing limits on cold medicine, while I circle back to the ongoing saga of snow showing up in all the wrong places. Hootis jumps in with a focus on loud and unusual conference calls, and there’s even a bit about the mysterious smells in a room, courtesy of Dwight. It’s a wild mix of weird problems and attempts to make sense of them.

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The CORNDOWN pt 248: with Elijah Wood as Ad-Rock

dragonmere — Fri, 20 Dec 2024 22:00:11 +0000

On this episode of CORNDOWN, I start with some puzzling calls about keeping track of pills that quickly spiral into strange conversations about crotch stuff and quitting places unintentionally. Wastedmemory jumps in with stories of chaotic scenes involving broken glass and awkward encounters with touching people, while I circle back to those same calls from different perspectives. There’s also some back-and-forth about unexpected mishaps, like dealing with stolen or discarded cigarettes, and hootis adds their own take on the frustrations of quitting and parking gone wrong. It’s a mix of confusion, missteps, and the occasional surprising resolution.

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The CORNDOWN on PRANKSGIVING ’24

dragonmere — Fri, 13 Dec 2024 22:00:07 +0000

This week is pranksgiving, I dive into a mix of everyday messes and strange moments, starting with the chaos of morning routines, like morning noises and coffee problems. wastedmemory jumps in to help sort out some ongoing issues with getting stuck in places—whether it’s being locked in, locked out, or just plain out of luck. There’s a recurring theme of donuts, both making and eating them, with a few calls about who’s got the best ones and why the cops always seem to be around. It’s all the little frustrations and surprises that make the day just a little weirder.

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The CORNDOWN pt 247: with Rutger Hauer as Hobo

dragonmere — Fri, 06 Dec 2024 22:00:37 +0000

In this episode of CORNDOWN, I tackle the ongoing stick situation and mold problems, keeping the absurd energy high. Wastedmemory steps in with sharp contributions, like the saga of lobby antennas and an unusual take on internet cameras. Together, we navigate everything from propped doors to valid concerns that spiral into unexpected territory. Dwight adds his unique flair with ticklish feet antics, while Lux chimes in for a truly iconic moment. Meanwhile, I keep the chaos grounded, questioning why the hotel even factors into this madness and uncovering some forgotten keys along the way.

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The CORNDOWN pt 246: with Bolaji Badejo as Alien

dragonmere — Fri, 06 Dec 2024 18:27:51 +0000

In this episode of CORNDOWN, wastedmemory handles everything from bathroom door mishaps to a saga involving fifty keys, culminating in its cinematic peak. Hotel life takes center stage with questionable oxygen setups and sanctuary vibes, while snappy bakes checks in during an attempted Moana screening. Dwight contributes with turnt pockets and unexpected pocket finds, and wastedmemory uncovers coffee keys just in time for Thanksgiving drama. A mix of oddities and memorable moments makes this a standout session.

(P.S. sorry for being late! We will now resume regularly scheduled publication.)

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The CORNDOWN pt 245: with Ernie Reyes Jr. as Keno

dragonmere — Fri, 22 Nov 2024 22:00:19 +0000

In this episode of CORNDOWN, descriptions run wild as we dive into describing men and vehicles, with wastedmemory and I leading the way. There’s bizarre incidents of battery-eating that escalates quickly, alongside some accusatory fingering and Dwight’s room garden situation. Things get even more intense with drinking motor oil, shredding documents, and an unusual pizza style order. Hootis, Mailman, and newcomer Hi jump in on topics from Wendy’s mishaps to odd pubic hairs, with frivolous complaints rounding things off. It’s an unpredictable mix of surreal conversations and out-there scenarios!

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The CORNDOWN pt 244: with Zack Ward as Dude

dragonmere — Fri, 15 Nov 2024 22:00:42 +0000

In this episode of CORNDOWN, oranges are everywhere—extra ones in cars, identifying them, and even dealing with heartburn from them, with wastedmemory heavily involved in the chaos. There’s a strange journey with caterpillars and honey bees, with snappy bakes joining the bee segment. SpongeBob makes a surprising exit, and we dive into bizarre situations involving naked guest pictures, privacy tools, and intoxicated moments. A mix of unusual encounters, from butterfly bags to mysterious fry crystals, makes this a uniquely orange-themed episode filled with laughs and surprises!

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The CORNDOWN pt 243: with Kevin Sorbo as Hercules

dragonmere — Fri, 08 Nov 2024 22:00:54 +0000

In this episode of CORNDOWN, driving instructors take a front seat, with a series of chaotic lessons and some wild help from wastedmemory. We encounter a mix of oddities, from foot surgeries and bogus milk to setting up employee dates. The Surprise Department shows up to add more confusion, and handcuff keys become an unexpected centerpiece, with Snappy Bakes joining in. We also deal with stolen garbage, a swim instructor situation, and even someone eating a building. Moments of parking lot flashing, magician wallet tricks, and a mystery switch make this episode a blend of strange encounters and funny surprises!

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The CORNDOWN pt 242: with Jason Mewes as Tuott the Basehead

dragonmere — Fri, 01 Nov 2024 21:00:02 +0000

In this episode of CORNDOWN, the question of knowing if you’re really there takes center stage, with wastedmemory chiming in on multiple occasions. Cigarettes, both decaf and functional, make their way into the conversation, along with night mailmen and one-way streets. The saga of the captive caller unfolds in a series of bizarre twists, while we also touch on window tinting, hotel progress, and keeping score. Lux gets involved with an Eric situation and some playdough eating, while Hootis brings up weird feet and evil whispers. There’s also a crying man, ground voices, and, of course, more lost keys. Plenty of strangeness packed into this one!

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The CORNDOWN pt 241: with Bob Odenkirk as Senator Tankerbell

dragonmere — Fri, 25 Oct 2024 21:00:57 +0000

In this episode of CORNDOWN, we dive into the curious case of the “normal looking one” and its various twists, while wastedmemory adds humor with making fun and dehydration. Tripping on burgers and Stouffers leads to some unexpected fun, and there’s a series of lost and found keys causing confusion. We also explore irrational fears, invalid entries, and acorns without oaks. Snappy bakes gets involved with identity theft and a trick call, while Dwight joins in with a “big number one” and I try a pee-clogged situation. From rewriting SSDs to Monopoly money, this episode covers plenty of odd ground!

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The CORNDOWN pt 240: with Lou Albano as Mario Mario

dragonmere — Fri, 18 Oct 2024 21:00:45 +0000

In this episode of CORNDOWN, bones take center stage with plenty of throwing, hanging, and drilling, often driven by wastedmemory. Things get even weirder with digging up bones and a mysterious bag of bones, while dirt buying and dry pools add to the oddities. Wastedmemory stirs up more chaos with burning clothes and spatula marks. We also deal with fake blood, clean and used needles, and old razor blades making an appearance. To top it off, there’s a hands-free check-in and food throwing session, making this episode a whirlwind of bizarre moments and unexpected twists!

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The CORNDOWN pt 239: with Jerry Orbach as Lennie Briscoe

dragonmere — Fri, 11 Oct 2024 21:00:36 +0000

In this episode of CORNDOWN, manipulation becomes a recurring theme, with wastedmemory contributing his spin on railroads and violent versions. There’s also a lot of action surrounding sidewalks and bikes, from rubbing them to crashing, straight into dumpsters. We explore bizarre moments like drug disposal and a deep dive into a crash investigation at Wendy’s, featuring Jiad. The episode gets even stranger with torso spiders, bridges, and water crossings. There’s also a case of projectile fries courtesy of Dwight, and we close things out with a farewell to dragonmere. Plenty of manipulation and chaos to keep things moving!

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The CORNDOWN pt 238: with Rob Paulsen as Arthur

dragonmere — Fri, 04 Oct 2024 21:00:26 +0000

In this episode of CORNDOWN, we navigate through a series of strange Dingtember car dings, ranging from democrats to door frames, with wastedmemory adding his take on the chaos. It culminates on a half hour discussion with the whole family. A recurring issue about paying for stuff pops up, with snappy bakes jumping in to contribute. There’s also an ongoing mystery around a green bean that keeps resurfacing, making for some hilarious moments. CrieFaux adds a bag problem, and Lux brings up questions of false idols, while we also wonder why things are closed.

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The CORNDOWN pt 237: with Tom Hanks as Charles “Chuck” Noland

dragonmere — Fri, 27 Sep 2024 21:00:12 +0000

In this episode of CORNDOWN, I dive into some strange scenarios involving change and poison, with wastedmemory joining in for some piano music and a second dose of poison talk. Spoiled milk and sandwiches get their time in the spotlight, with Snappy Bakes adding a creative twist with a meat drawing. There’s Kevin McAllister references and a sandwich upgrade, while BoJack rounds things out with a vegan upgrade. We also deal with lost room keys, melted cheese, and even a butt dial sandwich incident. A mix of quirky problems and amusing solutions!

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The CORNDOWN pt 236: with Micky Dolenz as Arthur

dragonmere — Fri, 20 Sep 2024 21:00:18 +0000

In this episode of CORNDOWN, we explore the many facets of cardboard, from soft cardboard to an ongoing obsession with “gettin’ at cardboard.” The saga continues with a mix of plastic cardboard and even a vegetarian’s variations. Things heat up with a series of chaotic lobby car crashes, and wastedmemory jumps back in with extra cardboard and we deal with a mysterious liquid french cut sandwich. Along the way, we tackle everyday dilemmas like lost safety pins and heating up food. BoJack brings a personal touch with a call about sleeping in the car, rounding out a mix of strange and entertaining moments.

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The CORNDOWN pt 235: with Moose as Eddie Frasier

dragonmere — Fri, 13 Sep 2024 21:00:22 +0000

In this episode of CORNDOWN, we dive deep into the strange world of furniture, a recurring theme throughout the calls, especially with wastedmemory’s contributions. We explore hilarious scenarios about not wanting furniture and the ongoing mystery of the “furniture person.” There’s a fun exchange on comparing hotels and spilling seeds, while wastedmemory also brings up neck sizes and fast runners. Dwight adds some wild energy with psychedelic drinks and cricket time. We also tackle splinter removal, human problems, and even the chaos of exchanging currencies. Buckle up for an entertaining ride through these oddball moments!

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The CORNDOWN pt 234: with Griffin Newman as Arthur

dragonmere — Fri, 06 Sep 2024 21:00:38 +0000

This episode of CORNDOWN is packed with quirky hotel adventures, starting with the recurring theme of striving for those elusive five stars, which we revisit throughout the episode. We touch on flimsy bedsheets and dive into the odd world of fox teeth. BoJack joins in with a double dose of front desk chaos and explores the mysteries of the PB toilet. There’s a focus on food, from tracking food records to ensuring eggs for everyone. We also get into the drone drama, including stolen hats and broken eggs, with contributions from Dog Lettuce and CrieFaux. Join us for these offbeat calls and more!

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THE CORNDOWN pt 233: With Robert Downey Jr. as Claude, Professor Robert Hammer, Ned Godwin, and Niko Damianos

dragonmere — Fri, 30 Aug 2024 21:00:58 +0000

In this episode of CORNDOWN, the SPlink covers for wastedmemory as we dive into a series of quirky and hilarious scenarios. From the unconventional issues of car barnacles and illegal dumping to the art of cloning keycards and the strange liability issues surrounding dumpsters, there’s no shortage of bizarre topics. SPLink adds a comedic twist with tales of bathroom surveys and navigating the world of locksmiths, while Snappy Bakes covers the unexpected antics of hotel twerking. Meanwhile, BoJack discusses the finer points of smoking fee calculations. Whether it’s tackling the mystery of too many edibles, the concept of dream holes, or the nocturnal habits of night squirrels, this episode is filled with laughter and unexpected insights.

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The CORNDOWN pt 232: with David Burke as Arthur

dragonmere — Fri, 23 Aug 2024 21:00:19 +0000

In this episode of CORNDOWN, we delve into a variety of quirky and entertaining calls. I kick things off with a series of confused employees, which becomes a recurring theme throughout the episode. Wastedmemory joins in with some fun car stuff and later freshens things up with some toilet water humor. SPLink takes us through a bathroom questionnaire, and I tackle the classic groundskeeper’s shoe dilemma. We also revisit the mystery of found house keys multiple times, with contributions from snappy bakes and myself, adding layers to the puzzle. Join us for these and other amusing moments in this episode!

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The CORNDOWN pt 231: with Alia Shawkat as Levi

dragonmere — Fri, 16 Aug 2024 21:00:44 +0000

In this episode of CORNDOWN, wastedmemory and I tackle everything from mysterious rashes to peculiar hotel antics. We start by examining an unusual employee rash and delve into the steps taken for a rash blood test. Discussions about force fields and trading rags segue into hotel-related shenanigans, including front desk haircuts and guest swap outs. Lux joins us to talk about defense chains and the bizarre idea of eating a baby through a time portal. Snappy Bakes and CrieFaux contribute with insights on snake defenses, weather, and machetes, adding layers of humor and oddity to our conversation.

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The CORNDOWN pt 230: with Khandi Alexander as Catherine Duke

dragonmere — Fri, 09 Aug 2024 21:00:45 +0000

In this episode of CORNDOWN, wastedmemory and I dive into a whirlwind of eccentric topics. We kick off with the intricacies of pump maintenance, discussing the quirks of pump fans and the curious concept of counting and doing half pumps. Conversations with old friends bring a nostalgic touch, while the saga of buying and selling hotdogs to regular folks adds a humorous twist. Bait car antics and advice on not getting arrested keep things lively. We also explore the peculiar world of gas, from mail-order options and high gas tolerance to the dangers of bleach gas top-offs. Dwight and DTB join in with tales of shower waffles and the oddities of gas station life. This episode is packed with offbeat stories and laughs, making it a memorable listen.

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The CORNDOWN pt 229: with Paul Frees as Poppin’ Fresh

dragonmere — Fri, 02 Aug 2024 21:00:49 +0000

In this episode of CORNDOWN, wastedmemory and I tackle a range of quirky and bizarre topics. We start with the strange occurrences of bear encounters, from dealing with a bear in my sister’s room to finding one in my own. There’s wild tales about woodchippers and the intriguing lives of dentists. We also dive into some unique household hacks like using a urine blocker and setting up a bathroom diffuser. There’s a humorous bit on old phone books and the mystery of a missing finger. Lux discusses the delights of nibbling in a bush and the concept of sweet nectar. From casual harassment of guests to the challenges of setting up security cameras, this episode is packed with odd stories and laughs.

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The CORNDOWN pt 228: with Yahya Abdul-Mateen II as Morpheus

dragonmere — Fri, 26 Jul 2024 21:00:40 +0000

In this episode of CORNDOWN, wastedmemory and I delve into a variety of intriguing and offbeat topics. We kick things off with a discussion about painted ants and the peculiarities of maintaining a painted ant farm. There’s a funny bit about why our friends are hesitant to visit, and we explore the importance of calling 811 before digging, with wastedmemory sharing some insightful anecdotes. We touch on challenges like hearing difficulties and strange hotel pigeons. SPLink joins the conversation to talk about dog and bird blockers, as well as the curious concept of parking lot movies and steaks. We also navigate through the nuances of punitive fees and the complications of getting room counts wrong. This episode is packed with a blend of humor, curiosity, and unexpected topics that are sure to keep you entertained.

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The CORNDOWN pt 227: with Elton John as The Pinball Wizard

dragonmere — Fri, 19 Jul 2024 21:00:28 +0000

On today’s CORNDOWN, wastedmemory and I tackle a series of unusual and entertaining topics. We discuss the fallout from a McAlister’s breakup and dive into the chaos of dealing with bad phone connections. There’s a quirky exploration of the differences in menus and combos, and an unexpected journey involving electric chickens. The conversation heats up as we move on to wrestling moves, drinking gas, and the peculiar effects of gas on both grass and pets. SPLink and snappy bakes join in with stories about gas station antics and body inspections. From copyright infringement to busting loads, we cover it all with humor and curiosity. Tune in for a truly eclectic mix of stories and laughs.

