Podcast: CORN DOWN Prank Calls

OH MAN. This is the first proper long-format edit of a CORNDOWN show. Expect these in the future. Consider all the old shows an archive, and the podcast proper starts at 171 i guess. I technically could go back and edit this way to at least 100, but I don’t want to. So enjoy! And … Read moreThe CORNDOWN pt 171: with Brad Pitt as Will Colbert

Nearest register, Employee breaks, Wasted outside smoking, Family time, Wastedmemory suspicious smell, Killer bees, Wastedmemory safe meetup, Cocaine responsibility, Wastedmemory which drugs, Apples as medicine, Wastedmemory loan payment, What substances, Employee breaks ii  cigarettes, Wastedmemory contact situation, Urinal cakes, Wastedmemory the flames, Whopper keys, Standing area, Arby’s and burger king, Wastedmemory child safety rating, Dog … Read moreThe CORNDOWN pt 170: with Christopher Meloni as Spike

This show contains the following calls and more! Face Description, Quitting permission, Baby fears, Bird Mistake, Cheese Person (bad day), Children’s safety area, Fermented beer, Underage shoppers, Heavy carts, Heavy trash, Parking Placards or Management Vampires, Burger basher, Too Cute, Missed call. Thank you for checking out the show! Check me and wastedmemory out live … Read moreThe CORNDOWN pt 169: with Sean James Murphy as Tucker

Lazy Managers, Wingman (HALF HOUR CALL!!), Bad apple, Burger Dealership, Close my Tab, Cool Shirt, BBQ Sauce, Parking break, Found onion, Going Serverless, Dying cat.

Wet Room, Disabled Motorcycle, Asshole Parking, Parking Bill, Grass Parking, The Incline, Filetype Extensions, Gettin a Trespass, Childrens Adhesives, Private Line, Calling 911, Tow my Car, Self Suspicious

Quiet Time, Wakeup Calls, Door Locks, Key Card Credit, Guest Offender, Hurt Feelings Problem, Aggressive Customer, Mans Pants Pockets, Strange Customer, Runaway Adult Children

In The Trunk, Entered To Win, Won’t hang up, Lost hearing aid, Coffee pre-order, Throw up, Giving feedback, Sandwich responsibility, One minute

Broken Window’s, Imaginary Problem’s, Brown Gatorade, Sober Driver, Hand Touching’s, Urine Fees, Potassium Source, Division of Hotel and State, Fish Friday, Aisle Three Poop’s, Machine Reset’s, Easter Pregnants, Urined Food’s

Toilet water, Ivy allergy, Room online, Room activation, Off script, Recycle phone, Marlbarrow 100s, Baby accident, Baby puncher, Animal not kid accident, Coin pills, Serial numbers

what happens then, found a toe, not 4/20, lost a toe, access code, pizza hat, etc