Podcast: CORN DOWN Prank Calls

Confirming identity, getting receipts, crazy mans, single employees, no problems, better ketchup, reheated food, fry powder, small burgers and normal size fries.

This was a good show. We covered important topics. What to do if you drive the wrong car home, how to eat chili, if you’re allowed to eat in the shower, what to do if you have mild eye irritation, how to wipe your ass with your left hand, how to not get cut by … Read moreThe CORNDOWN pt 114: with Orson Welles as Unicron

Oh boy. This turned into a lettuce show pretty quick, and stayed that way for most of the night. Dog lettuce, many many dog lettuce calls. You know what, I actually listened to this, and I’m just gonna say it’s mostly lettuce. This show is mostly lettuce. COME VISIT ME IN CLEVELAND & AKRON THIS … Read moreThe CORNDOWN pt 113: with Mario Lopez as Albert Clifford “A.C.” Slater née Sanchez

This show was really fun. Thank you for letting me do it and then listening to me. Topics included; Lost/Found money, frequent urination, sniffing paint, blind spots, toilet storage, not round whopper, a ride home, dumpster pooping, oil n gas mixture, the mustache man(s), and too much meat. COME TO CLEVELAND IN SEPTEMBER (16th-18th) AND … Read moreThe CORNDOWN pt 112: with Jay North as Dennis “The Menace” Mitchell

The upload is fixed now. Sorry about that. Mostly making hotels mad about breaking stuff. it was fun though. Also obtaining meat teeth, guest breaks, hotel insurance, gift cards, buying alcohol for kids, etc. etc.

knocking on doors confusion over how gas is priced help towing my car i bit my tongue things smell like a scratch n sniff sticker no context

This was a decent show. It was fun to listen to it just now. You should too, but probably after my show tonight. It’ll be on prankcast.com so go there. I love you. This show had plenty of Street People, Fake Funerals, I discover what a “Co-Co-Nut” is, I find out how fast places can … Read moreThe CORNDOWN pt 109: with George Carlin as Rufus

I’ve been busy so this is going to be brief. The show was mostly about changing locks at hotels. The front desk doesn’t like that very much. But it’s OK because my cousin is a locksmith. I love you and come visit me in September for Cleveland Meetup. Seriously. I’m going to make sandwiches.

I was distracted for this entire show because of PRANKCAST.COM ‘launching’. So go over to PRANKCAST.COM and do the things there. It’s fun. All my live shows will be broadcast there (and still mixlr for now at least) from now on.

Man, this was a fun show. I think it was more fun listening back to it than it was doing it live?? The really annoying 224lb 80% muscle mass guy was obnoxious as shit to talk to, but it was really fun to hear it. Showe includes: getting permission to call 911 without an emergency … Read moreThe CORNDOWN pt 106: with Jackson O’Connell-Barlow as Iguanadon