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The CORNDOWN pt 226: with Sara Gilbert as Laura Powers

dragonmere — Fri, 12 Jul 2024 21:00:17 +0000

In this episode of CORNDOWN, wastedmemory and I dive into all sorts of quirky topics. We start off with a bizarre story about flushing a bowling ball and move on to impersonating for various reasons, from flirting to fun. Wastedmemory shares a tale about old guys yelling and eating bees, with an impressive escalation to jars and thousands of bees. We also touch on the strange world of reverse panhandling and the logistics of eating a bee. SPLink adds some interesting insights about wearing slippers, while we continue our antics with bright sandwiches and impersonation confusion. Join us for a wild ride through these unexpected conversations.

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The CORNDOWN pt 225: with Owen Wilson as Other Study Group’s Leader

dragonmere — Fri, 05 Jul 2024 21:00:22 +0000

In this episode of CORNDOWN, wastedmemory and I navigate through tricky conversations and memory lapses. We handle difficult people, share some magician secrets with Zeke, and even discuss the bizarre concept of renting half a room. From releasing animals to almost getting hit by cars, our antics are non-stop. We also tackle topics like lost AirPods, answering machines, and neighbor disputes. SPLink joins in to discuss depression and more, adding depth to our usual chaos. This episode is a rollercoaster of odd encounters and unexpected challenges.

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The CORNDOWN pt 224: with Paul Reubens as Tucker Cobblepot

dragonmere — Fri, 28 Jun 2024 21:00:36 +0000

In this episode of CORNDOWN, wastedmemory and I tackle a range of bizarre and intense calls. We navigate confrontations, from getting trespassed from McDonald’s to dealing with unexpected orders at a restaurant. There’s a bit of chaos with multiple stolen cars and a hotel makeovers gone awry. Snappy bakes joins us for a naked drawing session and SPLink helps with a neighbor trash issue. We also dive into some peculiar situations like soup sandwiches and the missing dollar riddle, all while handling fights and gluing doors shut. Get ready for a mix of high tension and oddball moments.

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The CORNDOWN pt 223: with Gary Owens as Powdered Toast Man

dragonmere — Fri, 21 Jun 2024 21:00:46 +0000

In this episode of CORNDOWN, wastedmemory and I explore a series of unpredictable calls that dive into themes of uncertainty. We discuss everything from taking souls and dog baseball, to dealing with dozens of babies and bringing elderly veterans into the mix. SPLink joins us for calls about getting sick and his daughter’s Uber, while snappy bakes helps us investigate a haunting. We also touch on quirky topics like selling rooms and dog baseball. Get ready for a wild ride full of unexpected twists and turns.

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The CORNDOWN pt 222: with Corey Feldman As Clarke “Mouth” Devereaux

dragonmere — Fri, 14 Jun 2024 21:00:15 +0000

In this episode of CORNDOWN, wastedmemory and I dive into a chaotic mix of situations, from being too high to check-in to unexpected jail encounters. We explore the hilarity of origami crane making, dealing with public break-ups, and the shocking reveal of not being the father. Joined by snappy bakes and other guest hosts, we navigate through frequency tests, hotel nominations, and even rating children’s art. From choking on rocks to stolen cars and non-flushable wipes, this episode is packed with unpredictable and entertaining calls.

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The CORNDOWN pt 221: with Mark Wahlberg as Elliot Moore

dragonmere — Fri, 07 Jun 2024 21:00:16 +0000

In this episode of CORNDOWN, wastedmemory and I dive into the chaos of trying to mark our presence in grocery stores and bathrooms, including a series of wild calls about peeing in all the toilets and finding bottles of pee. We also discuss the hilarity of attempting to host a wrestling watching party and the challenges of releasing a prisoner. snappy bakes joins us for some parking lot antics, while Matthew4 shares stories of dealing with mean customers. With moments of shouting from rooftops, parking lot pictures, and smoking in questionable circumstances, this episode is packed with unexpected twists and plenty of laughs.

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The CORNDOWN pt 220: with Bruce Willis as Malcolm Crowe

dragonmere — Fri, 31 May 2024 21:00:08 +0000

In this episode of CORNDOWN, I explore the quirks of also working for McDonald’s while tackling everything from attitude checks to bewildering situations involving mummies. SPLink and snappy bakes join us as we dive into dumpster escapades and unexpected repo parking dilemmas. We also find ourselves posting baby pictures and slipping on coconut oil, with special appearances from BreadSandwich, Matthew4, akspa, and BeepYeep. Whether it’s searching for the mayor or dealing with 3D printing, the episode is full of laughs and surprises.

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The CORNDOWN pt 219: with Rob Bottin as Giant White Mouse

dragonmere — Fri, 24 May 2024 16:30:34 +0000

In this episode of CORNDOWN, wastedmemory and I dive into the chaos of hotel life, tackling everything from room key mix-ups to unexpected encounters with jelly and jam. We navigate through bizarre situations like dealing with a gas station hypnotist and running AI on people, while also addressing more routine issues like checking license plates and handling written bathroom complaints. With guest hosts like snappy bakes, SPLink, SirSeatSitter, and Lux joining the fun, we keep things lively and unpredictable. Whether we’re trapped in dumpsters or sorting out psychedelic experiences, it’s always an adventure.

oops this episode was saved as a draft and never published. why didn’t anyone complain? Enjoy.

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The CORNDOWN pt 218: with David Brown as Todd Gregory

dragonmere — Fri, 17 May 2024 21:00:23 +0000

In this episode of CORNDOWN, wastedmemory and I tackle a series of unexpected challenges, from lost husbands to loose guests wreaking havoc in the hotel. Join us as we navigate through situations involving stolen room keys, surprise encounters with sisters, and even a mysterious bird egg. With each call, we confront the absurdities of hotel life while delving into the complexities of guest interactions and hotel management. Tune in for a mix of humor and insight as we explore the bizarre and sometimes chaotic world behind the front desk.

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The CORNDOWN pt 217: with Ryland Brickson Cole Tews as Jean Kayak

dragonmere — Fri, 10 May 2024 21:00:15 +0000

Join me and wastedmemory on CORNDOWN as we tackle some tough questions in this episode. From exploring the difficulties of items that are “stuck out” to navigating the refund of TikTok payments, each call deals with a new challenge. Tune in as we get permission for constant shower usage with SPLink, and even discuss toilet laundry mishaps with Xenorax. With a mix of humor and insight, this episode promises to keep you entertained and engaged from start to finish.

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The CORNDOWN pt 216: with Cuba Gooding Jr. as O.J. Simpson

dragonmere — Fri, 03 May 2024 21:00:42 +0000

Join me and wastedmemory on CORNDOWN as we embark on an intriguing journey through life’s unpredictable moments and peculiar encounters. From discussing the distinct smell of shampoo to navigating the highs and lows of 420 celebrations, each call offers a unique perspective on everyday occurrences. Explore topics ranging from solar power dilemmas to the etiquette of filming sex tapes, and even uncover the mystery of banana peels and fruit flies. With unexpected twists at every turn, this episode promises an entertaining blend of humor, insight, and the unexpected.

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The CORNDOWN pt 215: with Orenthal James Simpson as Nordberg

dragonmere — Fri, 26 Apr 2024 21:00:11 +0000

Join me and my cohost wastedmemory on the CORNDOWN podcast for a quirky exploration of life’s absurdities. From mishaps like missing urine to bizarre encounters with arm-related incidents and peculiar jar collections, we delve into the unexpected twists and turns of everyday existence. Tune in as we share anecdotes and insights into the strange and humorous moments that shape our world.

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The CORNDOWN pt 214: with William Shatner as Bob Wilson

dragonmere — Fri, 19 Apr 2024 21:00:23 +0000

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Join me and wastedmemory on the latest episode of CORNDOWN, where we tackle a variety of hotel-related topics, from training new employees to dealing with peculiar guest requests. We delve into the challenges of seating arrangements, explore the boundaries of personal space with “kissing permissions,” and even touch on the unexpected discovery of found items like shoes and keys. Tune in for a mix of humor, storytelling, and the occasional eclipse-related tangent as we navigate the quirks of hotel life.

The CORNDOWN pt 213: with Christian Slater as Brian Kelly

dragonmere — Sat, 13 Apr 2024 22:29:40 +0000

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Join wastedmemory and me on this episode of CORNDOWN as we navigate through a series of unusual situations, from making Sprite with unexpected ingredients to dealing with traceable eggs and toxic lightbulbs. Along the way, we encounter surprising twists like lemonade-flavored Big Macs and mysterious hotel bands, all while exploring the quirky side of everyday life. So tune in for some laughs and offbeat stories as we share our latest adventures.

The CORNDOWN pt 212: with Christine Cavanaugh as Babe The Pig

dragonmere — Wed, 10 Apr 2024 16:40:59 +0000

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In this episode of CORNDOWN, wastedmemory and I share bizarre tales from everyday life, from discovering sugar in mouthwash to encountering unexpected bugs in hotel rooms. Joined by snappy bakes and Lux, we delve into the absurdity of situations like unplugged TVs and mysterious mousespiders, offering a humorous take on the quirks of modern living. So tune in as we navigate through strange encounters and odd mishaps, one hilarious story at a time.

The CORNDOWN pt 211: with Naomi Grossman as Pepper

dragonmere — Fri, 29 Mar 2024 21:16:06 +0000

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In this episode of CORNDOWN, we navigate through a series of everyday mishaps and challenges, from dealing with an ankle monitor to negotiating a key deal and seeking shade on a hot day. Along the way, we encounter frustrating encounters with towed cars, perplexing interactions with AT&T operators, and amusing anecdotes about renting rooms and cutting bushes. Tune in for a lighthearted exploration of life’s quirks and frustrations.

The CORNDOWN pt 210: with Richard Lewis as Richard Lewis

dragonmere — Fri, 22 Mar 2024 21:21:19 +0000

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In the latest CORNDOWN episode, wastedmemory and I explore the chaos of hotel towing mishaps. Explore the hilarity of grease sagas, where slippery situations lead to unexpected outcomes. Brace yourself for the sonic boom adventures, where flat spaghetti and men’s parking zones add to the absurdity. Join the fun as we uncover the mysteries of room robots, with contributions from BreadSandwich, SPLink, Quigly, and Lux. Get ready for a laughter-filled journey through unconventional hotel tales and unexpected twists.

The CORNDOWN pt 209: with Mayor McCheese voiced by Howard Morris

dragonmere — Fri, 15 Mar 2024 21:20:24 +0000

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Dive into the latest CORNDOWN episode with wastedmemory and me as we explore the world of hotel antics. Experience the humor in stories like ‘UpsideDown Logo,’ where unexpected twists happen at every turn. From forging and generating peculiar documents to quirky incidents involving McChicken and non-payment escapades, this episode is a rollercoaster of laughter. Join us in the absurdity of ‘The Food Killed Them’ series and partying with Carson. With contributions from Lux and SPLink, this episode promises a hilariously unconventional journey through the peculiar world of hotels and unexpected scenarios.

The CORNDOWN pt 208: with Martin Freeman as Met Sergeant

dragonmere — Fri, 08 Mar 2024 15:48:06 +0000

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Join wastedmemory and me for a new CORNDOWN episode, where we explore everyday situations with a humorous twist. Dive into the humor of “No Smoking” rules as we navigate copyright issues and face challenges like Coke composition. Laugh along with us as we tackle Subway music licensing, discuss the link between crumbs and flirting, and prank our way through animal emergency services. With contributions from BreadSandwich and snappy bakes, this episode promises simple, everyday humor. Tune in for a lighthearted journey through the world of phone calls and unexpected rule twists.

The CORNDOWN pt 207: with Brett Butler as Grace Kelly

dragonmere — Fri, 01 Mar 2024 22:08:30 +0000

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Join wastedmemory and me for a laugh-out-loud journey in this episode of CORNDOWN. We kick off with the challenges of the third floor, encounter the unmistakable smell of cat pee, and explore the quirky world of portable toilets. Along the way, we navigate open loading docks, entertain bored employees, and face the amusing twists of getting a pat down. With contributions from SPLink and more, this episode promises a mix of laughter and unexpected moments. Tune in for a delightful exploration of vinegar on plants, hotel jousting, and the entertaining tales that make each call a uniquely amusing experience.

The CORNDOWN pt 206: with Quinn Friedmann as Officer Warburton

dragonmere — Fri, 23 Feb 2024 22:01:21 +0000

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Join wastedmemory and me on a hilarious adventure in this episode of CORNDOWN, where we tackle the quirky world of missing wheels, borrowed transmissions, and the unexpected chaos of elevator nosebleeds. Get ready for the laughs as we explore emergency stop buttons, fire alarm pranks, and the amusing consequences of slightly teleporting. With contributions from SPLink, Lux, and more, this episode promises a mix of humor and surprising turns. Tune in for a delightful exploration of found keys, fake wrestling holes, and the offbeat tales that make each call a uniquely entertaining experience.

The CORNDOWN pt 205: with Laurel Near as The Lady in The Radiator

dragonmere — Fri, 16 Feb 2024 19:50:22 +0000

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Embark on a humorous and quirky journey with wastedmemory and me in this episode of CORNDOWN, where we tackle calculator conundrums, room descriptions, and the antics of Brian Style. Join us as we encounter friendly squirrels, chicken orders in Kosovo, and the peculiar art of making soup in bed. With contributions from SPLink, BoJack, IceCat, Edmund, and more, this episode promises a blend of humor and unexpected twists. Tune in for a delightful exploration of found keys, bad-smelling food, and the unique tales that make each call a memorable and entertaining experience.

The CORNDOWN pt 204: with Anthony Heald as Vice Principal Scott Guber

dragonmere — Fri, 09 Feb 2024 20:29:15 +0000

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Embark on a poolside adventure with wastedmemory and me in this episode of CORNDOWN, where we dive into the intricacies of QR codes, pool boys, and atmospheric pressure arguments. Join us as we navigate the challenges of high water pressure, bathroom attendants, and the sound business plan behind it all. With contributions from SPLink, snappy bakes, BoJack, Devon Anustart, and more, this episode promises a mix of humor and unexpected twists. Tune in for a delightful exploration of found keys, illegal room gambling, and the curious tales that make each call a unique and entertaining experience.

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The CORNDOWN pt 203: with Laurence Fishburne as Cowboy Curtis

dragonmere — Fri, 02 Feb 2024 21:29:13 +0000

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It’s time for an unconventional journey with wastedmemory and me in this episode of CORNDOWN, where we explore a series of peculiar calls that range from bone fragments and leftover bones to the unexpected discovery of illegal substances. Dive into the curious world of parking lot car washing, speech insurance, and the enigmatic concept of a “toilet baby.” With creative contributions from SPLink, snappy bakes, and Akspa, this episode promises a blend of humor and absurdity. Tune in for a delightful exploration of the unexpected moments that make each call a unique and entertaining experience.

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The CORNDOWN pt 202: with Elias Koteas as Casey Jones

dragonmere — Fri, 26 Jan 2024 22:02:01 +0000

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Join wastedmemory and me on a journey through a series of quirky calls in this episode of CORNDOWN. We explore the mysteries of women’s toilet paper, decode alarm clock instructions, and even encounter the enigma of the mode button. Dive into the humorous tales of room checks, air fresheners, and the art of finding car keys. With contributions from BoJack, Devon Anustart, and more, this episode promises a blend of humor and unexpected twists. Tune in for a delightful exploration of hotel escapades, spite tows, and the peculiarities of borrowing hoses.

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The CORNDOWN pt 201: with Louis C.K. as Dave Sanderson

dragonmere — Fri, 19 Jan 2024 21:42:39 +0000

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Embark on a comedic journey with wastedmemory and me in this episode of CORNDOWN, where we unravel a series of amusing calls that range from the absurdity of free kids to the complexities of fake relationships. Join us in exploring the chaos of bringing the whole family, navigating employee rumors, and the peculiar world of wallet rewards. With contributions from SPLink, snappy bakes, Lux, and more, this episode promises a mix of laughter and unexpected twists. Tune in for a delightful exploration of being on TV, blimps, close physical contacts, and the humorous escapades that make each call a unique adventure.

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The CORNDOWN pt 200: with Matt Chapman as Strongbad

dragonmere — Fri, 12 Jan 2024 21:37:31 +0000

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In this episode of CORNDOWN, wastedmemory and I embark on a series of hilarious escapades, from cartboy kidnapping and wrong locations to slam dunks in unexpected places. Join us as we navigate the oddities of taking home a cart, jamming out in bathrooms, and the unique challenges of eating in parking lots. With contributions from snappy bakes and SPLink, this episode promises a mix of laughter and absurdity. Tune in for a delightful journey through the misadventures of wrong Arby’s locations, employee showers, and the unexpected twists that make each call a humorous surprise.

