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The CORNDOWN Pt 9: WD-40 Specialist Electrical Contact Spray Cleaner

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<blockquote class="wp-embedded-content" data-secret="W8OIYOMIUr"><a href="https://www.corndown.com/podcast/the-corndown-pt-9-wd-40-specialist-electrical-contact-spray-cleaner/">The CORNDOWN Pt 9: WD-40 Specialist Electrical Contact Spray Cleaner</a></blockquote><iframe sandbox="allow-scripts" security="restricted" src="https://www.corndown.com/podcast/the-corndown-pt-9-wd-40-specialist-electrical-contact-spray-cleaner/embed/#?secret=W8OIYOMIUr" width="500" height="350" title="&#8220;The CORNDOWN Pt 9: WD-40 Specialist Electrical Contact Spray Cleaner&#8221; &#8212; CORNDOWN" data-secret="W8OIYOMIUr" frameborder="0" marginwidth="0" marginheight="0" scrolling="no" class="wp-embedded-content"></iframe><script> /*! This file is auto-generated */ !function(d,l){"use strict";l.querySelector&&d.addEventListener&&"undefined"!=typeof URL&&(d.wp=d.wp||{},d.wp.receiveEmbedMessage||(d.wp.receiveEmbedMessage=function(e){var t=e.data;if((t||t.secret||t.message||t.value)&&!/[^a-zA-Z0-9]/.test(t.secret)){for(var s,r,n,a=l.querySelectorAll('iframe[data-secret="'+t.secret+'"]'),o=l.querySelectorAll('blockquote[data-secret="'+t.secret+'"]'),c=new RegExp("^https?:$","i"),i=0;i<o.length;i++)o[i].style.display="none";for(i=0;i<a.length;i++)s=a[i],e.source===s.contentWindow&&(s.removeAttribute("style"),"height"===t.message?(1e3<(r=parseInt(t.value,10))?r=1e3:~~r<200&&(r=200),s.height=r):"link"===t.message&&(r=new URL(s.getAttribute("src")),n=new URL(t.value),c.test(n.protocol))&&n.host===r.host&&l.activeElement===s&&(d.top.location.href=t.value))}},d.addEventListener("message",d.wp.receiveEmbedMessage,!1),l.addEventListener("DOMContentLoaded",function(){for(var e,t,s=l.querySelectorAll("iframe.wp-embedded-content"),r=0;r<s.length;r++)(t=(e=s[r]).getAttribute("data-secret"))||(t=Math.random().toString(36).substring(2,12),e.src+="#?secret="+t,e.setAttribute("data-secret",t)),e.contentWindow.postMessage({message:"ready",secret:t},"*")},!1)))}(window,document); //# sourceURL=https://www.corndown.com/wp-includes/js/wp-embed.min.js </script>

Oh man. Next week, when I’m only putting out one of these, instead of one every day, it’s gonna be so easy. Ha! thank you for the support. See you tonight on wastedmemory show!!!!!

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The CORNDOWN pt 8: Eight is How Many Legs A Octopus Has.

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<blockquote class="wp-embedded-content" data-secret="XnmMNzsO5I"><a href="https://www.corndown.com/podcast/the-corndown-pt-8-eight-is-how-many-legs-a-octopus-has/">The CORNDOWN pt 8: Eight is How Many Legs A Octopus Has.</a></blockquote><iframe sandbox="allow-scripts" security="restricted" src="https://www.corndown.com/podcast/the-corndown-pt-8-eight-is-how-many-legs-a-octopus-has/embed/#?secret=XnmMNzsO5I" width="500" height="350" title="&#8220;The CORNDOWN pt 8: Eight is How Many Legs A Octopus Has.&#8221; &#8212; CORNDOWN" data-secret="XnmMNzsO5I" frameborder="0" marginwidth="0" marginheight="0" scrolling="no" class="wp-embedded-content"></iframe><script> /*! This file is auto-generated */ !function(d,l){"use strict";l.querySelector&&d.addEventListener&&"undefined"!=typeof URL&&(d.wp=d.wp||{},d.wp.receiveEmbedMessage||(d.wp.receiveEmbedMessage=function(e){var t=e.data;if((t||t.secret||t.message||t.value)&&!/[^a-zA-Z0-9]/.test(t.secret)){for(var s,r,n,a=l.querySelectorAll('iframe[data-secret="'+t.secret+'"]'),o=l.querySelectorAll('blockquote[data-secret="'+t.secret+'"]'),c=new RegExp("^https?:$","i"),i=0;i<o.length;i++)o[i].style.display="none";for(i=0;i<a.length;i++)s=a[i],e.source===s.contentWindow&&(s.removeAttribute("style"),"height"===t.message?(1e3<(r=parseInt(t.value,10))?r=1e3:~~r<200&&(r=200),s.height=r):"link"===t.message&&(r=new URL(s.getAttribute("src")),n=new URL(t.value),c.test(n.protocol))&&n.host===r.host&&l.activeElement===s&&(d.top.location.href=t.value))}},d.addEventListener("message",d.wp.receiveEmbedMessage,!1),l.addEventListener("DOMContentLoaded",function(){for(var e,t,s=l.querySelectorAll("iframe.wp-embedded-content"),r=0;r<s.length;r++)(t=(e=s[r]).getAttribute("data-secret"))||(t=Math.random().toString(36).substring(2,12),e.src+="#?secret="+t,e.setAttribute("data-secret",t)),e.contentWindow.postMessage({message:"ready",secret:t},"*")},!1)))}(window,document); //# sourceURL=https://www.corndown.com/wp-includes/js/wp-embed.min.js </script>

