Podcast: CORN DOWN Prank Calls

This show starts off REALLY slow for me. Wasted did pretty damn good from the start. The end is worth it though. Some calls may include: Inside/Outside carts. 1 or 2 drivethru windows. Cash or Credit. Providing identification to Dollar General. Filing a bunch of false police reports, and maybe getting trespassed for real. And … Read moreThe CORNDOWN pt 76: with Sinbad as Kevin Franklin

We start with a handfull of pretty much entirely failed calls. Icecream Mans. Parkinglot Meeting. Manager Secrets. Secret Message. Do you have honor? Middle finger FREE SPEECH!!! Have a talk with wasted’s friend. Juvenile Raccoon. Diggin holes. Hit a raccoon. Dead raccoon, blood everywhere, double trashbag. Dont get my raccoon in trouble, many times, maybe … Read moreThe CORNDOWN pt 75: with Jamie Farr as Corporal Maxwell Q. Klinger

Ok so I didn’t get a chance to listen back to this one yet. I hope it’s good. On the up side, I’ve been doing pretty good at uploading calls (you probably already heard) to my youtube page daily. It’s the worst place to listen to me, but the easiest to share! Tell your uncle. … Read moreThe CORNDOWN pt 74: The Chickens are Restless

In this show I’m not difficult. I’m not obsessive. wasted got hit by a car. Im not stealing. A string of birthday calls, be responsible and sobriety checks and birthday secrets. Happy birthday;  Sean, Madison, Bailey, Bailey’s Dad, Georgia, Lincoln, Brandon, Brandons Dad, Eddie, Deante, Matt  and more. Looking for jumper cables. Plus other things.

39 calls. Accidental hotel stay. Have you been working here a long time? Hiding spots. A college goof burglary. The type of extension cord you use to beat an outside dog to power my mouse killing machine. Switch my opossum for a raccoon. Raccoon for an opossum. The twizzlers that don’t leave a mark. The … Read moreThe CORNDOWN pt 72: The time Fabio got hit by a goose on a roller coaster.

Oops. I didn’t listen to this before posting, again. But it’s because I had the day off work. So I ended up walking my dog long before I processed this audio, and I usually listen back to it while walking my dog. I think it was raining or some shit last week. Sorry. 33ish calls. … Read moreThe CORNDOWN pt 71: I cannot live another day without air conditioning.

Listen. I’ve been doing pretty good at listening to the majority of the show right before I post it, and putting up at least a rough idea of what the calls contain. I am not going to lie to you. I didn’t do it this week.  I’m sorry. All 36 calls are here and ready … Read moreThe CORNDOWN pt 70: that time Sinéad tore up a picture of the pope

Lots of calls this week. 45? Relapse incidences information. Feeling nervous. Accidentally buying drugs. Depression food. How does the drive thru work? Lots of going through cars in the parking lot, going through guests rooms, finding concerning stuff. Telling my mom on me. Calling all guests. A little 3 person confusion. Drunk baby. Sneaking alcohol. … Read moreThe CORNDOWN pt 69: pasteurized processed prepared cheese food

Whats in these calls? I’m glad you asked. Enraged rodents with a device b/w Which way is east . Trimmings and clippings of the bushes and grass. Dog cremations. Reporting people for hotel food. Dog sitting in the hotel room. Getting a form signed. Dog won’t eat lettuce. Finding drugs in luggage you stole. Tricky … Read moreThe CORNDOWN pt 68: unsweetened artificially flavored powdered soft drink mix

The calls this week? Well it starts with technical difficulties which leads to breaking the 4th wall. Stuff for couples. Permission to take clippings. A room to fire people, business. check engine lights. Cricket hunting. Sweepings. AND MORE OH WOW.