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The CORNDOWN pt 199: with Billy Bob Thornton as Willie Soke

dragonmere — Fri, 05 Jan 2024 21:42:11 +0000

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In this episode of CORNDOWN, we explore the art of giving boosts and delve into the peculiar world of dog breeds and looking like a dog. Join us as we navigate missing mailboxes, festive encounters with Santa, and creative attempts to reach windows with chairs. With contributions from SPLink, snappy bakes, Jimmy Deans, and more, this episode promises a mix of humor and imaginative exploration. Tune in for a quirky journey through sandwich adventures, interrupted moments, and the unexpected surprises of everyday life.

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The Mostly Unedited ’23-’24 New Year’s Special (feat. Dwight the Janitor)

dragonmere — Tue, 02 Jan 2024 23:44:51 +0000

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This is the majority of the New Years special show wastedmemory and I did 12/23-1/24. Special thanks to Dwight for collaborating with us. We recorded for 7 1/2 hours. Most of it is here. Expect empty rings and hold music. Sorry. Dwight will have a more edited version produced at some point, i think.

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The CORNDOWN pt 198: with Christopher Lloyd as Judge Doom

dragonmere — Fri, 29 Dec 2023 22:27:31 +0000

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Embark on a tech-infused journey with wastedmemory and me in this episode of CORNDOWN, as we explore the intricacies of floor updates, police late passes, and backend changes. Discover the challenges of being stuck in various places, from bags to trash cans, and even desks. Join us in navigating the amusing world of WiFi porn, mustache thieves, and Christmas services. With contributions from SPLink, BoJack, Matthew4, JimmyDeans Guy, Akspa, and more, this episode promises a blend of humor and the imaginative minds behind these unique and tech-savvy conversations. Tune in for a quirky exploration of the unexpected moments in everyday life.

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The CORNDOWN pt 197: with Glenn Howerton as Don Chumph

dragonmere — Fri, 22 Dec 2023 21:52:35 +0000

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Join wastedmemory and me on a wild ride in this episode of CORNDOWN, where we explore the chaos of parking lot parades, navigate the complexities of crazy ex-girlfriends, and even face the challenge of throwing squirrels. Delve into the unexpected world of public drinking, buying customers’ cars, and the familiar sound of the Arby’s bell. With contributions from snappy bakes, CrieFaux, SPLink, and more, this episode promises a mix of humor, unpredictability, and the creative minds behind these unique conversations. Tune in for an entertaining journey through the strange and amusing moments of everyday life.

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The CORNDOWN pt 196: with Mel Tormé as The Velvet Fog

dragonmere — Fri, 15 Dec 2023 21:54:08 +0000

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Join wastedmemory and me on a cheesy escapade in this episode of CORNDOWN, where we explore the art of making cheese and the curious world of computer-related mishaps. Delve into the whimsical realm of ingredient permissions, check-up calls, and the mysterious taste of bathroom water. With contributions from BreadSandwich, SPLink, Lux, and more, this episode promises a mix of humor and peculiarities. Tune in for a journey through the unexpected twists and turns of making cheese and navigating the intricacies of computer errors.

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PRANKSGIVING ’23 w/ dragonmere & wastedmemory

dragonmere — Fri, 08 Dec 2023 21:13:31 +0000

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Embark on a flavorful adventure with wastedmemory and me in this episode of CORNDOWN, as we explore an array of calls ranging from the peculiarities of Buicks to the mysteries of good burgers. Join us in unraveling the weird drive-thru and room noises, and discover the unique world of mayonnaise kids. With contributions from Lux and more, this episode promises a blend of humor and creativity. Tune in for a mouthwatering exploration of oddities that will leave you both entertained and curious.

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The CORNDOWN pt 195: with John Candy as Del Griffith

dragonmere — Fri, 01 Dec 2023 20:47:36 +0000

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Take a ride with wastedmemory and me as we navigate a series of intriguing calls in this episode of CORNDOWN. From rain discounts and gas machines to the curious world of returning stolen merchandise and digital scales, each call unveils a different facet of life’s peculiarities. Join us for a journey through all-you-can-eat thirty dollar specials and found keys. With contributions from snappy bakes, BoJack, Lux, and more, this episode promises a blend of humor and the creative minds behind these diverse and unexpected conversations.

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The CORNDOWN pt 194: with Les Lye as Ross Ewich

dragonmere — Sat, 25 Nov 2023 19:24:13 +0000

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Join wastedmemory and me on a peculiar journey through a series of calls in this episode of CORNDOWN. From the oddity of using hands and feet to the mystery of being inside walls, each call unravels a different layer of life’s eccentricities. Explore the bizarre world of hotel room taping, missing parties, and fake businesses. With contributions from Lux, snappy bakes, SPLink, and more, this episode promises a mix of humor, intrigue, and the creative minds behind these unusual conversations. Tune in for a unique blend of stories that will keep you entertained from start to finish.

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The CORNDOWN pt 193: with Jason Segel as “Hardcore” Mike

dragonmere — Fri, 17 Nov 2023 21:15:05 +0000

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In this episode of CORNDOWN, join wastedmemory and me as we explore a unique assortment of calls that navigate the realms of everyday challenges and unexpected scenarios. From quirky complaints and torpedoes to the curious world of hard water and feces remover, each call unveils a different facet of life’s oddities. Dive into the world of emergency pees, room checks, and the mystery of found cars, with contributions from snappy bakes, Matthew, IceCat, SPLink, and more. Tune in for a blend of humor, intrigue, and the imaginative minds behind these diverse and unexpected conversations.

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The CORNDOWN pt 192: with Nestor Carbonell as Batmanuel

dragonmere — Fri, 10 Nov 2023 21:54:21 +0000

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Join wastedmemory and me on an eerie and humorous journey through a spooktacular episode of CORNDOWN. We unravel a chilling array of calls, from bloody costumes and spooky paperwork to strange encounters with 411. Explore a world of absurd notifications, unexpected accidents, and employment questions. With contributions from RBCP, BreadSandwich, Icecat, SPLink, and more, this episode promises to keep you entertained and on the edge of your seat. Tune in for a blend of laughter, shock, and the creative minds behind these hair-raising conversations.

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The CORNDOWN pt 191: with David Hyde Pierce as Niles Crane

dragonmere — Fri, 03 Nov 2023 20:19:19 +0000

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In this episode of CORNDOWN, wastedmemory and I delve into a curious collection of calls that range from confrontational moments to peculiar requests. Join us as we explore the world of unusual measurements, hilarious encounters with Paw Patrol, and the struggles of navigating dining experiences. With contributions from Wingless and snappy bakes, this episode promises an entertaining journey into the imaginative minds behind these unique conversations. Tune in for a blend of humor and absurdity that will keep you engaged from start to finish.

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The CORNDOWN pt 190: with Hulk Hogan as Shep Ramsey

dragonmere — Fri, 27 Oct 2023 20:49:16 +0000

Embark on an intriguing journey as wastedmemory and I explore a tapestry of calls that range from the surreal to the absurd in this episode of CORNDOWN. We delve into the intricacies of life’s peculiarities, from measuring the unconventional to addressing employees in a quirky manner. Dive deep into the oddity of hands-on experiences in parking lots, bathrooms, and even toilets. With contributions from BreadSandwich, Lux, and a host of others, this episode promises an entertaining exploration of the unexpected. Join us for an engaging look into the creative minds behind these unique conversations.

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The CORNDOWN pt 189: with Marc Steven Bell as Marky Ramone

dragonmere — Fri, 20 Oct 2023 19:54:27 +0000

Prepare for a whimsical rollercoaster of calls in this episode of CORNDOWN, as wastedmemory and I journey through a maze of quirky conversations. From Chuck E Cheese-style antics to peculiar pizza and hotel feelings, each call reveals a fresh layer of humor and intrigue. Join us as we navigate through a hilarious drive-thru breakdown, delve into the Halloween rules, and even embark on a bilingual adventure with car ding numbers. With contributions from Devon Anustart and snappy bakes, this episode promises laughter, surprises, and unexpected twists. Tune in for an entertaining exploration of the imaginative minds behind these amusing conversations.

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The CORNDOWN pt 188: with Charles Augins as Queeg

dragonmere — Wed, 18 Oct 2023 22:05:12 +0000

Embark on a fascinating auditory odyssey in this episode of CORNDOWN, where not-wastedmemory and I unravel an eclectic mix of calls. From the comical chaos of fake heart attacks to the curious world of folded napkins, each call unveils a unique narrative. Join us as we explore McDonald’s deals, library noises, and the perplexing concept of a whole onion. With contributions from Lux, BoJack, BreadSandwich, and snappy bakes, this episode weaves a tapestry of humor, curiosity, and unexpected twists. Tune in for a captivating glimpse into the imaginative minds behind these intriguing conversations.

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The CORNDOWN pt 187: with Earl Boen as Dr. Peter Silberman

dragonmere — Fri, 13 Oct 2023 20:28:02 +0000

Dive into a captivating auditory adventure on this episode of CORNDOWN, where I take you on a whirlwind tour of intriguing calls with my cohost, SPLink. Explore a collection of unique calls that delve into the quirks of life. From quirky musings to intriguing sounds, we delve into the whimsical world of sound and storytelling. Join us as we uncover the mysteries behind each call, including 911 test calls, personal reflections, and even unexpected encounters. Tune in for an exploration of creativity and storytelling in this fascinating auditory journey.

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The CORNDOWN pt 186: with Johnny Depp as Edward Scissorhands

dragonmere — Tue, 10 Oct 2023 18:58:31 +0000

Join me and wastedmemory on the latest episode of CORNDOWN as we journey through a series of calls that range from amusing to thought-provoking. From meatball mishaps to ice-related incidents, we tackle everyday scenarios with a humorous twist. Dive into the Platonic Hotel for a dose of laughter, and explore topics like room privacy and the eternal question of where to put your shoes. Special guests, including Lux and BoJack offer their unique takes on subjects like getting too high and dealing with unwanted orders. Tune in for a light-hearted exploration of life’s quirky moments and unexpected encounters on CORNDOWN.

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The CORNDOWN pt 185: with Arnold Schwarzenegger as Hercules (as Arnold Strong ‘Mr. Universe’)

dragonmere — Fri, 29 Sep 2023 19:42:42 +0000

Join me and my cohost, wastedmemory, for another episode of mind-bending calls on CORNDOWN! We start with half of someone else’s and dive into wasted’s perplexing “I Don’t Want It” saga, exploring unexpected twists and turns. Old batteries, shopping chores, and the eternal quest for a place to sleep provide plenty of humor and surprises. You won’t want to miss the frantic man and the peculiar world of smokey flavors and funny sounds. Plus, we have special guests, like Akspa, BreadSandwich and SnappyBakes joining us for intriguing conversations about A1 smells, unwanted phone numbers, and twirling stick men. Whether it’s hotel chores or restroom time, our calls are anything but ordinary. Tune in and prepare for a wild ride through the world of unusual phone conversations and unexpected encounters.

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The CORNDOWN pt 184: with Brad Pitt as Joe Black

dragonmere — Fri, 15 Sep 2023 20:02:32 +0000

Join me and my cohost, wastedmemory, for another intriguing episode of CORNDOWN! We start with a hilarious call to Circle K and dive into the world of receipt surveys, uncovering the quirky world of TV coupons. A Giraffe Guy makes an appearance, adding an unexpected twist to our conversations, and we explore the mysterious concept of “Room Glue.” As we navigate through mishaps involving bikes and misspelled signs, we’ll also be joined by snappy bakes and discuss handling misinformation and the challenges of staying in. Laughter ensues as we tackle unexpected situations, including preserving evidence and encounters with a curious key-eater. Tune in for a rollercoaster of calls and stories that will leave you both amused and bewildered.

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The CORNDOWN pt 183: with Robert the Tire as Robert

dragonmere — Fri, 01 Sep 2023 20:16:42 +0000

Welcome to another intriguing episode of CORNDOWN! Join me and cohosts wastedmemory, Lux, and snappy bakes as we uncover an array of intriguing phone calls. Imagine the mystery behind quiet hotels and delve into the unexpected world of covering doors. Picture puzzling situations involving wrong-sized pants and bad outfits, along with entertaining escapades like broken room numbers. With tales of accountability, houseguests, and creative uses of popsicle sticks, this episode is an exploration of eccentric interactions that you won’t want to miss. Stay tuned for laughter, curiosity, and unexpected twists on CORNDOWN!

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The CORNDOWN pt 182: with Martin Scorsese as Passenger Watching Silhouette

dragonmere — Fri, 25 Aug 2023 20:27:10 +0000

Welcome to a captivating episode of CORNDOWN! In this edition, I’m thrilled to be joined by cohosts wastedmemory, snappy bakes, and Lux as we dive into a medley of unconventional conversations. Picture exploring the strange terrain of texting landlines and delving into the enigmatic persona of the good spirited man with cancer. We’ll share stories of neighborhood mixers gone awry and encounters with baffling situations with condoms that leave us scratching our heads. Join us for a rollercoaster of emotions, from laughter at quirky tales to intrigue as we uncover the mystery behind being held against ones will. With surprises at every turn, this episode promises an engaging journey through a world of bizarre calls that you won’t want to miss on CORNDOWN!

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The CORNDOWN pt 181: with Paul Reubens as Prince Gerhardt Hapsburg

dragonmere — Fri, 18 Aug 2023 20:09:42 +0000

Welcome to a new episode of CORNDOWN! In this installment, I’m joined by some fantastic cohosts for a series of entertaining calls. We’ll dive into the hilarious realm of unwanted pizza mishaps, share anecdotes about intriguing front desk complaints, and even explore the art of getting people arrested. With wastedmemory, Dog Lettuce, and snappy bakes on board, get ready for a rollercoaster of laughter, surprises, and some seriously wacky crickets. Don’t miss out on this one!

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The CORNDOWN pt 180: with Zach Woods as Matt Spencer

dragonmere — Fri, 11 Aug 2023 20:08:28 +0000

Welcome to a fresh episode of CORNDOWN! In today’s show, join me and my cohost, wastedmemory, as we dive into a series of captivating calls. Together, we uncover the mysteries behind misplaced phones and stumble upon unexpected treasures in unlikely places, all the while sharing laughs and insights. Lux, our cohost, joins the conversation to share perspectives on topics ranging from the quirks of nature to the complexities of personal freedoms. Join us as we navigate through humorous anecdotes and thought-provoking dialogues about the everyday occurrences that often go unnoticed.

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The CORNDOWN pt 179: with Bob Hoskins as Rock n Roll Manager

dragonmere — Fri, 28 Jul 2023 19:31:23 +0000

Join me on this episode of CORNDOWN as I dive into a series of intriguing calls with my cohosts. We’ll discuss everything from replacement keys to the sectional sofa, and even uncover some juicy rumors along the way. Tune in to hear about animal identification crises, prize closets, and the unexpected adventures of kicking squirrels. Plus, we’ll explore the fascinating world of mouse and raccoon births. Don’t miss out on these captivating conversations and hilarious anecdotes on this episode of CORNDOWN.

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The CORNDOWN pt 178: with Noreen Young as Gloria Gopher

dragonmere — Tue, 25 Jul 2023 18:34:40 +0000

Join me, your host, as I delve into the weird and wonderful world of CORNDOWN. In this episode, we explore the dark corners of Reddit with wastedmemory, discussing some truly bad stuff. We also tackle the age-old question of what would happen if I lost my keys, and dive into the art of journaling. With SPLink and snappy bakes, we explore the fascinating topic of Narcan Spray, and even touch on the bizarre phenomenon of shit in a bag. From drive-thru mishaps to bathroom adventures, this episode is packed with hilarious and thought-provoking conversations. Tune in to CORNDOWN and prepare for a wild ride!

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The CORNDOWN pt 177: with Damon Wayans as Homey D. Clown

dragonmere — Thu, 20 Jul 2023 22:29:38 +0000

In this episode of CORNDOWN, I embark on a series of engaging conversations with my cohost wastedmemory. We explore a wide range of topics, starting with wastedmemory’s fascination with old coins and his personal experiences with fire extinguishers. We delve into the significance of fire safety and discuss the potential dangers of wild berries. The conversation takes an intriguing turn as we delve into the world of gas training, exploring its various aspects and implications. Along the way, we touch on style points, the HBIC (Head B**** in Charge), and the peculiar incident of wet hair. Join us for an episode filled with captivating stories and thought-provoking discussions.

oops this episode was saved as a draft and never published. why didn’t anyone complain? Enjoy.