i guess octopodes  have six legs and two arms but whatever.

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The CORNDOWN pt 7: Barenaked Ladies – Stunt (1998) – One Week

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<blockquote class="wp-embedded-content" data-secret="wJTKjdbPtg"><a href="https://www.corndown.com/podcast/the-corndown-pt-7-barenaked-ladies-stunt-1998-one-week/">The CORNDOWN pt 7: Barenaked Ladies &#8211; Stunt (1998) &#8211; One Week</a></blockquote><iframe sandbox="allow-scripts" security="restricted" src="https://www.corndown.com/podcast/the-corndown-pt-7-barenaked-ladies-stunt-1998-one-week/embed/#?secret=wJTKjdbPtg" width="500" height="350" title="&#8220;The CORNDOWN pt 7: Barenaked Ladies &#8211; Stunt (1998) &#8211; One Week&#8221; &#8212; CORNDOWN" data-secret="wJTKjdbPtg" frameborder="0" marginwidth="0" marginheight="0" scrolling="no" class="wp-embedded-content"></iframe><script> /*! This file is auto-generated */ !function(d,l){"use strict";l.querySelector&&d.addEventListener&&"undefined"!=typeof URL&&(d.wp=d.wp||{},d.wp.receiveEmbedMessage||(d.wp.receiveEmbedMessage=function(e){var t=e.data;if((t||t.secret||t.message||t.value)&&!/[^a-zA-Z0-9]/.test(t.secret)){for(var s,r,n,a=l.querySelectorAll('iframe[data-secret="'+t.secret+'"]'),o=l.querySelectorAll('blockquote[data-secret="'+t.secret+'"]'),c=new RegExp("^https?:$","i"),i=0;i<o.length;i++)o[i].style.display="none";for(i=0;i<a.length;i++)s=a[i],e.source===s.contentWindow&&(s.removeAttribute("style"),"height"===t.message?(1e3<(r=parseInt(t.value,10))?r=1e3:~~r<200&&(r=200),s.height=r):"link"===t.message&&(r=new URL(s.getAttribute("src")),n=new URL(t.value),c.test(n.protocol))&&n.host===r.host&&l.activeElement===s&&(d.top.location.href=t.value))}},d.addEventListener("message",d.wp.receiveEmbedMessage,!1),l.addEventListener("DOMContentLoaded",function(){for(var e,t,s=l.querySelectorAll("iframe.wp-embedded-content"),r=0;r<s.length;r++)(t=(e=s[r]).getAttribute("data-secret"))||(t=Math.random().toString(36).substring(2,12),e.src+="#?secret="+t,e.setAttribute("data-secret",t)),e.contentWindow.postMessage({message:"ready",secret:t},"*")},!1)))}(window,document); //# sourceURL=https://www.corndown.com/wp-includes/js/wp-embed.min.js </script>

It’s been one week since I started CORN DOWNing. Watch out for perverts, and enjoy this set of calls. Thank you so much for the support. You make this possible for everyone.

