The CORNDOWN pt 322: with Kevin Spacey as John Doe
This show starts off strong, as I get a B King to mail a Whopper to my PO box to replace a scratched bun. This leads to wastedmemory having a scratched bag and a creased reciept, and I deal with a pen marked bag. We dabble with some burger sports before discovering the effectivness of … Read moreThe CORNDOWN pt 322: with Kevin Spacey as John Doe
The CORNDOWN pt 321: with Julianne Moore as Clarice Starling
Ever got gravy on your neck? Did it leave a tattoo? Of course it did, so you’ll understand the first batch of calls. We also deal with returning calls we never actually got, and move gravy around between KF Chickens like its our job. There’s tall ones, Wild One’s, and I think Tiff is probably … Read moreThe CORNDOWN pt 321: with Julianne Moore as Clarice Starling
The CORNDOWN pt 320: with Richard Belzer as Detective John Munch
Well, what we have here is a heavily goblin themed show. It starts out with red lights across the board, and settings askew. A goblin is blamed, and then focused on for several calls ranging from goblin meat to a goblin shopper. I do have the surprisingly legitimate premise of telling places we prepaid at … Read moreThe CORNDOWN pt 320: with Richard Belzer as Detective John Munch
The CORNDOWN pt 319: with Townsend Coleman as Muckman
The first half is all KF Chicken. We, or rather I start this CORNDOWN with a couple of loose sacks and a classic stuck lid or two. From there I explore the topic of mullet chickens before Whuppy joins in to order some Mullet Chicken of his own. Then we move on to cubes. Chicken … Read moreThe CORNDOWN pt 319: with Townsend Coleman as Muckman
The CORNDOWN pt 318: with Robert Llewellyn as Kryten
Oh boy, this episode of CORNDOWN starts off with a man trying to take the piss, MY piss. Not acceptable. This quickly gives way to hangout sessions with staff, where we learn several facts about quiktrip employees; they work 10 hour shifts, they get no breaks, and they are happy about it. From there we … Read moreThe CORNDOWN pt 318: with Robert Llewellyn as Kryten
The CORNDOWN pt 317: with Liam Hemsworth as Victor
Oh wow. This show was a disaster. Partially a national disaster? I don’t know what qualifies, but I deal with heavy ‘technical’ difficulties (I pushed a button by accident), and wastedmemory gets hit with a series of tornadoes. Seriously, mostly. Between all the madness, there’s signals from a lighthouse, gum getting stuck in the carpet, … Read moreThe CORNDOWN pt 317: with Liam Hemsworth as Victor
The CORNDOWN pt 316: with Henry Nixon as Downey
Well, this is a strange one. First call is about a hidden compartment housing a second beef patty, that’s normal. Second call is over half an hour of yelling at a man who says he reads books. You kinda have to hear it to understand. After that, wasted is having parking issues, and I’m trying … Read moreThe CORNDOWN pt 316: with Henry Nixon as Downey
The CORNDOWN pt 315: with Toby Huss as Artie, “The Strongest Man in the World”
This one starts with classic lettuce separation. Classic. Next we try to get premium packaging for our burgers, such as chili containers, drink containers, or anything other than paper! We hide food, stash food, get food out of the dumpster, etc. ad nauseum. Really standard stuff, I can’t stress that enough. Somewhere in the first … Read moreThe CORNDOWN pt 315: with Toby Huss as Artie, “The Strongest Man in the World”
The CORNDOWN pt 314: with Emma Lung as Heather
It’s a good ol’ fashioned Fish’n’Chips CORNDOWN, as we start strong with french fry themed calls and quickly discover the fun of dropping the fries. We also deal with The Manager of The French Fries (a potatoe), and dabble in finding a firm limit on dogs and skunks. As you can expect, this leads to … Read moreThe CORNDOWN pt 314: with Emma Lung as Heather
The CORNDOWN pt 313: with Chuck Norris as Scott
You ever had a Wendy’s cut your crust off without you asking? Because that’s exactly how this CORNDOWN starts. We also discover the buns don’t match; what with being top and bottom and all. Somewhere in there we received a failing grade on the app, but I still have no clue what we did wrong. … Read moreThe CORNDOWN pt 313: with Chuck Norris as Scott