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The CORNDOWN pt 176: with Matt Doran as Mouse

dragonmere — Thu, 13 Jul 2023 18:21:52 +0000

Join me and wastedmemory on an episode of CORNDOWN that unravels a tapestry of intriguing calls and thought-provoking conversations. Explore the enigmatic world of drug money and the complex dynamics of brand loyalty. Listen as we reflect on the challenges and mysteries of old age, contemplating the profound journeys of individuals nearing the end of their lives. We also touch on topics like wish kids, phone games, and the intriguing contents of our pockets. Prepare for captivating discussions that challenge perspectives and ignite curiosity. Don’t miss this episode as we delve into the depths of human experience, accompanied by wastedmemory’s insightful perspectives.

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The CORNDOWN pt 175: with John Harvey as Harvey

dragonmere — Thu, 06 Jul 2023 20:48:10 +0000

Embark on an enthralling adventure as I guide you through the captivating episodes of CORNDOWN. Join me and my cohost, wastedmemory, as we explore the peculiar contents of inventories, immerse ourselves in the whimsical realm of comic chaos, navigate through mishaps in hotels and pest control, and indulge in lively conversations about the world of coffee and condiments. Discover the unexpected, from peculiar melons and intriguing mouth sensations to a variety of burger concoctions and peculiar encounters with bugs. This podcast promises a delightful mix of curiosity, humor, and unexpected discoveries that will leave you eagerly anticipating the next episode.

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The CORNDOWN pt 174: with Garret Dillahunt as John Dorie

dragonmere — Tue, 27 Jun 2023 01:22:18 +0000

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Join me on CORNDOWN, where we dive into hilarious and relatable everyday experiences. In this episode, I’m joined by wastedmemory, snappybakes, and Lux for some entertaining calls. We explore the mystery of wet shoes, the curious world of bathroom employees, and the fascinating differences between work slacks and kids slacks. Plus, wastedmemory shares his unique perspectives on topics like a whole corn, a whole potato, and even a whole brick. You won’t want to miss Dog Lettuce’s inspiring journey to quit smoking or our discussion on finding a pepper spray alternative. Tune in for these conversations and more as we unravel the quirks of everyday life.

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The CORNDOWN pt 173: with Michael Moschen as David Bowie’s Hands

dragonmere — Tue, 20 Jun 2023 15:34:02 +0000

Join me on an insightful journey as we delve into the quirks and challenges of everyday life. In candid calls with my cohosts wastedmemory, ROBIN, snappybakes, and Lux, we explore topics like finding the perfect place to empty your stomach, surviving uncomfortable conversations, and the art of sobering up. Along the way, we encounter shocking situations, discuss adult modes, and unravel the mysteries of what happens at 3.

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The CORNDOWN pt 172: with Bobcat Goldthwait as Sockhead

dragonmere — Mon, 12 Jun 2023 18:59:40 +0000

THANK YOU I LOVE YOU! If you enjoy what you hear, please consider donating at https://www.patreon.com/dragonmere ! I’m new at doing the full edits, so I hope to get better at these descriptions. For now, just know the show contains at minimum the following: Whats 99c, (wastedmemory) 99c Cost, Drive-thru Poison, (wastedmemory) drive-thru poison, Bad Feeling Burger, Food Weapon, (wastedmemory) Wendy’s Smell, Wendy’s Smell, Wendy’s Smell II, (wastedmemory) 99c Cost II, The 99c Cost, (wastedmemory) Food Weapon, Drive-Thru Poison II, (wastedmemory) Secret Order, Food Weapon II, Quadrant System, (wastedmemory) Lacking Energy Weakness, Hotel Sickness, (wastedmemory) Food Throwing, The Blame, (Lux) Trustworthiness, Trustworthiness, (wastedmemory) Hose Nozzle, Bad Feeling Room, (snappybakes) Disturbing Definition, Distributing Definition, (Dog Lettuce) Doing Extra, Police To-Go, (wastedmemory) Park There, Little 99c Shampoo, (wastedmemory) Food Weapon II, Feeling Scared.

The CORNDOWN pt 171: with Brad Pitt as Will Colbert

dragonmere — Fri, 02 Jun 2023 19:13:13 +0000

OH MAN. This is the first proper long-format edit of a CORNDOWN show. Expect these in the future. Consider all the old shows an archive, and the podcast proper starts at 171 i guess. I technically could go back and edit this way to at least 100, but I don’t want to. So enjoy! And if you like what you hear, please consider donating at https://www.patreon.com/dragonmere .

Listen live Fridays 7PM ET, on https://www.rogueserver.com/dragonmere (and soon on Corndown.com?) plug https://listen.rogueserver.com/dragonmere.mp3 into pretty much any media player. Join the show, download mumble and point it to mumble.corndown.com

This show contains: Room Numbers List, (wastedmemory) Room numbers, (wastedmemory) Registering, Chemical Rag (the housemen), (wastedmemory) Many Rooms, (wastedmemory) Guest Names, Stop noticing, (wastedmemory) Fake Names, Guest Voting, Disregard the possum, Cut the opossums, (wastedmemory) Opossum, MagiCall Quest, (wastedmemory) Blame, (SnappyBakes) Supervisor, Made Fresh, (Dog Lettuce) Booger Biscuits, Grease eyes, (wastedmemory) Lawyer names, (SnappyBakes) IHOP quest, (Bread ) rude staff, Skin Syrup, (Lux) drink toppin, Drink Toppings

The CORNDOWN pt 170: with Christopher Meloni as Spike

dragonmere — Mon, 29 May 2023 22:31:39 +0000

Nearest register, Employee breaks, Wasted outside smoking, Family time, Wastedmemory suspicious smell, Killer bees, Wastedmemory safe meetup, Cocaine responsibility, Wastedmemory which drugs, Apples as medicine, Wastedmemory loan payment, What substances, Employee breaks ii cigarettes, Wastedmemory contact situation, Urinal cakes, Wastedmemory the flames, Whopper keys, Standing area, Arby’s and burger king, Wastedmemory child safety rating, Dog lettuce the dog van , Wastedmemory child safety rating ii, Snappy child safety, Pregnancy test, Wastedmemory toilet foot , Toilet foot, Dog lettuce toilet foot, Toilet foot ii, Snappy toilet foot, Urinal cakes ii

The CORNDOWN pt 169: with Sean James Murphy as Tucker

dragonmere — Fri, 19 May 2023 20:59:03 +0000

This show contains the following calls and more! Face Description, Quitting permission, Baby fears, Bird Mistake, Cheese Person (bad day), Children’s safety area, Fermented beer, Underage shoppers, Heavy carts, Heavy trash, Parking Placards or Management Vampires, Burger basher, Too Cute, Missed call.

Thank you for checking out the show! Check me and wastedmemory out live every Tuesday and Friday at 7PM ET over on https://www.rogueserver.com/ If you like what you hear please consider donating at http://www.patreon.com/dragonmere . Thank you and I love you!

The CORNDOWN pt 168: with Omar Epps as Eric Foreman

dragonmere — Tue, 16 May 2023 15:11:02 +0000

Lazy Managers, Wingman (HALF HOUR CALL!!), Bad apple, Burger Dealership, Close my Tab, Cool Shirt, BBQ Sauce, Parking break, Found onion, Going Serverless, Dying cat.

The CORNDOWN pt 167: with Lorenzo Music as Peter Venkman

dragonmere — Tue, 16 May 2023 15:09:51 +0000

Wet Room, Disabled Motorcycle, Asshole Parking, Parking Bill, Grass Parking, The Incline, Filetype Extensions, Gettin a Trespass, Childrens Adhesives, Private Line, Calling 911, Tow my Car, Self Suspicious

The CORNDOWN pt 166: with Jane Krakowski as Jenna Maroney as Jackie Jormp-Jomp

dragonmere — Tue, 16 May 2023 15:09:21 +0000

Quiet Time, Wakeup Calls, Door Locks, Key Card Credit, Guest Offender, Hurt Feelings Problem, Aggressive Customer, Mans Pants Pockets, Strange Customer, Runaway Adult Children

The CORNDOWN pt 165: with Joe Pantoliano as Teddy Gammell

dragonmere — Tue, 16 May 2023 15:08:59 +0000

In The Trunk, Entered To Win, Won’t hang up, Lost hearing aid, Coffee pre-order, Throw up, Giving feedback, Sandwich responsibility, One minute

The CORNDOWN pt 164: with Rick Moranis as Barney Rubble

dragonmere — Tue, 16 May 2023 15:08:34 +0000

Broken Window’s, Imaginary Problem’s, Brown Gatorade, Sober Driver, Hand Touching’s, Urine Fees, Potassium Source, Division of Hotel and State, Fish Friday, Aisle Three Poop’s, Machine Reset’s, Easter Pregnants, Urined Food’s

The CORNDOWN pt 163: with LeVar Burton as Self – Host

dragonmere — Tue, 16 May 2023 15:08:03 +0000

Toilet water, Ivy allergy, Room online, Room activation, Off script, Recycle phone, Marlbarrow 100s, Baby accident, Baby puncher, Animal not kid accident, Coin pills, Serial numbers

The CORNDOWN pt 162: with LeVar Burton as Geordi La Forge

dragonmere — Tue, 16 May 2023 15:07:43 +0000

what happens then, found a toe, not 4/20, lost a toe, access code, pizza hat, etc

The CORNDOWN pt 161: with Ted Levine as Jame ‘Buffalo Bill’ Gumb

dragonmere — Tue, 16 May 2023 15:06:54 +0000

Dog Towel’s, Cop Sex, Weird Kiss, Feet Burger, Entrance Pointing, Drunk Drive-Thru, Bible Eater, Alarm Permission, I Got Your Nose, Drunk Crying, Start Smoking, Sleep Sample’s, Group Toilets, Shoe Toss

The CORNDOWN pt 160: with Jackey Vinson as Lucas

dragonmere — Tue, 16 May 2023 15:06:25 +0000

Shoe Ducts, Call the Polices, Liars, Key Duct, Smoke Alarms, Text Message, Pregnant Message, Pregnancy Guest, Medium Hotel, Self Punching, Speaking French, Premium Channels, Car Sleeping, Not Evil, Hotel Hand Washing, Hotel Basement, French Apology

The CORNDOWN pt 159: with Matthew Lillard as Stevo

dragonmere — Tue, 16 May 2023 15:05:16 +0000

A Hotel with No Elevator, Hard Word Floor, Weird Edibles, Whose Card, Toilet Hands, Room Soup, Stalker Help, Tell the Police, WD50 Oil, Full Nude, Spilt Water, Broken Key, Lamp Fee

The CORNDOWN pt 158: with Martin Short as “Uncle” Jack Dorso

dragonmere — Tue, 16 May 2023 15:04:47 +0000

Computer Disc, Less Steps, Staying Longer, Irish Coffee Dog, Government Format, Splash Guard, Government Money, Selling Stamps, Dog List, Untied Shoe, Punching Friends, Fake Animal Fee, Dog Bees, Partial Pet Fee

The CORNDOWN pt 157: with Michael Keaton as Doug Kenney and Doug Kenney

dragonmere — Tue, 16 May 2023 15:04:23 +0000

Obscene Plate, Sour Candy, Doing Motorcycles, Dog Adoption, Dr Rug, Bathroom Cleaners, Extension Cord, Poppin Fuses, Bring my WiFi, Sleep Watcher, Saying the B Word, Car Auditor, Cheddar Cats, Arbys Lettuce, Bring my WiFi II, Cronkleberries

holy shit I mostly automated this description. this is going to save me dozens of minutes. dozens.

The CORNDOWN pt 156: with Judd Hirsch as Alex Reiger

dragonmere — Tue, 16 May 2023 15:03:53 +0000

Missing birds, microwave door, dog posters, cat posters, bird posters, the dog is dead i dont know why we’re putting up posters, magazine subscriptions, room grease, room address, gatorade lids, culling birds, bad tows.

The CORNDOWN pt 155: with Norm MacDonald as Roger Edwards

dragonmere — Tue, 16 May 2023 15:03:26 +0000

shopping warnings, scotty warnings, guest warnings, forgotten room numbers, crying, gatorade lid, vs the bed, wrong mom, safe soap,dad drop off, needing stitches, yelling at sandwiches, crying, lost shoes.

The CORNDOWN pt 154: with Tom Cruise as Jerry Maguire

dragonmere — Tue, 16 May 2023 15:03:03 +0000

What was I thinking? 3 hours of calls about girlfriends and gummmmmmmmmmmm. Girlfriends, clear a path, gum policy, low butt, phone password, small face, lobby pose, webcam hacking.

The CORNDOWN pt 153: with Christopher Ruff as Direct D

dragonmere — Tue, 16 May 2023 15:02:30 +0000

Fly Tracking, Toilet Lifting, Too Many Wires, Valet Scuffle, Unpleasant Kidnapping, Hall Sounds, Money Period, Infant Puncher, Free Stuff, Free Drink Coolers, Cart Time, Hit by a Car, Dream Punches.

The CORNDOWN pt 152: with Bob Einstein as Marty Funkhouser

dragonmere — Tue, 16 May 2023 15:02:02 +0000

Hiding Policy, Digital Keys, Desk Length, Schematics, Beekeepers Husbands, Re-Cheesing, Loaner Car, Cheese Storage.

The CORNDOWN pt 151: with Andy Daly as Forrest MacNeil

dragonmere — Tue, 16 May 2023 15:01:32 +0000

CAUTION! Contains: Odd/Even, Odd Rooms, Not Profitable, Bargaining, Bread. That’s a pretty lazy description… but what, exactly, are you going to do about it? Yeah, that’s what I thought.

The CORNDOWN pt 150: with Matt Hill as Captain N

dragonmere — Tue, 16 May 2023 15:00:41 +0000

Last Week’s Today’s show contains’d; Stranger (be careful), washing hands order, some help with a bad relationship, cart elevators, bong setups, fees for death or something, late shopping and locked doors, and help getting a cart.

COOL

The CORNDOWN pt 149: with Miskel Spillman as the host of SNL

dragonmere — Tue, 16 May 2023 15:00:18 +0000

Bong help, christmas rules, tip refusal, fifteen cars damaged, ten cars kick’d, psychopath vaccuuming, pre-masturbation, smells like crack.

The CORNDOWN pt 148: with Douglas Seale as Santa

dragonmere — Tue, 16 May 2023 14:59:46 +0000

getting caught up so i’ll be brief

chopping down doors, tinted feces, gift exchange, frozen items, five managers, getting kids drunk, getting room numbers, finding love in rooms, taking rooms over, little christmas boy, five keys, room painting, emergency contact, christmas card fee.

The CORNDOWN pt 147: with Alex Horne as Little Alex Horne

dragonmere — Tue, 16 May 2023 14:58:58 +0000

Shave off eyebrows. Move the honda. Two wrappers. also featuring a new dog, a bad decisions bug, a less comfortable bed, and the best place to hurt myself

The CORNDOWN pt 146: with Alden Ehrenreich as Han Solo

dragonmere — Tue, 16 May 2023 14:58:28 +0000

ok keep calm. I’m going to try to match the tone i was using when I wrote these descriptions. But i messed up. i never uploaded this one to patreon, or anywhere else other than mixlr.com/dragonmere/recordings. Please don’t tell the babysitter, cause she’ll tell mom and dad and we both know it.

PRANKSGIVING ’22 (just my calls mostly)

dragonmere — Tue, 16 May 2023 14:54:09 +0000

This show is mostly about competitor coupons, a little bit about elevators. There was no corndown last week on account of my daughter, so here’s just my calls from my show of pranksgiving. the entire unedited shoe is on my prankcast showreel. and wasted made his own calls so I dont have source other than the full show for his.

The CORNDOWN pt 145: with John Paragon as Jambi the Genie

dragonmere — Tue, 16 May 2023 14:53:22 +0000

Dental legal advice, Gwen Stefani, weed smells, employee lunches, noodle legs, ham & turkey discount, cash payment, triscuit materials, noodle legs, jason and scott. Sorry for being brief, I’m getting caught up. But i’ll probably fail. but hey at least the live calls never stop!