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The CORNDOWN pt 6: A Nightmare On Elm Street 3: Dream Warriors

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<blockquote class="wp-embedded-content" data-secret="UiQuOJUzhF"><a href="https://www.corndown.com/podcast/the-corn-down-pt-6-a-nightmare-on-elm-street-3-dream-warriors/">The CORNDOWN pt 6: A Nightmare On Elm Street 3: Dream Warriors</a></blockquote><iframe sandbox="allow-scripts" security="restricted" src="https://www.corndown.com/podcast/the-corn-down-pt-6-a-nightmare-on-elm-street-3-dream-warriors/embed/#?secret=UiQuOJUzhF" width="500" height="350" title="&#8220;The CORNDOWN pt 6: A Nightmare On Elm Street 3: Dream Warriors&#8221; &#8212; CORNDOWN" data-secret="UiQuOJUzhF" frameborder="0" marginwidth="0" marginheight="0" scrolling="no" class="wp-embedded-content"></iframe><script> /*! This file is auto-generated */ !function(d,l){"use strict";l.querySelector&&d.addEventListener&&"undefined"!=typeof URL&&(d.wp=d.wp||{},d.wp.receiveEmbedMessage||(d.wp.receiveEmbedMessage=function(e){var t=e.data;if((t||t.secret||t.message||t.value)&&!/[^a-zA-Z0-9]/.test(t.secret)){for(var s,r,n,a=l.querySelectorAll('iframe[data-secret="'+t.secret+'"]'),o=l.querySelectorAll('blockquote[data-secret="'+t.secret+'"]'),c=new RegExp("^https?:$","i"),i=0;i<o.length;i++)o[i].style.display="none";for(i=0;i<a.length;i++)s=a[i],e.source===s.contentWindow&&(s.removeAttribute("style"),"height"===t.message?(1e3<(r=parseInt(t.value,10))?r=1e3:~~r<200&&(r=200),s.height=r):"link"===t.message&&(r=new URL(s.getAttribute("src")),n=new URL(t.value),c.test(n.protocol))&&n.host===r.host&&l.activeElement===s&&(d.top.location.href=t.value))}},d.addEventListener("message",d.wp.receiveEmbedMessage,!1),l.addEventListener("DOMContentLoaded",function(){for(var e,t,s=l.querySelectorAll("iframe.wp-embedded-content"),r=0;r<s.length;r++)(t=(e=s[r]).getAttribute("data-secret"))||(t=Math.random().toString(36).substring(2,12),e.src+="#?secret="+t,e.setAttribute("data-secret",t)),e.contentWindow.postMessage({message:"ready",secret:t},"*")},!1)))}(window,document); //# sourceURL=https://www.corndown.com/wp-includes/js/wp-embed.min.js </script>

Oooooo. A show! this one was a good ole fashioned shit show. In a good way.  The drunk wastedmemory way. Enjoy!

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The CORNDOWN pt 5: pt4 was wastedmemory show– Graveyard Goonz Preshow: Blade Trinity

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<blockquote class="wp-embedded-content" data-secret="QzcM3SXG6p"><a href="https://www.corndown.com/podcast/the-corn-down-pt-5-pt4-was-wastedmemory-show-graveyard-goonz-preshow-blade-trinity/">The CORNDOWN pt 5: pt4 was wastedmemory show&#8211; Graveyard Goonz Preshow: Blade Trinity</a></blockquote><iframe sandbox="allow-scripts" security="restricted" src="https://www.corndown.com/podcast/the-corn-down-pt-5-pt4-was-wastedmemory-show-graveyard-goonz-preshow-blade-trinity/embed/#?secret=QzcM3SXG6p" width="500" height="350" title="&#8220;The CORNDOWN pt 5: pt4 was wastedmemory show&#8211; Graveyard Goonz Preshow: Blade Trinity&#8221; &#8212; CORNDOWN" data-secret="QzcM3SXG6p" frameborder="0" marginwidth="0" marginheight="0" scrolling="no" class="wp-embedded-content"></iframe><script> /*! This file is auto-generated */ !function(d,l){"use strict";l.querySelector&&d.addEventListener&&"undefined"!=typeof URL&&(d.wp=d.wp||{},d.wp.receiveEmbedMessage||(d.wp.receiveEmbedMessage=function(e){var t=e.data;if((t||t.secret||t.message||t.value)&&!/[^a-zA-Z0-9]/.test(t.secret)){for(var s,r,n,a=l.querySelectorAll('iframe[data-secret="'+t.secret+'"]'),o=l.querySelectorAll('blockquote[data-secret="'+t.secret+'"]'),c=new RegExp("^https?:$","i"),i=0;i<o.length;i++)o[i].style.display="none";for(i=0;i<a.length;i++)s=a[i],e.source===s.contentWindow&&(s.removeAttribute("style"),"height"===t.message?(1e3<(r=parseInt(t.value,10))?r=1e3:~~r<200&&(r=200),s.height=r):"link"===t.message&&(r=new URL(s.getAttribute("src")),n=new URL(t.value),c.test(n.protocol))&&n.host===r.host&&l.activeElement===s&&(d.top.location.href=t.value))}},d.addEventListener("message",d.wp.receiveEmbedMessage,!1),l.addEventListener("DOMContentLoaded",function(){for(var e,t,s=l.querySelectorAll("iframe.wp-embedded-content"),r=0;r<s.length;r++)(t=(e=s[r]).getAttribute("data-secret"))||(t=Math.random().toString(36).substring(2,12),e.src+="#?secret="+t,e.setAttribute("data-secret",t)),e.contentWindow.postMessage({message:"ready",secret:t},"*")},!1)))}(window,document); //# sourceURL=https://www.corndown.com/wp-includes/js/wp-embed.min.js </script>

