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The CORNDOWN pt 105: with Gary Oldman as Rolfe

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<blockquote class="wp-embedded-content" data-secret="vArEXu4jtI"><a href="https://www.corndown.com/podcast/the-corndown-pt-105-with-gary-oldman-as-rolfe/">The CORNDOWN pt 105: with Gary Oldman as Rolfe</a></blockquote><iframe sandbox="allow-scripts" security="restricted" src="https://www.corndown.com/podcast/the-corndown-pt-105-with-gary-oldman-as-rolfe/embed/#?secret=vArEXu4jtI" width="500" height="350" title="&#8220;The CORNDOWN pt 105: with Gary Oldman as Rolfe&#8221; &#8212; CORNDOWN" data-secret="vArEXu4jtI" frameborder="0" marginwidth="0" marginheight="0" scrolling="no" class="wp-embedded-content"></iframe><script> /*! This file is auto-generated */ !function(d,l){"use strict";l.querySelector&&d.addEventListener&&"undefined"!=typeof URL&&(d.wp=d.wp||{},d.wp.receiveEmbedMessage||(d.wp.receiveEmbedMessage=function(e){var t=e.data;if((t||t.secret||t.message||t.value)&&!/[^a-zA-Z0-9]/.test(t.secret)){for(var s,r,n,a=l.querySelectorAll('iframe[data-secret="'+t.secret+'"]'),o=l.querySelectorAll('blockquote[data-secret="'+t.secret+'"]'),c=new RegExp("^https?:$","i"),i=0;i<o.length;i++)o[i].style.display="none";for(i=0;i<a.length;i++)s=a[i],e.source===s.contentWindow&&(s.removeAttribute("style"),"height"===t.message?(1e3<(r=parseInt(t.value,10))?r=1e3:~~r<200&&(r=200),s.height=r):"link"===t.message&&(r=new URL(s.getAttribute("src")),n=new URL(t.value),c.test(n.protocol))&&n.host===r.host&&l.activeElement===s&&(d.top.location.href=t.value))}},d.addEventListener("message",d.wp.receiveEmbedMessage,!1),l.addEventListener("DOMContentLoaded",function(){for(var e,t,s=l.querySelectorAll("iframe.wp-embedded-content"),r=0;r<s.length;r++)(t=(e=s[r]).getAttribute("data-secret"))||(t=Math.random().toString(36).substring(2,12),e.src+="#?secret="+t,e.setAttribute("data-secret",t)),e.contentWindow.postMessage({message:"ready",secret:t},"*")},!1)))}(window,document); //# sourceURL=https://www.corndown.com/wp-includes/js/wp-embed.min.js </script>

There was a lot of fake stuff this show. Fake napkins, mostly. Please note; Burger King has NEVER had a brown napkin with embossed logo. Ever. Confusion over how many sandwiches constitute a “combo”. Testing inanimate objects for viruses. Giving cigarettes to kids. Fake fights. And a bunch of people who have severe problems hanging … Read moreThe CORNDOWN pt 105: with Gary Oldman as Rolfe

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The CORNDOWN pt 104: with Rachel Singer as Chloe

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<blockquote class="wp-embedded-content" data-secret="w6xsYVjUsi"><a href="https://www.corndown.com/podcast/the-corndown-pt-104-with-rachel-singer-as-chloe/">The CORNDOWN pt 104: with Rachel Singer as Chloe</a></blockquote><iframe sandbox="allow-scripts" security="restricted" src="https://www.corndown.com/podcast/the-corndown-pt-104-with-rachel-singer-as-chloe/embed/#?secret=w6xsYVjUsi" width="500" height="350" title="&#8220;The CORNDOWN pt 104: with Rachel Singer as Chloe&#8221; &#8212; CORNDOWN" data-secret="w6xsYVjUsi" frameborder="0" marginwidth="0" marginheight="0" scrolling="no" class="wp-embedded-content"></iframe><script> /*! This file is auto-generated */ !function(d,l){"use strict";l.querySelector&&d.addEventListener&&"undefined"!=typeof URL&&(d.wp=d.wp||{},d.wp.receiveEmbedMessage||(d.wp.receiveEmbedMessage=function(e){var t=e.data;if((t||t.secret||t.message||t.value)&&!/[^a-zA-Z0-9]/.test(t.secret)){for(var s,r,n,a=l.querySelectorAll('iframe[data-secret="'+t.secret+'"]'),o=l.querySelectorAll('blockquote[data-secret="'+t.secret+'"]'),c=new RegExp("^https?:$","i"),i=0;i<o.length;i++)o[i].style.display="none";for(i=0;i<a.length;i++)s=a[i],e.source===s.contentWindow&&(s.removeAttribute("style"),"height"===t.message?(1e3<(r=parseInt(t.value,10))?r=1e3:~~r<200&&(r=200),s.height=r):"link"===t.message&&(r=new URL(s.getAttribute("src")),n=new URL(t.value),c.test(n.protocol))&&n.host===r.host&&l.activeElement===s&&(d.top.location.href=t.value))}},d.addEventListener("message",d.wp.receiveEmbedMessage,!1),l.addEventListener("DOMContentLoaded",function(){for(var e,t,s=l.querySelectorAll("iframe.wp-embedded-content"),r=0;r<s.length;r++)(t=(e=s[r]).getAttribute("data-secret"))||(t=Math.random().toString(36).substring(2,12),e.src+="#?secret="+t,e.setAttribute("data-secret",t)),e.contentWindow.postMessage({message:"ready",secret:t},"*")},!1)))}(window,document); //# sourceURL=https://www.corndown.com/wp-includes/js/wp-embed.min.js </script>