The CORNDOWN pt 144: with Leon Anthony Gallagher Jr. as Gallagher

dragonmere — Tue, 16 May 2023 14:52:47 +0000

Veterans Day. It was veterans day. 99% of the calls are veterans day themed, obviously. Highlights include Veteran Placement, Veteran Leaves, Veteran Sectional Sofas, and we also dive into such topics as liquids, and disabled trailers. I promise it’s way better than it sounds.

The CORNDOWN pt 143: with Thomas Lennon as Lou Skywalker

dragonmere — Tue, 16 May 2023 14:52:12 +0000

WARNING: SHOW MAY CONTAIN THE FOLLOWING

Home security, car washing threats, bike racks, catching feelings, voter intimidation, sexual harassment dear, how to vote, kicking out non-voters because our forefathers came to this nation in order to give our descendants the right to deny service to any person at any time for any reason, and your rights on The Public’s Publix’s Property.

The CORNDOWN pt 142: with Terry O’Quinn as John Locke

dragonmere — Tue, 16 May 2023 14:51:44 +0000

VS the bed, what the bed wants, more eating spaghetti, Jimmyjohn’s sells subway subs now?, when I go I go, ALMOST bit, Tamper Candy, Accidental haircut, & Halloween calls; The rules, TP’d, Egg’d, room punk’d. Good fun show. I love you.

The CORNDOWN pt 141: with Patrick Fraley as Marshall BraveStarr

dragonmere — Tue, 16 May 2023 14:51:02 +0000

Paranoia, TikTok Challenges (perry punch and firedodgeball), Billing Plans, Menu turning, denying service to my girlfriend, nice talker, one where i forget the premise for like five minutes then remember it, hotel trick or treating, hotboxing children, baiting, and eating spaghetti

The CORNDOWN pt 140: with a hand as Mae Young’s Son

dragonmere — Tue, 16 May 2023 14:50:26 +0000

this show contains at least; Fridge heater, late goodbye, help saying goodbye (based on race??), Google Barrel, glass in my wings, glass in my hotsauce, which pockets, waiting for glass to be good, lasertag no show, under hotel orders, and cheeto dust.

Man i’ve been really bad at doing these descriptions and also bad at uploading to youtube. the important part is the live pranks never stop. ill figure the rest out later. I love you thank you for your support. i promise i’ll never stop as long as you keep paying me to do this.

The CORNDOWN pt 139: with Sean Squire as Chuck Mosley

dragonmere — Tue, 16 May 2023 14:50:02 +0000

No time for q&a session Ive got shit to do before the show tonight. this audio file contains; Same Pants, No undershirt, Tamper Candy, more Pants, Let it Slide-or-Counting on You-or-Free Tide, even more pants, rax roast beef sauce, jury duty receipt, drive thru references and reference checks, gas references, squirrel edibles, morality clause, customer theft, and gettin caught, plus more. Enjoy I love you.

The CORNDOWN pt 138: with Chad Allen as Tommy Westphall

dragonmere — Tue, 16 May 2023 14:49:17 +0000

oh. this was a good show. I had no memory of it. but i enjoyed taking the notes: Squirrel edibles, Employee Fight, Hotel Spaghetti for lunch, Employee meetings, getting gas for other guests, community policing (everything is cool), a quick nows not the time, and fighting guests. ENJOY.

I LOVE YOU GOD DAMMIT

The CORNDOWN pt 137: with Dolph Lundgren as He-Man

dragonmere — Tue, 16 May 2023 14:48:49 +0000

This show had check-out time, legal help from the front desk, getting persmission from the front desk to strong arm rob someone who owes you moneys. not wanting to pay a guest back. seeing if Ive been kidnapped. bat fees, places to cry, hacking webcams, too much TP (its a waste), hotel lunch and staff secrets.

The CORNDOWN pt 136: with Dylan O’Brien as Joel Dawson

dragonmere — Tue, 16 May 2023 14:48:13 +0000

OK finally getting caught up. thanks for being patient. I reviewd this show like a week ago so I don’t really know what my call notes mean. I guess this show had 3 wishes, milk substitutes, bait only, bags of ants, talking shit, condoms erections and theiving intent, a rude hangup man, earthquake preparedness, smooth surfaces ranch drains and the good old AOL man.

The CORNDOWN pt 135: with Jon Hamm as Gorgeous Guy at Bar

dragonmere — Tue, 16 May 2023 14:47:32 +0000

It’s ONE WEEK UNTIL THE MEETUP IN AKRON CANTON CLEVELAND! That means no corndown next friday but i’ll try to make it up. Hit me up if you’re coming to the meetup!

This show was mainly two things; Animals with human issues(Ant dispute, lost pigeon, raccoon appetite, dog oaths, broke cats, bullied squirrels) and underage drinking (drinking in the room, old enough to fuck, hitting drunk girls for sex). Also suspicious people in the parking lot who are probably just minding their own business.

The CORNDOWN pt 134: with Jessica Steen as Corporal Jennifer “Pilot” Chase

dragonmere — Tue, 16 May 2023 14:46:54 +0000

hope to be seeing you in CLEVELAND AKRON CANTON area in a couple weeks! Sept 16-17-18! A also, no show on the 16th, but i might be able to make up for it

Not much to say about this one other than HICKEY. It’s good though. At least I thought so.

The CORNDOWN pt 133: with Don Messick as Papa Smurf

dragonmere — Tue, 16 May 2023 14:46:08 +0000

the cleveland meetup is nearly upon us. you probably aren’t going, but if you are, i’ll shake your hand (once only).

This show had insurance mans, being late to work 173 times, clove cigarette confusions, jackwires, guitar centers, Jeff Nye vs Beakerman in volcano science, first fucks, and some other things that were even less funny. I love you.

The CORNDOWN pt 132: with Brad Pitt as Jeffrey Goines

dragonmere — Tue, 16 May 2023 14:45:34 +0000

Splash zone, AOL man masturbating, Hotdog Fingers, Various Ghost issues. Lost n Found Vitamins. Etc. Sorry. Im running late no time for a good episode description.

The CORNDOWN pt 131: with Brad Pitt as Chad Feldheimer

dragonmere — Tue, 16 May 2023 14:45:10 +0000

CLEVELAND AREA MEETUP SEPT 16 17 18 I LOVE YOU

Animal Homicide investigations, including bird murders, and violent bus drivers. Burried animals, alcoholic drinks when they aren’t expected (these were fun), interlock in the parking lot, more bird murders beak missing beak, and some muscling in to rooms.

The CORNDOWN pt 130: with Decoy Octopus as The DARPA Chief

dragonmere — Tue, 16 May 2023 14:44:22 +0000

CLEVELAND MEETUP IS UPON US. PLEASE BRING YOUR OWN SACK LUNCH.

Normal Bread. For some reason, multiple people wanted to talk to wasted for like 20+min about normal bread. Bullshit pizza. (TRIGGER WARNING) Smart Hotels, Narcotics Guy, Crazy Pizza Normal Bread (flipped), Arbys relatives, Propane Tanks/Rooftop Laser, Too much Toilet Paper.

The CORNDOWN pt 129: with Joseph Gordon-Levitt as Roger Bomman

dragonmere — Tue, 16 May 2023 14:43:42 +0000

Come to cleveland really soon. I accidentally called this 130 on mixlr but thats ok. it was a dumb show anyway. skip this one.

Everything went wrong. I wasn’t paid. No one would hold my ladder, i couldn’t leave my phone or wallet, they didn’t want my biting dog, i didn’t show or even bother to call. There’s a noxious odor following me, and I can’t find a outdoor popcorn outlet. Pry bar managers son compromise rehearsal wall thickness. I don’t know. But I love you.

The CORNDOWN pt 128: with Rick Gomez as Endless Mike

dragonmere — Tue, 16 May 2023 14:42:57 +0000

The cleveland thing is still happening. Sept 16, 17, 18. Cleveland. Hit me up.

it starts with cake writing, then complaining about good child care, THE MANAGER’S SON, employee’s parents, a old lady who asked for help, priest permissions, a camping question, how much help can on help, and dog masturbation.

The CORNDOWN pt 127: with Gregory Harrison as Conky

dragonmere — Tue, 16 May 2023 14:42:27 +0000

I heard a rumor you’re coming to cleveland sept 16-18th. Call me first. thanks.

Calls include: Second attempts, second opinions, turning the bed on, cat fights, barrel disposal, jesus blessings, silly echos and meat hands.

The CORNDOWN pt 126: with Tony Hale as RN Collins

dragonmere — Tue, 16 May 2023 14:35:53 +0000

Cleveland Personal Encounter Sept 16-18th. Will you be there? Probably not.

Fun show. a lot of mantises at the end, which is typical for good shows. Premises include: Hotel Nurses, Dead Animal Situations (DAS’s), DNR’s, death permission, being stupid, freebies, lettuce heads, fishbags, and mantises. mantises.

The CORNDOWN pt 125: with Gary Busey as Chet ‘Rocket’ Steadman

dragonmere — Tue, 16 May 2023 14:33:29 +0000

Cleveland meetup? Sept 16-18? HIT ME UP if you’re coming. There’s gonna be cookies.

Fun show. Starts with excited photography, uniracer tricks, room science, 2nd aid, i speak to a back desk (finally), obsequiousness, changing prices, list peekers, receipts and ant traps.

The CORNDOWN pt 124: with Craig Bierko as David Lister

dragonmere — Tue, 16 May 2023 14:33:04 +0000

COME TO CLEVELAND SEPT 16-18th. OR ELSE?

Fun show. Lots of diffrent holes. Tonight we had; No Fun, MAGGOTS, sleeping spiders, listening permission, hydration concerns, Ghost holes, TV/Goblin holes, Mouse Holes, Ghoul Holes, we call Russel at home, having lots of problems with wrong smells, and magnet gravy. I don’t eat birds.

The CORNDOWN pt 123: with Robin Williams as Popeye

dragonmere — Tue, 16 May 2023 14:32:30 +0000

MEETUP WITH LASER TAG IN CLEVELAND AKRON AND CANTON SEPT 16 17 18? OK

I really hope you’ve been listening to my daily live shows. Because thats why i didn’t listen to these tracks and give them names and let you know whats in them. because i can’t. I might later, then I’ll put it here. But I do remember brad had a man spinning and screaming locate towards the end of the show. Enjoy.

The CORNDOWN pt 122: with Richard Moll as Norman

dragonmere — Tue, 16 May 2023 14:32:03 +0000

Some things came up last minute. I’m really surprised I’m getting this posted at all. I might be a little late for the show. And please don’t expect new ideas. I just can’t today. Oh and some of the call audio on pt 122 is sub-par, and that’s just how it is. Deal.

The CORNDOWN pt 121: with Wendee Swann as Wendy H. Troy

dragonmere — Tue, 16 May 2023 14:31:29 +0000

Cleveland? Meetup? Ok. Sept 16-18th. Call me first to RSVP.

Phone setup panic, getting permission to panic, Louie is always trying to steal my broken glass, safety danger, naked girl in my room, tubes, tubes, tubes, flashlights, naked bodies, and more tubes. Good show. Brad was on it.

The CORNDOWN pt 120: with Ken Marino as Ronald Wayne “Ron” Donald

dragonmere — Tue, 16 May 2023 14:24:16 +0000

unedited recording of full show @ https://www.mixlr.com/dragonmere/showreel/

Come to Cleveland Sept 17-19th and we can play flashlight freeze tag.

Show tonight was a lot of education level calls, misleading hats, disabled squirrels, also dumb sisters, cats n dogs, lightning rods for said cats n dogs, adult novelty bug spray, gross hands, oh… and what am I supposed to put in the second hole? A finger?

The CORNDOWN pt 119: with Joel Kinnaman as Alex Murphy

dragonmere — Tue, 16 May 2023 14:22:37 +0000

CLEVELAND MEETUP I’M GOING YOU SHOULD TOO WE CAN TRADE BACKRUBS SERIOUSLY.

This show might have been more fun to do than it was to edit, but i hope its just as fun to listen to it. who knows. wasted was absent and it has been marked in his permanent record.

Topics include; War-Sister-Whore-Chester sauce, clean money, bedding bags, SUCK A DICK OLD MAN or HIT THE MOM, cart corral arrangement, free speech policies, Blooper-reel, something funny, Christ/Crystal, and peeing all over the place.

The CORNDOWN pt 118: with Keith David as Al Simmons / Spawn

dragonmere — Tue, 16 May 2023 14:22:12 +0000

COME TO CLEVELAND 9/16-9/18/2022 PLEASE.

This was another fun show. No Labels, hotel menus, 1000 opening the doors and knockings, TWINS, shower shoes, pretend priests, cop rooms, arrest warranties, FREE SPEECH and putting holes in the walls.

The CORNDOWN pt 117: with Rodney Dangerfield as Rover Dangerfield

dragonmere — Tue, 16 May 2023 14:21:47 +0000

COME TO CLEVELAND 9/16-9/18/2022 YOU BASTARD.

Pretty good show. Not a lot of different ideas, but most of them were new, and they were fun. so yeah, pretty good. Topics included; my friends, open door policy, window lookers, side quests, and touching shoes. Mostly window lookers, but those were a lot of fun.

The CORNDOWN pt 116: with Steve Little as Sunshine

dragonmere — Tue, 16 May 2023 14:21:03 +0000

This one was pretty good. Dog bites mostly. But it’s good trust me. Come to Cleveland Sept 16-18th!!

fruit stickers, eating a dolphin sticker, missing urinals, floor pills, dog in the car, dog biting, comparing dog bites, JUST GOOGLE ME, biting permission, running around, biting insurance, quiet time, getting banned.

The CORNDOWN pt 115: with Pauly Shore as Robert “Bobby” Zimuruski

dragonmere — Tue, 16 May 2023 14:20:14 +0000

Confirming identity, getting receipts, crazy mans, single employees, no problems, better ketchup, reheated food, fry powder, small burgers and normal size fries.

The CORNDOWN pt 114: with Orson Welles as Unicron

dragonmere — Tue, 16 May 2023 14:19:35 +0000

This was a good show. We covered important topics. What to do if you drive the wrong car home, how to eat chili, if you’re allowed to eat in the shower, what to do if you have mild eye irritation, how to wipe your ass with your left hand, how to not get cut by stuff, and if it’s a felony to steal gas. We also talked about Christ and spoke to a volunteer SWAT Team Executioner/Sheriff-worker-wither. And we touched the lettuce.

The CORNDOWN pt 113: with Mario Lopez as Albert Clifford “A.C.” Slater née Sanchez

dragonmere — Tue, 16 May 2023 14:19:14 +0000

Oh boy. This turned into a lettuce show pretty quick, and stayed that way for most of the night. Dog lettuce, many many dog lettuce calls. You know what, I actually listened to this, and I’m just gonna say it’s mostly lettuce. This show is mostly lettuce.

COME VISIT ME IN CLEVELAND & AKRON THIS SEPTEMBER 16-18 FOR A MEDIOCRE CLEVELAND MEETUP. Please let me know if you plan on attending. There a few confirmed already!

The CORNDOWN pt 112: with Jay North as Dennis “The Menace” Mitchell

dragonmere — Tue, 16 May 2023 14:18:22 +0000

This show was really fun. Thank you for letting me do it and then listening to me. Topics included; Lost/Found money, frequent urination, sniffing paint, blind spots, toilet storage, not round whopper, a ride home, dumpster pooping, oil n gas mixture, the mustache man(s), and too much meat.

COME TO CLEVELAND IN SEPTEMBER (16th-18th) AND MEET ME AND WASTEDMEMORY AND MAYBE SEE A ZEBRA OR SOMETHING.

The CORNDOWN pt 111: with Will Forte as Philip Tandy Miller

dragonmere — Tue, 16 May 2023 14:17:48 +0000

The upload is fixed now. Sorry about that.

Mostly making hotels mad about breaking stuff. it was fun though. Also obtaining meat teeth, guest breaks, hotel insurance, gift cards, buying alcohol for kids, etc. etc.

The CORNDOWN Pt 110: WITH SACHEEN LITTLEFEATHER ON BEHALF OF MARLON BRANDO

dragonmere — Tue, 16 May 2023 14:16:56 +0000

knocking on doors confusion over how gas is priced help towing my car i bit my tongue things smell like a scratch n sniff sticker no context

The CORNDOWN pt 109: with George Carlin as Rufus

dragonmere — Tue, 16 May 2023 14:16:16 +0000

This was a decent show. It was fun to listen to it just now. You should too, but probably after my show tonight. It’ll be on prankcast.com so go there. I love you.