this one was a little short because the goonz started. Other than that, i have no recollection of this, as it was more than two days ago. I hope it’s enjoyable.

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The CORNDOWN pt 3: HyperCube

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<blockquote class="wp-embedded-content" data-secret="1Cw17yUCv2"><a href="https://www.corndown.com/podcast/the-corndown-pt-3-hypercube/">The CORNDOWN pt 3: HyperCube</a></blockquote><iframe sandbox="allow-scripts" security="restricted" src="https://www.corndown.com/podcast/the-corndown-pt-3-hypercube/embed/#?secret=1Cw17yUCv2" width="500" height="350" title="&#8220;The CORNDOWN pt 3: HyperCube&#8221; &#8212; CORNDOWN" data-secret="1Cw17yUCv2" frameborder="0" marginwidth="0" marginheight="0" scrolling="no" class="wp-embedded-content"></iframe><script> /*! This file is auto-generated */ !function(d,l){"use strict";l.querySelector&&d.addEventListener&&"undefined"!=typeof URL&&(d.wp=d.wp||{},d.wp.receiveEmbedMessage||(d.wp.receiveEmbedMessage=function(e){var t=e.data;if((t||t.secret||t.message||t.value)&&!/[^a-zA-Z0-9]/.test(t.secret)){for(var s,r,n,a=l.querySelectorAll('iframe[data-secret="'+t.secret+'"]'),o=l.querySelectorAll('blockquote[data-secret="'+t.secret+'"]'),c=new RegExp("^https?:$","i"),i=0;i<o.length;i++)o[i].style.display="none";for(i=0;i<a.length;i++)s=a[i],e.source===s.contentWindow&&(s.removeAttribute("style"),"height"===t.message?(1e3<(r=parseInt(t.value,10))?r=1e3:~~r<200&&(r=200),s.height=r):"link"===t.message&&(r=new URL(s.getAttribute("src")),n=new URL(t.value),c.test(n.protocol))&&n.host===r.host&&l.activeElement===s&&(d.top.location.href=t.value))}},d.addEventListener("message",d.wp.receiveEmbedMessage,!1),l.addEventListener("DOMContentLoaded",function(){for(var e,t,s=l.querySelectorAll("iframe.wp-embedded-content"),r=0;r<s.length;r++)(t=(e=s[r]).getAttribute("data-secret"))||(t=Math.random().toString(36).substring(2,12),e.src+="#?secret="+t,e.setAttribute("data-secret",t)),e.contentWindow.postMessage({message:"ready",secret:t},"*")},!1)))}(window,document); //# sourceURL=https://www.corndown.com/wp-includes/js/wp-embed.min.js </script>

Ok so it turns out HyperCube was Cube 2. but whatever. Maybe part 4 will be titled “Blade 3: Trinity”. You’re not in charge of me. Thank you for your support. Tell your aunt and uncle about me.

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The CORNDOWN pt 2: PrankCall Boogaloo

