Podcast: CORN DOWN Prank Calls

Join me and my cohost, wastedmemory, for another episode of mind-bending calls on CORNDOWN! We start with half of someone else’s and dive into wasted’s perplexing “I Don’t Want It” saga, exploring unexpected twists and turns. Old batteries, shopping chores, and the eternal quest for a place to sleep provide plenty of humor and surprises. … Read moreThe CORNDOWN pt 185: with Arnold Schwarzenegger as Hercules (as Arnold Strong ‘Mr. Universe’)

Join me and my cohost, wastedmemory, for another intriguing episode of CORNDOWN! We start with a hilarious call to Circle K and dive into the world of receipt surveys, uncovering the quirky world of TV coupons. A Giraffe Guy makes an appearance, adding an unexpected twist to our conversations, and we explore the mysterious concept … Read moreThe CORNDOWN pt 184: with Brad Pitt as Joe Black

Welcome to another intriguing episode of CORNDOWN! Join me and cohosts wastedmemory, Lux, and snappy bakes as we uncover an array of intriguing phone calls. Imagine the mystery behind quiet hotels and delve into the unexpected world of covering doors. Picture puzzling situations involving wrong-sized pants and bad outfits, along with entertaining escapades like broken … Read moreThe CORNDOWN pt 183: with Robert the Tire as Robert

Welcome to a captivating episode of CORNDOWN! In this edition, I’m thrilled to be joined by cohosts wastedmemory, snappy bakes, and Lux as we dive into a medley of unconventional conversations. Picture exploring the strange terrain of texting landlines and delving into the enigmatic persona of the good spirited man with cancer. We’ll share stories … Read moreThe CORNDOWN pt 182: with Martin Scorsese as Passenger Watching Silhouette

Welcome to a new episode of CORNDOWN! In this installment, I’m joined by some fantastic cohosts for a series of entertaining calls. We’ll dive into the hilarious realm of unwanted pizza mishaps, share anecdotes about intriguing front desk complaints, and even explore the art of getting people arrested. With wastedmemory, Dog Lettuce, and snappy bakes … Read moreThe CORNDOWN pt 181: with Paul Reubens as Prince Gerhardt Hapsburg

Welcome to a fresh episode of CORNDOWN! In today’s show, join me and my cohost, wastedmemory, as we dive into a series of captivating calls. Together, we uncover the mysteries behind misplaced phones and stumble upon unexpected treasures in unlikely places, all the while sharing laughs and insights. Lux, our cohost, joins the conversation to … Read moreThe CORNDOWN pt 180: with Zach Woods as Matt Spencer

Join me on this episode of CORNDOWN as I dive into a series of intriguing calls with my cohosts. We’ll discuss everything from replacement keys to the sectional sofa, and even uncover some juicy rumors along the way. Tune in to hear about animal identification crises, prize closets, and the unexpected adventures of kicking squirrels. … Read moreThe CORNDOWN pt 179: with Bob Hoskins as Rock n Roll Manager

Join me, your host, as I delve into the weird and wonderful world of CORNDOWN. In this episode, we explore the dark corners of Reddit with wastedmemory, discussing some truly bad stuff. We also tackle the age-old question of what would happen if I lost my keys, and dive into the art of journaling. With … Read moreThe CORNDOWN pt 178: with Noreen Young as Gloria Gopher

Join me and wastedmemory on an episode of CORNDOWN that unravels a tapestry of intriguing calls and thought-provoking conversations. Explore the enigmatic world of drug money and the complex dynamics of brand loyalty. Listen as we reflect on the challenges and mysteries of old age, contemplating the profound journeys of individuals nearing the end of … Read moreThe CORNDOWN pt 176: with Matt Doran as Mouse

Embark on an enthralling adventure as I guide you through the captivating episodes of CORNDOWN. Join me and my cohost, wastedmemory, as we explore the peculiar contents of inventories, immerse ourselves in the whimsical realm of comic chaos, navigate through mishaps in hotels and pest control, and indulge in lively conversations about the world of … Read moreThe CORNDOWN pt 175: with John Harvey as Harvey