Podcast: CORN DOWN Prank Calls

Well. I did have a computer virus. Found it a couple hours before the show. I had quickly installed some bullshit anti-virus software to hopefully keep things running long enough to do the show. It worked, but it also decided that my program that records all the calls was suspicious and blocked it from recording … Read moreThe CORNDOWN pt 37: I might have a computer virus

9/25/20 Show. Wow. Someone should have yelled at me. I’m like 3 weeks behind. Getting caught up on all them shows’s right now. I have no commentary for the contents of this show, but i bet it’s great. Get some stickers from me. I love you

Holy shit I’m about to be 3 weeks behind. No time for small talk. Plus, if you’re a long time patreon’r, you’d know that I have little-to-no memory of shows’ calls’ if I don’t post them immediately after the show. Lets listen together and see if it’s funny! It could be. Who knows. Oh. Stickers. … Read moreThe CORNDOWN pt 35: the tale of the giant rat of sumatra

Oh man. Look how fast i uploaded this. Its like the next day. wow. So I remember that there are like few decent ding calls, a couple chicken calls, one dinged by a chicken call, one pinged call, and plenty of calls about me not leaving a hotel when I know i should.

9/4/20 show. shit i need to not get in the habit of waiting an entire week to upload the show. I seriously have next to no memory of what happen in this one. Sorry. It’ll be more fun for me when I listen to this in a few months though. More surprising for me. Still … Read moreThe CORNDOWN pt 33: Waiting for the Electrician or Someone Like Him

Haha! I was ALMOST late with this. But not quite. Its still going up before the next live show, which is in a few hours. So I made it. This one was fun. Good complainers, fun with stacking things, wires made of water, and taking apart burritos/hamburgers. Not enough wastedmemory. Oh well. Still had fun. … Read moreThe CORNDOWN pt 32: I legitimately forgot to come up with a title

HEY! I actually did this the same night. So I remember some of the calls. Some INSANE complainers tonight. Multiple very long calls! Super crazy political guy, he was fun… to a point…. Oh, and the call where the modem was blaring, I managed to tone the modem down a LOT without losing TOO much … Read moreThe CORNDOWN pt 31: no this is not based entirely on julie’s life

I was trying to improve my MACHINE LEARNING ADVANCED CLOUD BASED AI AUTO AUDIO LEVELING macro to make up for some super quiet callers this week. I screwed around with it for several days, then gave up, and manually edited the one track that was giving me shit. Oh well.

I forgot to upload this right after the show. And as such is tradition, I am totally suffering from forgettingfulness of the contents of the show. I hope it was fun? I’m 99% i talked to the police. Thats always fun.

Oops. The first call is a minute and a half of wet butt. I’ll edit it later, if I remember. Or maybe not. It’s funny.