The CORNDOWN pt 98: with Wesley Snipes as Willie Mays Hayes, CF
This show contains illicit gifts and inappropriate erections. Collated rubrics. High on string. A small chainsaw. VERY HIGH. spoiled froot. and cut the brakes. I love you. Show tonight should be interesting? tune in.
The CORNDOWN pt 97: with Mark Schiff as The Little Dog
Hi. I think I’ll do a live show tonight at 7pm Eastern. I did one last week and it was fun. This is an audio recording of that show. It contains, at a minimum, the following; Old Keith, Helping vs Leaving Alone, Meth Hole, Automatic Doors, Clothes On Sex Computer Time, Dating Policy. And we … Read moreThe CORNDOWN pt 97: with Mark Schiff as The Little Dog
The CORNDOWN pt 96: with Brad Garrett as The Big Dog
Whats in this shoe? I’m glad you asked. Stolen butts, eating the room, losing the room, credit card numbers, too many parts, learning with the hotel about if the guests use the shampoo or not and also educational purposes, shitting in the sink, theres something in my eye and the tub isn’t comfortable, the dead … Read moreThe CORNDOWN pt 96: with Brad Garrett as The Big Dog
MY FULL 4hrs PRANKSGIVING THING 2021
Here it is, unedited. I think there’s a couple minutes dead air at the start, but thats what really happened so It stays in. Enjoy I guess. I’m going to bed. THank you. Brad or akspa or dwight or someone will probably publish a full 24hr recording, but here’s our part. I still might do … Read moreMY FULL 4hrs PRANKSGIVING THING 2021
The CORNDOWN pt 95: with Nicolas Cage as Charlie Kaufman, Donald Kaufman
This show is two weeks old because I uploaded the PRANKSGIVING show instead of this show last week. I hope this isn’t too confusing. If anyone is having difficulty just use this chart. This show had calls about toilet wires and buckets of blood, both hypothetical and real, as well as bags of meat and … Read moreThe CORNDOWN pt 95: with Nicolas Cage as Charlie Kaufman, Donald Kaufman
The CORNDOWN pt 94: with Marilyn Manson as David Dolores Frank
Fun show. Great call about pissing in the sink, but it has audio issues. There’s echo that was entirely my fault about half way through the call. The good news is I have isolated the call from the backup Mixlr recording, so I do have a clean version of it. For automatic editing reasons, the … Read moreThe CORNDOWN pt 94: with Marilyn Manson as David Dolores Frank
The CORNDOWN pt 93: with Jon Lovitz as the voice of Radio
Oh man. I was on vacation this last week. That’s why I’m only uploading this now. I was at the meetup and I got to meet wastedmemory, toxic waste, ChrisPickles (+1), SweetBeefJesus (+2), FarmerBill420 (+1), DribblyBob (+1), Gunter (+ududududu), SavageCarl, Snappy Bakes, and Termina and HoboGod. Thats a lot of people. And thank you to … Read moreThe CORNDOWN pt 93: with Jon Lovitz as the voice of Radio
The CORNDOWN pt 92: with Townsend Coleman as the voice of Wayne Gretzky
This one was less calls, less premises. It’s because “do you love your customers” seems to make people want to talk to you for a very long time. And the hotel front desk lady who was freaking out just because I said I had drugs. Jeeze lady, it’s a cheap hotel. There’s drugs. Get over … Read moreThe CORNDOWN pt 92: with Townsend Coleman as the voice of Wayne Gretzky
The CORNDOWN pt 91: with the voice of Rob Paulsen as Rude Dog
Look. I’m just going to be honest with you. I didn’t have it in me to listen to this show to give you guys a rough idea of what was in it. I’m sorry. I’d say I’ll do it later, but I probably wont. You know what, I’ll say it. If I go through this … Read moreThe CORNDOWN pt 91: with the voice of Rob Paulsen as Rude Dog
The CORNDOWN pt 90: with Soccer, Phoebe, Slugger, Shiner, and Bear as Wishbone
Whats in this show you ask? I dont actually care if you asked. It’s a lot of man not wearing shoes’es, a good number of hornets nets, being paranoid, scaring my sister and/or my mom with burgerking, yeah and one call about a bag of spiders. I love you. Come to wisconsin next month, fool.