Podcast: CORN DOWN Prank Calls

In this episode of CORNDOWN, I tackle the ongoing stick situation and mold problems, keeping the absurd energy high. Wastedmemory steps in with sharp contributions, like the saga of lobby antennas and an unusual take on internet cameras. Together, we navigate everything from propped doors to valid concerns that spiral into unexpected territory. Dwight adds … Read moreThe CORNDOWN pt 247: with Rutger Hauer as Hobo

In this episode of CORNDOWN, wastedmemory handles everything from bathroom door mishaps to a saga involving fifty keys, culminating in its cinematic peak. Hotel life takes center stage with questionable oxygen setups and sanctuary vibes, while snappy bakes checks in during an attempted Moana screening. Dwight contributes with turnt pockets and unexpected pocket finds, and … Read moreThe CORNDOWN pt 246: with Bolaji Badejo as Alien

In this episode of CORNDOWN, descriptions run wild as we dive into describing men and vehicles, with wastedmemory and I leading the way. There’s bizarre incidents of battery-eating that escalates quickly, alongside some accusatory fingering and Dwight’s room garden situation. Things get even more intense with drinking motor oil, shredding documents, and an unusual pizza … Read moreThe CORNDOWN pt 245: with Ernie Reyes Jr. as Keno

In this episode of CORNDOWN, oranges are everywhere—extra ones in cars, identifying them, and even dealing with heartburn from them, with wastedmemory heavily involved in the chaos. There’s a strange journey with caterpillars and honey bees, with snappy bakes joining the bee segment. SpongeBob makes a surprising exit, and we dive into bizarre situations involving … Read moreThe CORNDOWN pt 244: with Zack Ward as Dude

In this episode of CORNDOWN, driving instructors take a front seat, with a series of chaotic lessons and some wild help from wastedmemory. We encounter a mix of oddities, from foot surgeries and bogus milk to setting up employee dates. The Surprise Department shows up to add more confusion, and handcuff keys become an unexpected … Read moreThe CORNDOWN pt 243: with Kevin Sorbo as Hercules

In this episode of CORNDOWN, the question of knowing if you’re really there takes center stage, with wastedmemory chiming in on multiple occasions. Cigarettes, both decaf and functional, make their way into the conversation, along with night mailmen and one-way streets. The saga of the captive caller unfolds in a series of bizarre twists, while … Read moreThe CORNDOWN pt 242: with Jason Mewes as Tuott the Basehead

In this episode of CORNDOWN, we dive into the curious case of the “normal looking one” and its various twists, while wastedmemory adds humor with making fun and dehydration. Tripping on burgers and Stouffers leads to some unexpected fun, and there’s a series of lost and found keys causing confusion. We also explore irrational fears, … Read moreThe CORNDOWN pt 241: with Bob Odenkirk as Senator Tankerbell

In this episode of CORNDOWN, bones take center stage with plenty of throwing, hanging, and drilling, often driven by wastedmemory. Things get even weirder with digging up bones and a mysterious bag of bones, while dirt buying and dry pools add to the oddities. Wastedmemory stirs up more chaos with burning clothes and spatula marks. … Read moreThe CORNDOWN pt 240: with Lou Albano as Mario Mario

In this episode of CORNDOWN, manipulation becomes a recurring theme, with wastedmemory contributing his spin on railroads and violent versions. There’s also a lot of action surrounding sidewalks and bikes, from rubbing them to crashing, straight into dumpsters. We explore bizarre moments like drug disposal and a deep dive into a crash investigation at Wendy’s, … Read moreThe CORNDOWN pt 239: with Jerry Orbach as Lennie Briscoe

In this episode of CORNDOWN, we navigate through a series of strange Dingtember car dings, ranging from democrats to door frames, with wastedmemory adding his take on the chaos. It culminates on a half hour discussion with the whole family. A recurring issue about paying for stuff pops up, with snappy bakes jumping in to … Read moreThe CORNDOWN pt 238: with Rob Paulsen as Arthur