The CORNDOWN pt 186: with Johnny Depp as Edward Scissorhands
Join me and wastedmemory on the latest episode of CORNDOWN as we journey through a series of calls that range from amusing to thought-provoking. From meatball mishaps to ice-related incidents, we tackle everyday scenarios with a humorous twist. Dive into the Platonic Hotel for a dose of laughter, and explore topics like room privacy and … Read moreThe CORNDOWN pt 186: with Johnny Depp as Edward Scissorhands
The CORNDOWN pt 185: with Arnold Schwarzenegger as Hercules (as Arnold Strong ‘Mr. Universe’)
Join me and my cohost, wastedmemory, for another episode of mind-bending calls on CORNDOWN! We start with half of someone else’s and dive into wasted’s perplexing “I Don’t Want It” saga, exploring unexpected twists and turns. Old batteries, shopping chores, and the eternal quest for a place to sleep provide plenty of humor and surprises. … Read moreThe CORNDOWN pt 185: with Arnold Schwarzenegger as Hercules (as Arnold Strong ‘Mr. Universe’)
The CORNDOWN pt 184: with Brad Pitt as Joe Black
Join me and my cohost, wastedmemory, for another intriguing episode of CORNDOWN! We start with a hilarious call to Circle K and dive into the world of receipt surveys, uncovering the quirky world of TV coupons. A Giraffe Guy makes an appearance, adding an unexpected twist to our conversations, and we explore the mysterious concept … Read moreThe CORNDOWN pt 184: with Brad Pitt as Joe Black
The CORNDOWN pt 183: with Robert the Tire as Robert
Welcome to another intriguing episode of CORNDOWN! Join me and cohosts wastedmemory, Lux, and snappy bakes as we uncover an array of intriguing phone calls. Imagine the mystery behind quiet hotels and delve into the unexpected world of covering doors. Picture puzzling situations involving wrong-sized pants and bad outfits, along with entertaining escapades like broken … Read moreThe CORNDOWN pt 183: with Robert the Tire as Robert
The CORNDOWN pt 182: with Martin Scorsese as Passenger Watching Silhouette
Welcome to a captivating episode of CORNDOWN! In this edition, I’m thrilled to be joined by cohosts wastedmemory, snappy bakes, and Lux as we dive into a medley of unconventional conversations. Picture exploring the strange terrain of texting landlines and delving into the enigmatic persona of the good spirited man with cancer. We’ll share stories … Read moreThe CORNDOWN pt 182: with Martin Scorsese as Passenger Watching Silhouette
The CORNDOWN pt 181: with Paul Reubens as Prince Gerhardt Hapsburg
Welcome to a new episode of CORNDOWN! In this installment, I’m joined by some fantastic cohosts for a series of entertaining calls. We’ll dive into the hilarious realm of unwanted pizza mishaps, share anecdotes about intriguing front desk complaints, and even explore the art of getting people arrested. With wastedmemory, Dog Lettuce, and snappy bakes … Read moreThe CORNDOWN pt 181: with Paul Reubens as Prince Gerhardt Hapsburg
The CORNDOWN pt 180: with Zach Woods as Matt Spencer
Welcome to a fresh episode of CORNDOWN! In today’s show, join me and my cohost, wastedmemory, as we dive into a series of captivating calls. Together, we uncover the mysteries behind misplaced phones and stumble upon unexpected treasures in unlikely places, all the while sharing laughs and insights. Lux, our cohost, joins the conversation to … Read moreThe CORNDOWN pt 180: with Zach Woods as Matt Spencer
The CORNDOWN pt 179: with Bob Hoskins as Rock n Roll Manager
Join me on this episode of CORNDOWN as I dive into a series of intriguing calls with my cohosts. We’ll discuss everything from replacement keys to the sectional sofa, and even uncover some juicy rumors along the way. Tune in to hear about animal identification crises, prize closets, and the unexpected adventures of kicking squirrels. … Read moreThe CORNDOWN pt 179: with Bob Hoskins as Rock n Roll Manager
The CORNDOWN pt 178: with Noreen Young as Gloria Gopher
Join me, your host, as I delve into the weird and wonderful world of CORNDOWN. In this episode, we explore the dark corners of Reddit with wastedmemory, discussing some truly bad stuff. We also tackle the age-old question of what would happen if I lost my keys, and dive into the art of journaling. With … Read moreThe CORNDOWN pt 178: with Noreen Young as Gloria Gopher
The CORNDOWN pt 177: with Damon Wayans as Homey D. Clown
In this episode of CORNDOWN, I embark on a series of engaging conversations with my cohost wastedmemory. We explore a wide range of topics, starting with wastedmemory’s fascination with old coins and his personal experiences with fire extinguishers. We delve into the significance of fire safety and discuss the potential dangers of wild berries. The … Read moreThe CORNDOWN pt 177: with Damon Wayans as Homey D. Clown