The CORNDOWN pt 86: with Dave Thomas as Ben Franklin
Uh oh. Bad news. I did such a grood jorb listening to my own show last week that I did a bad job this week. So… I hope it’s good? There’s probably a lot of calls about spiders. There’s been a lot of those lately, so it’s a safe bet. I might get to it … Read moreThe CORNDOWN pt 86: with Dave Thomas as Ben Franklin
The CORNDOWN pt 85: with Dustin Diamond as Samuel “Screech” Powers
Wow. I actually listen to every call. Because there’s less of them, because on a count of it being to the last call being almost an hour’s long before I edited it. It’s still over a half hour. It’s about riding an elevator, ON DRUGS. So, here’s the tracks in order and the calls other … Read moreThe CORNDOWN pt 85: with Dustin Diamond as Samuel “Screech” Powers
The CORNDOWN pt 84: with Marc Summers as Samuel Austere
This show was mostly spiders. It was really fun though. So I hope it’s funny. I never know. I just keep making the calls. Topics include: Grocery Spiders. So many grocery spiders. In a good way. Easy Jobs. Pineapple skins. Employee Blunt. The Smart Person. Drug Screening re: Spiders.
The CORNDOWN pt 83: with Zach Andrews as LeBron James
Fun fact: a good portion of the snapple facts are not true. Â This show contains Hotel smell. hotel expiration. Hotel eviction. squatter punching. Arby’s odor. food expiration. hotdog trial program. something good. Sesame Connection. pants expiration. ground water. lemonade. sobriety test. purchased goods expiration. Street Numbers. Sexual Time. room 215, adult time stuff. Bathroom smells. … Read moreThe CORNDOWN pt 83: with Zach Andrews as LeBron James
The CORNDOWN pt 82: with Tim Blaney as Johnny Five
without drink. Reservations. punch policy. Water products. Customer overtime. Which way does the driveway go? Low butts. gas stains. getting Registered. eelin’. Put it underneath. drive illegally. Friday 13th (Scare my sister). left handed pump OR right handed drive. My Enemies. phone bill. Safe Area from my girlfriend trying to hit me with her car. … Read moreThe CORNDOWN pt 82: with Tim Blaney as Johnny Five
The CORNDOWN pt 81: with Cheech Marin as the voice of Buck Bundy
this show was listened to by me already! good job me. It contains; Pants Stain. I’m emotional. Far away, but the same. Same as Omaha. quick pee. a different Arby’s. Arby’s bathroom. Hold my stuff. hold my beer. Hold my Keys. Sobriety Check. Drive thru instructions w/ wasted- 9 minutes. Motorcycle Drive-thru. motorcycle lessons. Pants … Read moreThe CORNDOWN pt 81: with Cheech Marin as the voice of Buck Bundy
The CORNDOWN pt 80: with Andy Dick as Matthew Brock
Hey i listened to this one. I still didn’t do anything with 79. I have failed you. This show contains, well, basically every call is about a blind spot. Bathroom water filter. Nothing scary. blind spot. Shattering windows. shattering windshield. Blind spot Glass (the wasp distraction). Indoor blind spots. quick question: real glass? What are … Read moreThe CORNDOWN pt 80: with Andy Dick as Matthew Brock
The CORNDOWN pt 79: with Anthony Edwards as Harry Washello
Ok so here’s the deal. I didn’t get to listen to this one before uploading, but I did get it uploaded ‘on time’. I INTEND to listen to it tomorrow, and replace this text with my bare-bones description of the calls, but you don’t get to be mad at me if I never do it. … Read moreThe CORNDOWN pt 79: with Anthony Edwards as Harry Washello
The CORNDOWN pt 78: with Stephen Kankole as Young LeBron
This was fun. Good calls. INCLUDING: Magicians Allowed. (NOT) Mike Maione The Silly Magician. Checkout Procedures. Marriage Proof. Dollar store drugs. Single Proof. Dollar store register. Window Exit. Window procedure. Hotel Hints. Hotel Procedures. Magician Policies. Broken Leg. Defibrillator. Third Degree Burns. Small Concussion. Parking Policies. Thieving employees. Run Away. Cut Off Toe. Sheet Instructions. … Read moreThe CORNDOWN pt 78: with Stephen Kankole as Young LeBron
The CORNDOWN pt 77: with Phil Hartman as Gary Young
What’s good for the goose is as good for ganders as well. This show contained prank telephone calls. Some of the topics include (but are not limited to): diarrhea symptoms. Edible Items. Light Duties. Apology Opportunities. The person with the piercings. Inappropriate comments. What is theft?? Bathroom Candy. Stick Shift. etc