This show had plenty of Street People, Fake Funerals, I discover what a “Co-Co-Nut” is, I find out how fast places can go, I discuss the “Ol Bugs Bunny” with a nice man, I discover what “Whose Peggy” is, Sizing up the spots, touching up the paint, toeing up my nails, having people break in to my room while i’m in town, hiding on a cell tower, and getting the effects of a good clean high without any drugs. It was fun, I promise.

The CORNDOWN pt 108: with Peter Crombie at Crazy Joe Davola

dragonmere — Tue, 16 May 2023 14:15:30 +0000

I’ve been busy so this is going to be brief. The show was mostly about changing locks at hotels. The front desk doesn’t like that very much. But it’s OK because my cousin is a locksmith. I love you and come visit me in September for Cleveland Meetup. Seriously. I’m going to make sandwiches.

The CORNDOWN pt 107: with PRANKCAST.COM

dragonmere — Tue, 16 May 2023 14:15:05 +0000

I was distracted for this entire show because of PRANKCAST.COM ‘launching’. So go over to PRANKCAST.COM and do the things there. It’s fun. All my live shows will be broadcast there (and still mixlr for now at least) from now on.

The CORNDOWN pt 106: with Jackson O’Connell-Barlow as Iguanadon

dragonmere — Tue, 16 May 2023 14:12:30 +0000

Man, this was a fun show. I think it was more fun listening back to it than it was doing it live?? The really annoying 224lb 80% muscle mass guy was obnoxious as shit to talk to, but it was really fun to hear it.

Showe includes: getting permission to call 911 without an emergency and a fire drill, lost nickels (including one moose nickel), some crazy woman who comes in my room and tells me I can’t eat, switched rooms, and some valentimes day 100% NON-creepery.

I love you.

The CORNDOWN pt 105: with Gary Oldman as Rolfe

dragonmere — Tue, 16 May 2023 14:11:58 +0000

There was a lot of fake stuff this show. Fake napkins, mostly. Please note; Burger King has NEVER had a brown napkin with embossed logo. Ever. Confusion over how many sandwiches constitute a “combo”. Testing inanimate objects for viruses. Giving cigarettes to kids. Fake fights. And a bunch of people who have severe problems hanging up the phone. That was fun. See you in a few hours. I love you.

The CORNDOWN pt 104: with Rachel Singer as Chloe

dragonmere — Tue, 16 May 2023 14:11:12 +0000

I didn’t almost forget to upload this because I was shoveling driveway snow.

This one got a tiny bit dark maybe? Longer calls so slightly less of them. I might have not hit my quota. Please don’t fire me.

The CORNDOWN pt 103: with Meat Loaf as Robert Paulson

dragonmere — Tue, 16 May 2023 14:10:36 +0000

CAUTION: Show may contain Concealed Sandwiches, Mailed Sandwiches, Fingerprints, or The Cigarette Smoking Man, and may punch babies. Proceed at your own risk.

I’m running late. I love you. See you tonight I hope at 7pm ET. Oh and my mixlr live page is done being broken during live shows.

The CORNDOWN pt 102: with John Ritter as Clifford

dragonmere — Tue, 16 May 2023 14:10:03 +0000

It has all kinds of stuff almost happening, like altercations and smoking and throwing rocks and more. And making plans for altercations, special rooms for pooping, things to lean on. Medical Stuff. AND Jenny Tutone. Dont forget about her.

By the way, if mixlr is giving anyone crap about me being “off line” during my live broadcast, it should still be working on the sidebar of WorldofPrankCalls.com and I think RBCPs other sites too. I also switched corndown.com (and most of my other goofy domains) into a super crappy landing page with a embedded mixlr player. Try that. Hopefully this bug gets fixed soon on mixlr’s end. I’m actively working with support. (PS it wasn’t mixlrs fault at all)

The CORNDOWN pt 101: with Martin Short as Clifford Daniels

dragonmere — Tue, 16 May 2023 14:08:24 +0000

man I’m all spoiled from not editing shit last week. This week we have tacos hurting my sister really bad, sharp shelled tacos, the smells of shampoo without any sexual harassment, identifying pills, my sisters opinion of my vacation, and the answer to the age old question; how far is too far? “And more”

The CORNDOWN pt 100: 8hr New Years Stupid Marathon Show III

dragonmere — Tue, 16 May 2023 14:01:09 +0000

This is way too long to actively edit. I’m not that strong of a man. I’m sorry. So enjoy the unadulterated 8hour cut. And the individual calls are still below, but there’s probably more ringing and hold time than usual. And i’m probably never going to name them.

shit. the unadulterated cut is too large to upload to patreon, so I’m going to mono mix it, and see if that works… yes.

The CORNDOWN pt 99: with Tim Allen as Santa Claus

dragonmere — Tue, 16 May 2023 13:59:52 +0000

This was the Christmas Eve show so it’s very very Christmas themed. 42 calls. Christmas plans, hit my kids (very christmas), helping homeless, The Little Christmas Boy, ruining christmas, Santa Stuff, and who I can have sex with (also very christmas). In no particular order.

The CORNDOWN pt 98: with Wesley Snipes as Willie Mays Hayes, CF

dragonmere — Tue, 16 May 2023 13:59:20 +0000

This show contains illicit gifts and inappropriate erections. Collated rubrics. High on string. A small chainsaw. VERY HIGH. spoiled froot. and cut the brakes. I love you. Show tonight should be interesting? tune in.

The CORNDOWN pt 97: with Mark Schiff as The Little Dog

dragonmere — Tue, 16 May 2023 13:58:47 +0000

Hi. I think I’ll do a live show tonight at 7pm Eastern. I did one last week and it was fun. This is an audio recording of that show. It contains, at a minimum, the following;

Old Keith, Helping vs Leaving Alone, Meth Hole, Automatic Doors, Clothes On Sex Computer Time, Dating Policy. And we revisit classics such as eat the soap, motorcycle help, pick up for delivery, unwanted hotel guest, and bad dates.

It was fun. I hope tonights show is fun too. I love you.

The CORNDOWN pt 96: with Brad Garrett as The Big Dog

dragonmere — Tue, 16 May 2023 13:58:18 +0000

Whats in this shoe? I’m glad you asked. Stolen butts, eating the room, losing the room, credit card numbers, too many parts, learning with the hotel about if the guests use the shampoo or not and also educational purposes, shitting in the sink, theres something in my eye and the tub isn’t comfortable, the dead pet loophole, is it true that if you eat the soap you dont get sick, shoplifting therapy.

MY FULL 4hrs PRANKSGIVING THING 2021

dragonmere — Tue, 16 May 2023 13:57:47 +0000

Here it is, unedited. I think there’s a couple minutes dead air at the start, but thats what really happened so It stays in. Enjoy I guess. I’m going to bed. THank you. Brad or akspa or dwight or someone will probably publish a full 24hr recording, but here’s our part. I still might do my auto-editing to the individual call recordings. But not right now. Im exhausted. THANK YOU.

The CORNDOWN pt 95: with Nicolas Cage as Charlie Kaufman, Donald Kaufman

dragonmere — Tue, 16 May 2023 13:56:55 +0000

This show is two weeks old because I uploaded the PRANKSGIVING show instead of this show last week. I hope this isn’t too confusing. If anyone is having difficulty just use this chart.

This show had calls about toilet wires and buckets of blood, both hypothetical and real, as well as bags of meat and the associated toilet ice. This lead to getting permission to urinate on a towel, and naturally to trying to chloroform myself. Obviously. Not to mention all the bad dates I had with employees of Arbys mostly. Paige was the worst. 40%?

It’s looking like my sticker resupply is not going to be here before the end of the month, oh well. I’ll be doing things with them as soon as they get here. Get ready.

The CORNDOWN pt 94: with Marilyn Manson as David Dolores Frank

dragonmere — Tue, 16 May 2023 13:55:49 +0000

Fun show. Great call about pissing in the sink, but it has audio issues. There’s echo that was entirely my fault about half way through the call. The good news is I have isolated the call from the backup Mixlr recording, so I do have a clean version of it. For automatic editing reasons, the shitty version is included in the above track and the below ZIP file, but I also attached the clean version, which I will eventually upload to youtube. Anway;

Fake customers, bathroom mirrors, investigating a bathroom noise, i’m not gay, Piss Sink, Suicidal dog, how many guys has my sister slept with? and more i guess.

The CORNDOWN pt 93: with Jon Lovitz as the voice of Radio

dragonmere — Tue, 16 May 2023 13:53:35 +0000

Oh man. I was on vacation this last week. That’s why I’m only uploading this now. I was at the meetup and I got to meet wastedmemory, toxic waste, ChrisPickles (+1), SweetBeefJesus (+2), FarmerBill420 (+1), DribblyBob (+1), Gunter (+ududududu), SavageCarl, Snappy Bakes, and Termina and HoboGod. Thats a lot of people. And thank you to EVERYONE who’s given me financial support for making this possible.

The CORNDOWN pt 92: with Townsend Coleman as the voice of Wayne Gretzky

dragonmere — Tue, 16 May 2023 13:52:41 +0000

This one was less calls, less premises. It’s because “do you love your customers” seems to make people want to talk to you for a very long time. And the hotel front desk lady who was freaking out just because I said I had drugs. Jeeze lady, it’s a cheap hotel. There’s drugs. Get over it. So;

Customer Love, and a pair of long Making Friends calls are the main contributions to the show, with a great Employee/Employer call, hissing buns, gas size, and gas return with wasted. i know thats a terrible description, but it’s mostly a bunch of really long “do you love your customer” calls and they’re all great. Enjoy I hope.

NO SHOW NEXT FRIDAY NOV 5th because (so far) the only time I cancel a CORNDOWN is due to a MEETUP (which is the opposite of a corndown, obviously) which I’ll be doing in Wisconsin so come hear the sound of my voice there i guess if you really need to. rogueserver.com has links.

The CORNDOWN pt 91: with the voice of Rob Paulsen as Rude Dog

dragonmere — Tue, 16 May 2023 13:52:05 +0000

Look. I’m just going to be honest with you. I didn’t have it in me to listen to this show to give you guys a rough idea of what was in it. I’m sorry. I’d say I’ll do it later, but I probably wont. You know what, I’ll say it. If I go through this show later, I’ll update this post with the info. But I love you anyway. Thank you to the new supporters, I love you a little bit more. Hope to see a few of you at least NEXT MONTH at the MEETUP in WISCONSIN.

PS as promised above, here are my notes after listening to this

1 English lessons 2 please disturb 4 Lysol’s Coupon 6 Dinosaur Ad 8 Whose Peggy 10 moth infection 12 cadaver dog 14 cadaver dog ii 16 First Mans 17 First Mans ii 20 please disturb ii 22 borrowed hundred 24 cadaver dog III 27 Motel Squirrel 28 stolen drugs 30 AOL Meetup 32 motel concrete 36 whose Peggy ii

The CORNDOWN pt 90: with Soccer, Phoebe, Slugger, Shiner, and Bear as Wishbone

dragonmere — Tue, 16 May 2023 13:46:59 +0000

Whats in this show you ask? I dont actually care if you asked. It’s a lot of man not wearing shoes’es, a good number of hornets nets, being paranoid, scaring my sister and/or my mom with burgerking, yeah and one call about a bag of spiders. I love you. Come to wisconsin next month, fool.

The CORNDOWN pt 89: with Petri Hawkins-Byrd as Bailiff Byrd

dragonmere — Tue, 16 May 2023 13:46:32 +0000

A few more calls than average, and about 20 minutes more than usual made the cut. Looking for hotel exits, finding where to poop, determining the biggest number, dealing with an unpleasant shower, investigating sex noises, finding hotel drugs, counting the creeps, thinking about bugs, and seeing a pregnant. Thats what I did this week. What about you??

The CORNDOWN pt 88: with Sir Patrick Stewart as the poop emoji

dragonmere — Tue, 16 May 2023 13:45:49 +0000

This was a fun show. I want whole foods to stop hiring. There seems to be some kind of an issue with either mostly women, or nothing but men out in the parking lot, and that’s not right. Also I deal with an Aaron who might spell his name with an E. The Frito Man is here. I find a fun-crime partner to do parking lot illegal activity. It may or may not involve raw weed. When is taco night?? And I have a dog to return. And some more stuff probably that I didn’t write down. I hope you still love me.

The CORNDOWN pt 87: with Hardy Rawls as Don Wrigley

dragonmere — Tue, 16 May 2023 13:45:14 +0000

This weeks show contains (at minumum): shoe cleaning. asian treatment. canadian treatment. poor treatment. Hose hookups. Dog retrevials. Lowe’s Hotels. Labeling Holes. Toilet Dice. Reporting crimes to different businesses. Putting hands where the feet go. Oh and there’s basically a advertisment for Panera bread in there too. I left it because I didn’t call any paneras this week. Not because I didn’t notice until I was done with all the other editing. If you live close, you should go get a bread bowl there.

The CORNDOWN pt 86: with Dave Thomas as Ben Franklin

dragonmere — Tue, 16 May 2023 13:44:36 +0000

Uh oh. Bad news. I did such a grood jorb listening to my own show last week that I did a bad job this week. So… I hope it’s good? There’s probably a lot of calls about spiders. There’s been a lot of those lately, so it’s a safe bet. I might get to it eventually. But don’t count on it. Oh also, if you’re at the I LOVE YOU!!! support level and I have your address in Patreon, check your mailbox soon maybe. Don’t get too excited. It’s nothing cool. Just some nonsense.

The CORNDOWN pt 85: with Dustin Diamond as Samuel “Screech” Powers

dragonmere — Tue, 16 May 2023 13:43:54 +0000

Wow. I actually listen to every call. Because there’s less of them, because on a count of it being to the last call being almost an hour’s long before I edited it. It’s still over a half hour. It’s about riding an elevator, ON DRUGS. So, here’s the tracks in order and the calls other persons did is indicated. I LOVE YOU AND THANK YOU also like always.

The CORNDOWN pt 84: with Marc Summers as Samuel Austere

dragonmere — Tue, 16 May 2023 13:42:53 +0000

This show was mostly spiders. It was really fun though. So I hope it’s funny. I never know. I just keep making the calls. Topics include: Grocery Spiders. So many grocery spiders. In a good way. Easy Jobs. Pineapple skins. Employee Blunt. The Smart Person. Drug Screening re: Spiders.

The CORNDOWN pt 83: with Zach Andrews as LeBron James

dragonmere — Tue, 16 May 2023 13:42:27 +0000

Fun fact: a good portion of the snapple facts are not true. This show contains Hotel smell. hotel expiration. Hotel eviction. squatter punching. Arby’s odor. food expiration. hotdog trial program. something good. Sesame Connection. pants expiration. ground water. lemonade. sobriety test. purchased goods expiration. Street Numbers. Sexual Time. room 215, adult time stuff. Bathroom smells. fake number. Box Check. Sister Scare Hotel.

The CORNDOWN pt 82: with Tim Blaney as Johnny Five

dragonmere — Tue, 16 May 2023 13:41:54 +0000

without drink. Reservations. punch policy. Water products. Customer overtime. Which way does the driveway go? Low butts. gas stains. getting Registered. eelin’. Put it underneath. drive illegally. Friday 13th (Scare my sister). left handed pump OR right handed drive. My Enemies. phone bill. Safe Area from my girlfriend trying to hit me with her car. Raccoon’s Cashews. Last Day Tickle.

The CORNDOWN pt 81: with Cheech Marin as the voice of Buck Bundy

dragonmere — Tue, 16 May 2023 13:41:17 +0000

this show was listened to by me already! good job me. It contains; Pants Stain. I’m emotional. Far away, but the same. Same as Omaha. quick pee. a different Arby’s. Arby’s bathroom. Hold my stuff. hold my beer. Hold my Keys. Sobriety Check. Drive thru instructions w/ wasted- 9 minutes. Motorcycle Drive-thru. motorcycle lessons. Pants Cleaning. Kbbles debut! Wash her hands!! Wash My hands, a lot.

