The CORNDOWN pt 154: with Tom Cruise as Jerry Maguire
What was I thinking? 3 hours of calls about girlfriends and gummmmmmmmmmmm. Girlfriends, clear a path, gum policy, low butt, phone password, small face, lobby pose, webcam hacking.
The CORNDOWN pt 153: with Christopher Ruff as Direct D
Fly Tracking, Toilet Lifting, Too Many Wires, Valet Scuffle, Unpleasant Kidnapping, Hall Sounds, Money Period, Infant Puncher, Free Stuff, Free Drink Coolers, Cart Time, Hit by a Car, Dream Punches.
The CORNDOWN pt 152: with Bob Einstein as Marty Funkhouser
Hiding Policy, Digital Keys, Desk Length, Schematics, Beekeepers Husbands, Re-Cheesing, Loaner Car, Cheese Storage.
The CORNDOWN pt 151: with Andy Daly as Forrest MacNeil
CAUTION! Contains: Odd/Even, Odd Rooms, Not Profitable, Bargaining, Bread. That’s a pretty lazy description… but what, exactly, are you going to do about it? Yeah, that’s what I thought.
The CORNDOWN pt 150: with Matt Hill as Captain N
Last Week’s Today’s show contains’d; Stranger (be careful), washing hands order, some help with a bad relationship, cart elevators, bong setups, fees for death or something, late shopping and locked doors, and help getting a cart. COOL
The CORNDOWN pt 149: with Miskel Spillman as the host of SNL
Bong help, christmas rules, tip refusal, fifteen cars damaged, ten cars kick’d, psychopath vaccuuming, pre-masturbation, smells like crack.
The CORNDOWN pt 148: with Douglas Seale as Santa
getting caught up so i’ll be brief chopping down doors, tinted feces, gift exchange, frozen items, five managers, getting kids drunk, getting room numbers, finding love in rooms, taking rooms over, little christmas boy, five keys, room painting, emergency contact, christmas card fee.
The CORNDOWN pt 147: with Alex Horne as Little Alex Horne
Shave off eyebrows. Move the honda. Two wrappers. also featuring a new dog, a bad decisions bug, a less comfortable bed, and the best place to hurt myself
The CORNDOWN pt 146: with Alden Ehrenreich as Han Solo
ok keep calm. I’m going to try to match the tone i was using when I wrote these descriptions. But i messed up. i never uploaded this one to patreon, or anywhere else other than mixlr.com/dragonmere/recordings. Please don’t tell the babysitter, cause she’ll tell mom and dad and we both know it.
PRANKSGIVING ’22 (just my calls mostly)
This show is mostly about competitor coupons, a little bit about elevators. There was no corndown last week on account of my daughter, so here’s just my calls from my show of pranksgiving. the entire unedited shoe is on my prankcast showreel. and wasted made his own calls so I dont have source other than … Read morePRANKSGIVING ’22 (just my calls mostly)