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<blockquote class="wp-embedded-content" data-secret="hPZF7XzL8X"><a href="https://www.corndown.com/podcast/the-corndown-pt-2-prankcall-boogaloo/">The CORNDOWN pt 2: PrankCall Boogaloo</a></blockquote><iframe sandbox="allow-scripts" security="restricted" src="https://www.corndown.com/podcast/the-corndown-pt-2-prankcall-boogaloo/embed/#?secret=hPZF7XzL8X" width="500" height="350" title="&#8220;The CORNDOWN pt 2: PrankCall Boogaloo&#8221; &#8212; CORNDOWN" data-secret="hPZF7XzL8X" frameborder="0" marginwidth="0" marginheight="0" scrolling="no" class="wp-embedded-content"></iframe><script> /*! This file is auto-generated */ !function(d,l){"use strict";l.querySelector&&d.addEventListener&&"undefined"!=typeof URL&&(d.wp=d.wp||{},d.wp.receiveEmbedMessage||(d.wp.receiveEmbedMessage=function(e){var t=e.data;if((t||t.secret||t.message||t.value)&&!/[^a-zA-Z0-9]/.test(t.secret)){for(var s,r,n,a=l.querySelectorAll('iframe[data-secret="'+t.secret+'"]'),o=l.querySelectorAll('blockquote[data-secret="'+t.secret+'"]'),c=new RegExp("^https?:$","i"),i=0;i<o.length;i++)o[i].style.display="none";for(i=0;i<a.length;i++)s=a[i],e.source===s.contentWindow&&(s.removeAttribute("style"),"height"===t.message?(1e3<(r=parseInt(t.value,10))?r=1e3:~~r<200&&(r=200),s.height=r):"link"===t.message&&(r=new URL(s.getAttribute("src")),n=new URL(t.value),c.test(n.protocol))&&n.host===r.host&&l.activeElement===s&&(d.top.location.href=t.value))}},d.addEventListener("message",d.wp.receiveEmbedMessage,!1),l.addEventListener("DOMContentLoaded",function(){for(var e,t,s=l.querySelectorAll("iframe.wp-embedded-content"),r=0;r<s.length;r++)(t=(e=s[r]).getAttribute("data-secret"))||(t=Math.random().toString(36).substring(2,12),e.src+="#?secret="+t,e.setAttribute("data-secret",t)),e.contentWindow.postMessage({message:"ready",secret:t},"*")},!1)))}(window,document); //# sourceURL=https://www.corndown.com/wp-includes/js/wp-embed.min.js </script>

Part two of as-close-to-two-weeks-straight-of-pranks-that-i-can-manage. GOOD FUN TIMES. Thank you for supporting me. I love you. If you want to be on the live skype call, just let me know.

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CORNDOWN pt.1: Smells Like Quarantine Spirit

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<blockquote class="wp-embedded-content" data-secret="A1qF0PCKMN"><a href="https://www.corndown.com/podcast/corn-down-pt-1-smells-like-quarantine-spirit/">CORNDOWN pt.1: Smells Like Quarantine Spirit</a></blockquote><iframe sandbox="allow-scripts" security="restricted" src="https://www.corndown.com/podcast/corn-down-pt-1-smells-like-quarantine-spirit/embed/#?secret=A1qF0PCKMN" width="500" height="350" title="&#8220;CORNDOWN pt.1: Smells Like Quarantine Spirit&#8221; &#8212; CORNDOWN" data-secret="A1qF0PCKMN" frameborder="0" marginwidth="0" marginheight="0" scrolling="no" class="wp-embedded-content"></iframe><script> /*! This file is auto-generated */ !function(d,l){"use strict";l.querySelector&&d.addEventListener&&"undefined"!=typeof URL&&(d.wp=d.wp||{},d.wp.receiveEmbedMessage||(d.wp.receiveEmbedMessage=function(e){var t=e.data;if((t||t.secret||t.message||t.value)&&!/[^a-zA-Z0-9]/.test(t.secret)){for(var s,r,n,a=l.querySelectorAll('iframe[data-secret="'+t.secret+'"]'),o=l.querySelectorAll('blockquote[data-secret="'+t.secret+'"]'),c=new RegExp("^https?:$","i"),i=0;i<o.length;i++)o[i].style.display="none";for(i=0;i<a.length;i++)s=a[i],e.source===s.contentWindow&&(s.removeAttribute("style"),"height"===t.message?(1e3<(r=parseInt(t.value,10))?r=1e3:~~r<200&&(r=200),s.height=r):"link"===t.message&&(r=new URL(s.getAttribute("src")),n=new URL(t.value),c.test(n.protocol))&&n.host===r.host&&l.activeElement===s&&(d.top.location.href=t.value))}},d.addEventListener("message",d.wp.receiveEmbedMessage,!1),l.addEventListener("DOMContentLoaded",function(){for(var e,t,s=l.querySelectorAll("iframe.wp-embedded-content"),r=0;r<s.length;r++)(t=(e=s[r]).getAttribute("data-secret"))||(t=Math.random().toString(36).substring(2,12),e.src+="#?secret="+t,e.setAttribute("data-secret",t)),e.contentWindow.postMessage({message:"ready",secret:t},"*")},!1)))}(window,document); //# sourceURL=https://www.corndown.com/wp-includes/js/wp-embed.min.js </script>

Get ready for a lot of shows. Full mixlr recordings are on my mixlr page again. Thanks for supporting me and making my mixlr subscription possible. I owe you one.