The CORNDOWN pt 80: with Andy Dick as Matthew Brock

dragonmere — Tue, 16 May 2023 13:38:53 +0000

Hey i listened to this one. I still didn’t do anything with 79. I have failed you. This show contains, well, basically every call is about a blind spot. Bathroom water filter. Nothing scary. blind spot. Shattering windows. shattering windshield. Blind spot Glass (the wasp distraction). Indoor blind spots. quick question: real glass? What are you typing? taking notes. Found a cat. blind spot concussion. graham crackers. operator agent b/w loud children

The CORNDOWN pt 79: with Anthony Edwards as Harry Washello

dragonmere — Tue, 16 May 2023 13:38:21 +0000

Ok so here’s the deal. I didn’t get to listen to this one before uploading, but I did get it uploaded ‘on time’. I INTEND to listen to it tomorrow, and replace this text with my bare-bones description of the calls, but you don’t get to be mad at me if I never do it. I probably will though. But, like, legally, you’re not allowed to be mad. It’s the law.

The CORNDOWN pt 78: with Stephen Kankole as Young LeBron

dragonmere — Tue, 16 May 2023 13:37:52 +0000

This was fun. Good calls. INCLUDING: Magicians Allowed. (NOT) Mike Maione The Silly Magician. Checkout Procedures. Marriage Proof. Dollar store drugs. Single Proof. Dollar store register. Window Exit. Window procedure. Hotel Hints. Hotel Procedures. Magician Policies. Broken Leg. Defibrillator. Third Degree Burns. Small Concussion. Parking Policies. Thieving employees. Run Away. Cut Off Toe. Sheet Instructions. Angry Sheet Instructions. Bachelors Magician. Situation with the parkings procedure. Things I Tried. Hotel Bathroom Candy Concussion.

The CORNDOWN pt 77: with Phil Hartman as Gary Young

dragonmere — Tue, 16 May 2023 13:37:08 +0000

What’s good for the goose is as good for ganders as well. This show contained prank telephone calls. Some of the topics include (but are not limited to): diarrhea symptoms. Edible Items. Light Duties. Apology Opportunities. The person with the piercings. Inappropriate comments. What is theft?? Bathroom Candy. Stick Shift. etc

The CORNDOWN pt 76: with Sinbad as Kevin Franklin

dragonmere — Tue, 16 May 2023 13:35:26 +0000

This show starts off REALLY slow for me. Wasted did pretty damn good from the start. The end is worth it though. Some calls may include: Inside/Outside carts. 1 or 2 drivethru windows. Cash or Credit. Providing identification to Dollar General. Filing a bunch of false police reports, and maybe getting trespassed for real. And WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO ABOUT IT? Adopt a cat?

The CORNDOWN pt 75: with Jamie Farr as Corporal Maxwell Q. Klinger

dragonmere — Tue, 16 May 2023 13:32:38 +0000

We start with a handfull of pretty much entirely failed calls. Icecream Mans. Parkinglot Meeting. Manager Secrets. Secret Message. Do you have honor? Middle finger FREE SPEECH!!! Have a talk with wasted’s friend. Juvenile Raccoon. Diggin holes. Hit a raccoon. Dead raccoon, blood everywhere, double trashbag. Dont get my raccoon in trouble, many times, maybe the raccoon is dead? Dumpster Painting. Raccoon Funeral, a racooneral. Car crashes! Lie to my mom. Re-creational marijuana. Being required to go to the desk. More raccoon trouble. Corn and Potatoe.

The CORNDOWN pt 74: The Chickens are Restless

dragonmere — Tue, 16 May 2023 13:31:45 +0000

Ok so I didn’t get a chance to listen back to this one yet. I hope it’s good. On the up side, I’ve been doing pretty good at uploading calls (you probably already heard) to my youtube page daily. It’s the worst place to listen to me, but the easiest to share! Tell your uncle. http://www.YouTube.com/dragonmere

The CORNDOWN pt 73: 09 F9 11 02 9D 74 E3 5B D8 41 56 C5 63 56 88 C0

dragonmere — Tue, 16 May 2023 13:31:02 +0000

In this show I’m not difficult. I’m not obsessive. wasted got hit by a car. Im not stealing. A string of birthday calls, be responsible and sobriety checks and birthday secrets. Happy birthday; Sean, Madison, Bailey, Bailey’s Dad, Georgia, Lincoln, Brandon, Brandons Dad, Eddie, Deante, Matt and more. Looking for jumper cables. Plus other things.

The CORNDOWN pt 72: The time Fabio got hit by a goose on a roller coaster.

dragonmere — Tue, 16 May 2023 13:30:17 +0000

39 calls. Accidental hotel stay. Have you been working here a long time? Hiding spots. A college goof burglary. The type of extension cord you use to beat an outside dog to power my mouse killing machine. Switch my opossum for a raccoon. Raccoon for an opossum. The twizzlers that don’t leave a mark. The secrets of the pumps. Super Mario warp whistle help. Job trial run. Complaints from 3 years ago. Getting physical. Phone calibration. AND MUCH MORE BECAUSE I ONLY FINISHED LISTENING TO THE FIRST HALF.

The CORNDOWN pt 71: I cannot live another day without air conditioning.

dragonmere — Tue, 16 May 2023 13:28:41 +0000

Oops. I didn’t listen to this before posting, again. But it’s because I had the day off work. So I ended up walking my dog long before I processed this audio, and I usually listen back to it while walking my dog. I think it was raining or some shit last week. Sorry. 33ish calls. 20 min call with wasted getting drive thru instructions. Good shit.

The CORNDOWN pt 70: that time Sinéad tore up a picture of the pope

dragonmere — Tue, 16 May 2023 13:27:57 +0000

Listen. I’ve been doing pretty good at listening to the majority of the show right before I post it, and putting up at least a rough idea of what the calls contain. I am not going to lie to you. I didn’t do it this week. I’m sorry. All 36 calls are here and ready to go, I just didn’t listen to them. There’s probably some stupid hold music or something I didn’t cut out. Don’t tell my mom, please. She would be ashamed of me.

The CORNDOWN pt 69: pasteurized processed prepared cheese food

dragonmere — Tue, 16 May 2023 13:27:12 +0000

Lots of calls this week. 45? Relapse incidences information. Feeling nervous. Accidentally buying drugs. Depression food. How does the drive thru work? Lots of going through cars in the parking lot, going through guests rooms, finding concerning stuff. Telling my mom on me. Calling all guests. A little 3 person confusion. Drunk baby. Sneaking alcohol. Hiding places. Hit by a car. Hospital bills. Looking out the window. NOT impersonating the police. AND MORE MAYBE.

The CORNDOWN pt 68: unsweetened artificially flavored powdered soft drink mix

dragonmere — Tue, 16 May 2023 13:26:19 +0000

Whats in these calls? I’m glad you asked. Enraged rodents with a device b/w Which way is east . Trimmings and clippings of the bushes and grass. Dog cremations. Reporting people for hotel food. Dog sitting in the hotel room. Getting a form signed. Dog won’t eat lettuce. Finding drugs in luggage you stole. Tricky drive thru. Lettuce expert. Possibly more. I don’t know.

The CORNDOWN pt 67: Chuck Yeager’s Air Combat

dragonmere — Tue, 16 May 2023 13:25:18 +0000

The calls this week? Well it starts with technical difficulties which leads to breaking the 4th wall. Stuff for couples. Permission to take clippings. A room to fire people, business. check engine lights. Cricket hunting. Sweepings. AND MORE OH WOW.

The CORNDOWN pt 66: Dave Barry’s Gift Guide To End All Gift Guides

dragonmere — Tue, 16 May 2023 13:24:18 +0000

Whats in these calls? Permission for hanging out. More introducing Doug. Managers blessing to date. The employees faces, what do they look like? My brother teased my dog. Various bathroom creams. AND MORE. Amazing. Enjoy it. Whats not in these calls? wastedmemory. He had to work.

The CORNDOWN pt 65: Ally McBeal The Musical, Almost

dragonmere — Tue, 16 May 2023 13:23:44 +0000

Interactive tours. Pictures with Jeff. Bad attitudes. Romantically involved employees and issues with HR policy. Introducing Doug. Punch a employees. Beating your kids. Killing an animal for food. AND MORE. WOW. WHAT A GREAT VALUE.

The CORNDOWN pt 64: Here, There, Skeletors Everywhere

dragonmere — Tue, 16 May 2023 13:23:06 +0000

What was in this show? Well, maybe I’m the guy who’s been pissing in the trash can. Is it OK for the uber eats driver to spend the night in my hotel room? My son cut off part of his finger, please find it and throw it out. All these, and more. It was pretty good show.

The CORNDOWN pt 63: The Case of the Lesser of Two Weevils

dragonmere — Tue, 16 May 2023 13:22:09 +0000

I’m not going to lie to you and say that I remember what any of these calls are about. So…

The CORNDOWN pt. 62: Palmtech Super Micro – ReactAttack

dragonmere — Tue, 16 May 2023 13:21:29 +0000

Hey I almost remember some of this one. Calls about my feces being stolen, calls about borrowing shovels and burying secrets, and classic calling for the phone number. Plus a ton of stuff I dont remember.

The CORNDOWN pt 61: What Does Blue Want to Make Out of Recycled Things?

dragonmere — Tue, 16 May 2023 13:02:51 +0000

sorry im late with this one. blame wastedmemory for coming to visit and bringing toxic waste. he prevented me from posting this earlier.

The CORNDOWN pt 60: Cyberskull II: The Next Level

dragonmere — Tue, 16 May 2023 13:01:38 +0000

Wow I actually listened to this before posting! I can actually tell you what the calls are about! Are you ready? It’s like 90% about kissing. Mostly Trader Joe’s kissing policy. Some hotel parking lot kissing, bathroom kisses, kissing witness, cousin kisses. I also had some issues with my genitals tearing the toilet paper. Checking on pregnancy times, and some general hotel tricks. Oh! And SnappyBakes had debilitating connection issues, but for real, not for pranks.

The CORNDOWN pt 59: Momma’s Baby, Martin’s Maybe

dragonmere — Tue, 16 May 2023 13:00:57 +0000

Damn. All I remember is that the first half of the show was more fun than the second half. It doesn’t mean it’s better, but maybe? So, if you stop half way through, I won’t be mad. But only because I have no way of knowing. I’m not OK with it. I’d be pissed if I found out.

The CORNDOWN pt 58: Mork, Mindy and Mearth Meet M.I.L.T.

dragonmere — Tue, 16 May 2023 12:59:47 +0000

Thank you to the new supporters. I don’t have very much memory of this show. Was this the one with WINDOWS UP? I hope so. Because that was funny. ZIP file attached below contains the calls as individual MP3s. Collect them all!

The CORNDOWN pt 57: Murder on the Moosejaw Express: Part 2

dragonmere — Tue, 16 May 2023 12:58:47 +0000

I dont really have much to say about this show but that I fucked up like 5 times when running my CLOUD BASED AI MACHINE LEARNING audacity macro (its mostly just a butt load of compression) to edit it, and had to start over almost every time. It was kinda annoying. I hope the show is good.

The CORNDOWN pt 56: The Sixth Extinction II – Amor Fati

dragonmere — Tue, 16 May 2023 12:53:54 +0000

The only thing I remember for sure about this show is I ate an entire dozen eggs all at once. I hope some of the other calls were fun too. Oh, I tossed my wallet on a few roofs, by accident, and that was fun too. I’m sorry for the light audio clipping at some points, I think I know where it came from and it shouldn’t be happening again. Anyway — Enjoy.

The CORNDOWN pt 55: The Bar Manager, the Shrink, His Wife and Her Lover – Part 2

dragonmere — Tue, 16 May 2023 04:27:47 +0000

Another week, ANOTHER new install of windows. This time on to a brand new SSD (THANKS wastedmemory!!!). So hopefully from pt 56 onward, you won’t hear any of the audio chirping and skipping and cutting out any more towards the end of the show. Fingers crossed, because if it wasn’t a HD read/write issue, I’mma have to replace the whole damn computer, rather than playing with more part swap out bullshit games. I have no recollection of the contents of this show. Enjoy.

The CORNDOWN pt 54: The M.A.S.S. Device – Part 3: The Worms of Death

dragonmere — Tue, 16 May 2023 04:22:26 +0000

Oh look. I uploaded this one the day after the show. You know what that means??? It means calls about parking by employees cars. Asking where to put my weed pipe when I go in the store. Complaining that my change is a small amount. Finding a hotel room not used for sex. Taking empty bags in the bathroom, and taking my clothes off for a poop. Maybe even more stupid stuff than that. Just listen to find out.

The CORNDOWN pt 53: Tuna Helper: Tuna Cheesy Pasta

dragonmere — Tue, 16 May 2023 04:21:24 +0000

Ugh. Apparently Im back in the habit of being an entire week late uploading shows to patreon. Oh well. Maybe I’ll upload tonights show right away, so I’ll be able to put some comments about the contents of the show here, in the body of the post, rather than just rambling. Yeah, that’d be cool. Dont you think?

The CORNDOWN pt 52: Ballistic: Ecks vs. Sever

dragonmere — Tue, 16 May 2023 04:17:51 +0000

There’s a bug in my hotel room; Who can I speak to about this?? Thats basically all I remember from this show. Lots of calls about bugs in hotel rooms. Not that I’m complaining. A june bug in your hotel room is way cool. There was probably other good stuff too. Let me know. And thank you to all the new supporters, I love you.

The CORNDOWN pt 51: Swordquest – Earthworld: The Talisman of Penultimate Truth

dragonmere — Tue, 16 May 2023 04:17:14 +0000

woop woop. uploaded finally. how does a push-button-lamp work? And before you come up here to explain it to me, could you stop out at my car and grab my cigarettes? Thanks I love you.

The CORNDOWN pt 50: 50 Ways To Leave Your Lover

dragonmere — Tue, 16 May 2023 04:12:10 +0000

Affirm your truths! The sky is blue. The sky is blue. The sky is blue. The sky is blue. The sky is blue. Now that you know you can trust me — This was an alright show. I approve of it. But only half-assed-ly; Not because I don’t fully approve of it… Just because I’m lazy.

8hr NEW YEARS SPECTACULAR

dragonmere — Tue, 16 May 2023 04:11:15 +0000

Here’s just the calls from last night, but not the splink/toxic-waste portion, and only calls that originated from my dialer machine. For the rest, you’ll have to wait for SPLink/wastedmemory to post them. I’M THE FRONT DESK MOTHER FUCKER.

The CORNDOWN pt 49: MERRY CHRISTMAS

dragonmere — Tue, 16 May 2023 04:10:09 +0000

Here’s the christmas show! Grab a cool glass of Christmas/Hanukah Milk and enjoy. But don’t enjoy it RIGHT NOW. Because I edited and posted this during the SPlink/Toxic Waste/wastedmemory/dragonmere NEW YEARS 8 HR SUPER 7pm-3am ET TALKING TIMES right now at http://mixlr.com/wastedmemory are you here?

The CORNDOWN pt 48: Stupid Holiday Charity Talent Show

dragonmere — Tue, 16 May 2023 04:09:06 +0000

Show from Fri 18 Dec 2020. Getting caught up! I’m pretty sure I’ll have the Christmas show uploaded shortly after this. I’m also trying to get some calls uploaded to my youtube. It’s not new content, but it’s easier to show YouTube to your uncle. (PLEASE TELL YOUR UNCLE)

The CORNDOWN pt 47: Revenge of The Spy Shark

dragonmere — Tue, 16 May 2023 04:07:58 +0000

woo. this was a fun one. wasted was drunk or something. we discovered how uncomfortable it makes front desks when you ask a hotel if you can buy a punch-in-the-face off craigslist. Its good fun.

The CORNDOWN pt 46: (no title provided)

dragonmere — Tue, 16 May 2023 04:07:21 +0000

Normally I remove calls under 30 seconds, because its usually just me hanging up on a stupid computer system or fax machine or something. This week were were seeing how fast we could get people to hang up on us, so I have to leave all the short calls in. I dont even know if it was funny. It was fun though.

2020 PRANKSGIVING FULL dragonmere B/W wastedmemory SHOW!

dragonmere — Tue, 16 May 2023 04:03:48 +0000

Here’s the ENTIRE UNEDITED 3 HR SHOW! It’s medium good. No guarantees tho.