I didn’t almost forget to upload this because I was shoveling driveway snow. This one got a tiny bit dark maybe? Longer calls so slightly less of them. I might have not hit my quota. Please don’t fire me.

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The CORNDOWN pt 103: with Meat Loaf as Robert Paulson

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CAUTION: Show may contain Concealed Sandwiches, Mailed Sandwiches, Fingerprints, or The Cigarette Smoking Man, and may punch babies. Proceed at your own risk. I’m running late. I love you. See you tonight I hope at 7pm ET. Oh and my mixlr live page is done being broken during live shows.

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The CORNDOWN pt 102: with John Ritter as Clifford

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It has all kinds of stuff almost happening, like altercations and smoking and throwing rocks and more. And making plans for altercations, special rooms for pooping, things to lean on. Medical Stuff. AND Jenny Tutone. Dont forget about her. By the way, if mixlr is giving anyone crap about me being “off line” during my … Read moreThe CORNDOWN pt 102: with John Ritter as Clifford

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The CORNDOWN pt 101: with Martin Short as Clifford Daniels

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man I’m all spoiled from not editing shit last week. This week we have tacos hurting my sister really bad, sharp shelled tacos, the smells of shampoo without any sexual harassment, identifying pills, my sisters opinion of my vacation, and the answer to the age old question; how far is too far? “And more”

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The CORNDOWN pt 100: 8hr New Years Stupid Marathon Show III

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This is way too long to actively edit. I’m not that strong of a man. I’m sorry. So enjoy the unadulterated 8hour cut. And the individual calls are still below, but there’s probably more ringing and hold time than usual. And i’m probably never going to name them. shit. the unadulterated cut is too large … Read moreThe CORNDOWN pt 100: 8hr New Years Stupid Marathon Show III

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The CORNDOWN pt 99: with Tim Allen as Santa Claus

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This was the Christmas Eve show so it’s very very Christmas themed. 42 calls. Christmas plans, hit my kids (very christmas), helping homeless, The Little Christmas Boy, ruining christmas, Santa Stuff, and who I can have sex with (also very christmas). In no particular order.

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The CORNDOWN pt 98: with Wesley Snipes as Willie Mays Hayes, CF

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This show contains illicit gifts and inappropriate erections. Collated rubrics. High on string. A small chainsaw. VERY HIGH. spoiled froot. and cut the brakes. I love you. Show tonight should be interesting? tune in.

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The CORNDOWN pt 97: with Mark Schiff as The Little Dog

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Hi. I think I’ll do a live show tonight at 7pm Eastern. I did one last week and it was fun. This is an audio recording of that show. It contains, at a minimum, the following; Old Keith, Helping vs Leaving Alone, Meth Hole, Automatic Doors, Clothes On Sex Computer  Time, Dating Policy. And we … Read moreThe CORNDOWN pt 97: with Mark Schiff as The Little Dog

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Whats in this shoe? I’m glad you asked. Stolen butts, eating the room, losing the room, credit card numbers, too many parts, learning with the hotel about if the guests use the shampoo or not and also educational purposes, shitting in the sink, theres something in my eye and the tub isn’t comfortable, the dead … Read moreThe CORNDOWN pt 96: with Brad Garrett as The Big Dog