Podcast: CORN DOWN Prank Calls

Ugh. Apparently Im back in the habit of being an entire week late uploading shows to patreon. Oh well. Maybe I’ll upload tonights show right away, so I’ll be able to put some comments about the contents of the show here, in the body of the post, rather than just rambling. Yeah, that’d be cool. … Read moreThe CORNDOWN pt 53: Tuna Helper: Tuna Cheesy Pasta

There’s a bug in my hotel room; Who can I speak to about this?? Thats basically all I remember from this show. Lots of calls about bugs in hotel rooms. Not that I’m complaining. A june bug in your hotel room is way cool. There was probably other good stuff too. Let me know. And … Read moreThe CORNDOWN pt 52: Ballistic: Ecks vs. Sever

woop woop. uploaded finally. how does a push-button-lamp work? And before you come up here to explain it to me, could you stop out at my car and grab my cigarettes? Thanks I love you.

Affirm your truths! The sky is blue. The sky is blue. The sky is blue. The sky is blue. The sky is blue. Now that you know you can trust me — This was an alright show. I approve of it. But only half-assed-ly; Not because I don’t fully approve of it… Just because I’m … Read moreThe CORNDOWN pt 50: 50 Ways To Leave Your Lover

Here’s just the calls from last night, but not the splink/toxic-waste portion, and only calls that originated from my dialer machine. For the rest, you’ll have to wait for SPLink/wastedmemory to post them. I’M THE FRONT DESK MOTHER FUCKER.

Here’s the christmas show! Grab a cool glass of Christmas/Hanukah Milk and enjoy. But don’t enjoy it RIGHT NOW. Because I edited and posted this during the SPlink/Toxic Waste/wastedmemory/dragonmere NEW YEARS 8 HR SUPER 7pm-3am ET TALKING TIMES right now at http://mixlr.com/wastedmemory are you here?

Show from Fri 18 Dec 2020. Getting caught up! I’m pretty sure I’ll have the Christmas show uploaded shortly after this. I’m also trying to get some calls uploaded to my youtube. It’s not new content, but it’s easier to show YouTube to your uncle. (PLEASE TELL YOUR UNCLE)

woo. this was a fun one. wasted was drunk or something. we discovered how uncomfortable it makes front desks when you ask a hotel if you can buy a punch-in-the-face off craigslist. Its good fun.

Normally I remove calls under 30 seconds, because its usually just me hanging up on a stupid computer system or fax machine or something. This week were were seeing how fast we could get people to hang up on us, so I have to leave all the short calls in. I dont even know if … Read moreThe CORNDOWN pt 46: (no title provided)

Here’s the ENTIRE UNEDITED 3 HR SHOW! It’s medium good. No guarantees tho.