The CORNDOWN pt 45: She’s Fallen in Love with the Monster Man

dragonmere — Tue, 16 May 2023 04:01:28 +0000

This shits’ from like 2 weeks ago. How’s come no one harassed me about not having had posting’d it already? Well, here it is. I ‘ma upload the entire pranksgiving too, next. Enjoy.

The CORNDOWN pt 44: The Little Wooden Boy and the Belly of Love

dragonmere — Tue, 16 May 2023 04:00:32 +0000

Oh man. This one got dark. Lots of dead animals and miscarriages. So much fun though.

The CORNDOWN pt 43: Will Rap Over Hard Rock For Food

dragonmere — Tue, 16 May 2023 03:58:51 +0000

Oh shit. So CLOSE to being late. Make sure to tune in in less than an hour from now for live calls. on the mixlr. it’s pretty cool.

The CORNDOWN pt 42: NewsRadio S05E10 Spooky Rapping Crypt

dragonmere — Tue, 16 May 2023 03:57:00 +0000

Ok. Lets see. I remember some stuff. Complaining about the quality of candy my son has collected from the motel. Seeing what would happen if I threw unpaid merchandise in the trash. That’s two things I can remember. And that’s two more than usual. Because it’s Two for Tuesday.

The CORNDOWN pt 41: Sum 41 – Fat Lip

dragonmere — Tue, 16 May 2023 03:56:26 +0000

Welp. I did it again. I accidentally waited an entire week to post this, and I’ve lost most recollection of the calls. I hope they’re good. They usually are. Join me tonight at 7 PM ET for more calls that I’ll forget before I get them uploaded. Also get some stickers. And tell your uncle about me.

The CORN DOWN pt 40: LEGO Island 2: The Brickster’s Revenge

dragonmere — Tue, 16 May 2023 03:54:10 +0000

dammit I thought i already uploaded this but i guess i closed the tab. I had a nice description and everything. Oh well. From this show I can remember a couple cold calls to random phone book numbers turning out pretty funny. A few about yard-sales that are TOTALLY happening and at least one about a envelope of money that Ignacio had left in the mailbox before he rode his bike to Mexico, but not after leaving bank receipts. Enjoy.

The CORNDOWN pt 39: Shit, I don’t have a show title.

dragonmere — Tue, 16 May 2023 03:50:43 +0000

Shit, I don’t remember these calls that well. Was this when I was asking for the oldest employees or was that the wastedmemory show? ONLY ONE WAY TO FIND OUT.

I believe I’m entirely caught up on sending out stickers. If you haven’t got stickers yet, you could join stickers tier and provide your address, or paypal me $5 at http://paypal.me/dragonmere or just hit me up and we’ll work it out. I want you to have these stickers.

The CORNDOWN pt 38: wastedmemory show substitute/Fresh Install of Windows

dragonmere — Tue, 16 May 2023 03:39:00 +0000

Fix’d that virus. Kinda a bonus show to make up for the last Friday calls being lost i guess. And these turned out to be some weird calls. And now I’m not behind on uploading old shows. And ready for the show tonight.

The CORNDOWN pt 37: I might have a computer virus

dragonmere — Tue, 16 May 2023 03:38:17 +0000

Well. I did have a computer virus. Found it a couple hours before the show. I had quickly installed some bullshit anti-virus software to hopefully keep things running long enough to do the show. It worked, but it also decided that my program that records all the calls was suspicious and blocked it from recording my individual calls. As such, this is the only copy of the show. Enjoy the full mixlr showreel. I’m sorry. Hopefully this wont’ happen again.

The CORNDOWN pt 36: Jet Moto 2

dragonmere — Tue, 16 May 2023 03:34:47 +0000

9/25/20 Show. Wow. Someone should have yelled at me. I’m like 3 weeks behind. Getting caught up on all them shows’s right now. I have no commentary for the contents of this show, but i bet it’s great. Get some stickers from me. I love you

The CORNDOWN pt 35: the tale of the giant rat of sumatra

dragonmere — Tue, 16 May 2023 03:34:18 +0000

Holy shit I’m about to be 3 weeks behind. No time for small talk. Plus, if you’re a long time patreon’r, you’d know that I have little-to-no memory of shows’ calls’ if I don’t post them immediately after the show. Lets listen together and see if it’s funny! It could be. Who knows.

Oh. Stickers. Get yourself moved into the “Stickers!” tier if you’re already at the $5 level so I can get your address. Move your self up if you feel so inclined. I’m probably doing this wrong and will have to delete the tier later. Who fucking knows. If you don’t want to pledge more monthly, http://www.paypal.me/dragonmere or otherwise paypal me a $5’s and an address. Or drop me a message. We’ll figure it out. Stickers!

The CORNDOWN pt 34: i lied to my mom about a puzzle

dragonmere — Tue, 16 May 2023 03:33:32 +0000

Oh man. Look how fast i uploaded this. Its like the next day. wow. So I remember that there are like few decent ding calls, a couple chicken calls, one dinged by a chicken call, one pinged call, and plenty of calls about me not leaving a hotel when I know i should.

The CORNDOWN pt 33: Waiting for the Electrician or Someone Like Him

dragonmere — Tue, 16 May 2023 03:32:22 +0000

9/4/20 show. shit i need to not get in the habit of waiting an entire week to upload the show. I seriously have next to no memory of what happen in this one. Sorry. It’ll be more fun for me when I listen to this in a few months though. More surprising for me. Still waiting on the last(?) sticker design to actually print — it’s taking the entire “up to 3 weeks” apparently to even start work. Some time before October 1st for a link to pay pal me directly for stickers, and a proper patreon tier. SOON!

The CORNDOWN pt 32: I legitimately forgot to come up with a title

dragonmere — Tue, 16 May 2023 03:31:37 +0000

Haha! I was ALMOST late with this. But not quite. Its still going up before the next live show, which is in a few hours. So I made it.

This one was fun. Good complainers, fun with stacking things, wires made of water, and taking apart burritos/hamburgers. Not enough wastedmemory. Oh well. Still had fun. You will too. Probably. Good stuff

Dingtember! Do some notes for me please.

The CORNDOWN pt 31: no this is not based entirely on julie’s life

dragonmere — Tue, 16 May 2023 03:30:39 +0000

HEY! I actually did this the same night. So I remember some of the calls. Some INSANE complainers tonight. Multiple very long calls! Super crazy political guy, he was fun… to a point…. Oh, and the call where the modem was blaring, I managed to tone the modem down a LOT without losing TOO much quality. I’m pretty proud of that. The modem was hilarious. I also removed a lot of the buzzing from the very first call. I’m less proud of that though. It’s still kinda loud, fair warning.

The CORNDOWN pt 30: Last Caress – The Misfits, Static Age (1978)

dragonmere — Tue, 16 May 2023 03:29:53 +0000

I was trying to improve my MACHINE LEARNING ADVANCED CLOUD BASED AI AUTO AUDIO LEVELING macro to make up for some super quiet callers this week. I screwed around with it for several days, then gave up, and manually edited the one track that was giving me shit. Oh well.

The CORNDOWN pt 29: Green with Evil, Part IV: Eclipsing Megazord

dragonmere — Tue, 16 May 2023 03:25:55 +0000

I forgot to upload this right after the show. And as such is tradition, I am totally suffering from forgettingfulness of the contents of the show. I hope it was fun? I’m 99% i talked to the police. Thats always fun.

The CORNDOWN pt 28: How to Talk to Your Cat About Gun Safety

dragonmere — Tue, 16 May 2023 03:24:07 +0000

Oops. The first call is a minute and a half of wet butt. I’ll edit it later, if I remember. Or maybe not. It’s funny.

The CORNDOWN pt 27: Don’t Crush That Dwarf, Hand Me the Pliers

dragonmere — Tue, 16 May 2023 03:23:25 +0000

fun show. SUPER LONG COMPLAINER CALLS. like multiple 10+ min calls. A couple over 20. It was fun though. Thank you all for supporting me, and i’ll see you Tuesday on wastedmemory show!

The CORNDOWN pt 26: Bob Ross and Peapod the Squirrel

dragonmere — Tue, 16 May 2023 03:22:22 +0000

7-17-2020 show. Good complainers AND decent second half retail! What more could you ask for! Special thanks to SPLink and Snappy Bakes for donating after the show and hello to newest patreon corporate! Hooray!

The CORNDOWN pt 25: Escape From Anthony Baboon’s Nautical Playhouse

dragonmere — Tue, 16 May 2023 03:20:34 +0000

Just the calls from the July 10th 2020 show. Full show recording is on http://www.mixlr.com/dragonmere/showreel

I hate when I have to work first thing in the morning saturdays because I always forget to upload then I forget what happened on the show. I do remember in the first half I had some fun with a Roblox Lvl 6 boss, and wastedmemory had a great call about trackr adhesive disks. OH and some enjoyable calls about arresting babies that aren’t wearing shoes during the 2nd half!!

The CORNDOWN pt 24: Garfield Gets Real

dragonmere — Tue, 16 May 2023 03:18:22 +0000

I should be dating these in the patreon. Recorded 2020-07-03

The infamous chicken man call is towards the begining of this one. Enjoy! Seems like this was another one of those weeks where I started stronger than I finished. Oh well. I had a lot of fun, like always.

Thank you so much to my new patreons and all of you who been here! I keep saying i’m about to buy new equipment, but I’m actually about to replace equipment for real. My mic is shorting out more and more often every day. I think it’ll be OK for this friday but it’s definitely on it’s last leg. Plus I definitely visibly damaged the diaphragm after disassembling it. It’s only gonna set me back about a hundred bucks or so but this would be a slightly financially stressful problem times if it wasn’t for you wonderful patreons! THANK YOU FOR KEEPING EVERYTHING RUNNING. Next up, I’m going to buy a month of a different VoIP service to see if the lag is better. Getting tired of talking over the callers due to latency…

The CORNDOWN pt 23: Super Karate Monkey Death Car

dragonmere — Tue, 16 May 2023 03:16:57 +0000

Here’s last week’s show! Certain contributing factor make it hard for me to remember most of the calls but I do remember some fun calls trying to get stuff into lost n founds.

Thank you to all my supporters and especially to the new ones! Thank you!!

The CORNDOWN pt 22: Dunston Checks In and/or Monkey Trouble

dragonmere — Tue, 16 May 2023 03:16:14 +0000

Holy crap I’m caught up. This is the show with the calls about secret rooms, secret gas pumps, and all kinds of secrets. 20 min call where I want to block everyone from social media. Oh man, its just nice to be caught up for once. See you on wastedmemory show and next week. LOVE YOU

The CORNDOWN pt 21: All the Stuff (And More) Volume Two

dragonmere — Tue, 16 May 2023 03:15:30 +0000

Dang man. When I’m a week behind like this, i don’t really have any memory of what these calls were. I think this is the show with permission to do kicking towards the end. Yeah! Kicking permission. Good stuff. Next week has the 20 min call where I tell people I need to block them on social media, in case I forget by then.

The CORNDOWN pt 20: The Movement: How I Got This Body By Never Going To The Gym In My Life

dragonmere — Tue, 16 May 2023 03:14:46 +0000

Hot damn I’m an entire week behind and then some. SORRY! I have literally no memory of the contents of this show, but it bet it was fun. Expect last weeks show very soon. BEFORE FRIDAY unless I fuck up which I fuck up all the time so hey who knows. Thank you for your support i literally love you.

The CORNDOWN pt 18: Ernest Goes to Jail

dragonmere — Tue, 16 May 2023 03:12:17 +0000

I could have sworn I uploaded this last night. Oh well. Better than waiting a whole week.

The CORNDOWN pt 17: Kidz, Don’t Play Wit’ 2 Many Knives

dragonmere — Tue, 16 May 2023 03:11:40 +0000

Oh boy. If I forget to post the calls for this long ever again, well… it won’t be happening. i mean it’s been an entire week. I’m severely slacking. SORRY! SEE YOU SAD SACKS TONIGHT. HTTP://WWW.MIXLR.COM/DRAGONMERE FOR LIVE PRANK CALLS AT 7PM ET.

The CORNDOWN pt 16: Choose one, making you better feeling!

dragonmere — Tue, 16 May 2023 03:10:56 +0000

Oh shit. I forgot to post this last friday. Sorry guys. i love you. See you on this friday.

The CORNDOWN pt. 15 – ? and the Mysterians – 96 Tears

dragonmere — Tue, 16 May 2023 03:10:10 +0000

Sorry this one took a few days. The nice young lady with the shopkicks account and a pornography problem kept giving personal information, which means I actually had to manually edit a track. Blech! Anyway, VERY STRONG first half of the show, thank you to my secret numbers provider. Second half, well, it’s shorter on this version. I love you as always. See you on Tuesday (nowishly) for wastedmemory show mixlr.com/wastedmemory and catch me on Friday at mixlr.com/dragonmere but you already knew those things.

The CORNDOWN pt 14: Newsradio Season 5 Episode 11: Stinkbutt

dragonmere — Tue, 16 May 2023 02:58:16 +0000

This concludes the 2 week CORN DOWN extravaganza. I hope you enjoyed it. I did. See you TUESDAY AND FRIDAY

The CORNDOWN pt 13: Street Fighter: The Movie: The Arcade Game

dragonmere — Tue, 16 May 2023 02:57:30 +0000

What exciting times we live in — I actually uploaded these last 3 all at the same time but i am testing out the SCHEDULING feature on patreon. Pretty cool. if it works! Love you.

The CORNDOWN pt 12: pt 11 was wastememory show – Graveyard Goonz/Devon Anustart Pre-Show 2

dragonmere — Tue, 16 May 2023 02:56:57 +0000

Thank you guys for your support. See you every TUESDAY on wastedmemory show at 830pmET on mixlr.com/wastedmemory and every FRIDAY at 7pmET on mixlr.com/dragonmere

The CORNDOWN pt 10: David Crane’s A Boy and His Blob: Trouble on Blobolonia

dragonmere — Tue, 16 May 2023 02:56:15 +0000

Back to uploading CORN DOWNs! Oh man. I got way behind. I honestly don’t remember what was in any of these shows. We should listen to them together. It will be a surprise for both of us.

The CORNDOWN Pt 9: WD-40 Specialist Electrical Contact Spray Cleaner

dragonmere — Tue, 16 May 2023 02:55:15 +0000

Oh man. Next week, when I’m only putting out one of these, instead of one every day, it’s gonna be so easy. Ha! thank you for the support. See you tonight on wastedmemory show!!!!!

The CORNDOWN pt 8: Eight is How Many Legs A Octopus Has.

dragonmere — Tue, 16 May 2023 02:54:35 +0000

i guess octopodes have six legs and two arms but whatever.

The CORNDOWN pt 7: Barenaked Ladies – Stunt (1998) – One Week

dragonmere — Tue, 16 May 2023 02:52:26 +0000

It’s been one week since I started CORN DOWNing. Watch out for perverts, and enjoy this set of calls. Thank you so much for the support. You make this possible for everyone.

The CORNDOWN pt 6: A Nightmare On Elm Street 3: Dream Warriors

dragonmere — Tue, 16 May 2023 02:50:57 +0000

Oooooo. A show! this one was a good ole fashioned shit show. In a good way. The drunk wastedmemory way. Enjoy!

The CORNDOWN pt 5: pt4 was wastedmemory show– Graveyard Goonz Preshow: Blade Trinity

dragonmere — Tue, 16 May 2023 02:50:02 +0000

this one was a little short because the goonz started. Other than that, i have no recollection of this, as it was more than two days ago. I hope it’s enjoyable.

The CORNDOWN pt 3: HyperCube

dragonmere — Tue, 16 May 2023 02:47:29 +0000

Ok so it turns out HyperCube was Cube 2. but whatever. Maybe part 4 will be titled “Blade 3: Trinity”. You’re not in charge of me. Thank you for your support. Tell your aunt and uncle about me.

The CORNDOWN pt 2: PrankCall Boogaloo

dragonmere — Tue, 16 May 2023 02:41:49 +0000

Part two of as-close-to-two-weeks-straight-of-pranks-that-i-can-manage. GOOD FUN TIMES. Thank you for supporting me. I love you. If you want to be on the live skype call, just let me know.

CORNDOWN pt.1: Smells Like Quarantine Spirit

dragonmere — Tue, 16 May 2023 01:49:44 +0000

Get ready for a lot of shows. Full mixlr recordings are on my mixlr page again. Thanks for supporting me and making my mixlr subscription possible. I owe you one.